Wanna touch my huge cock? - Page 2

**Booyakasha** · 04-21-2008, 10:33 PM

"WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS!!"
--William J. Sessions, director of the FBI

WvW, why do you do these things to yourself? Is it some kind of reverse double psychology or something?

wariovswario · 04-22-2008, 11:48 AM

^Something along those lines.

DELICIOUS POISON · 04-22-2008, 08:00 PM

IN A CONTEST WHERE THE FIRST ONE TO QUIT IS THE WINNER... CAN QUITTERS WIN?

wariovswario · 04-23-2008, 11:22 AM

^That contest makes no sense. You quit the contest to win the contest? But quitting counts as disqualification. So how the heck can you quit and still win? Doesn't work.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-23-2008, 12:29 PM

^Quitting drugs.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

The Joker · 04-23-2008, 12:36 PM

* did someone say drugs ??

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-23-2008, 12:57 PM

Yeah, but what does "want a bigger pen fifteen mean"?

DELICIOUS POISON · 04-24-2008, 07:49 AM

I'm used to getting "3nlarge Your Pen1s!" emails, but today I got one in German.

Metal Man · 04-24-2008, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wariovswario

^Something along those lines.

Nah, you're an attention whore, Wvw.

wariovswario · 04-24-2008, 02:28 PM

^You're no better.

Sarai and Samiel · 04-24-2008, 02:39 PM

That's an optical illusion. See, he's so much better that he laps you an infinite number of times, always seeming to be right there.

Rolls-Royce Man · 04-24-2008, 02:58 PM

Well, that explains why I seem so close to Andre, yet he 00 laps ahead

Balrog · 04-24-2008, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McSARS DOUBLE SARS

I'm used to getting "3nlarge Your Pen1s!" emails, but today I got one in German.

Today I got one asking if I wanted to meet "big, sexy women."

Metal Man · 04-24-2008, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wariovswario

^You're no better.

That's because you can't believe I'm not butter.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-25-2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wariovswario

better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

butter.

Parkay?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

DELICIOUS POISON · 04-26-2008, 10:00 AM

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***CaptHayfever*** · 04-29-2008, 09:41 AM

^Luftballoons?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rolls-Royce Man · 04-29-2008, 09:45 AM

99 of them.

DELICIOUS POISON · 05-04-2008, 09:42 AM

I just got 2 more of the same german spam mail, each from another randomly generated name. Lazy bastards. Crappy Yahoo spam block.

Balrog · 05-04-2008, 10:34 AM

I keep getting e-mails from "Dianne" or "Laura" or something similar, saying "Mine's bigger than yours!"

04-21-2008, 10:33 PM	#21
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04-22-2008, 11:48 AM	#22
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04-23-2008, 11:22 AM	#24
wariovswario Godly Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,339 Thanks: 90 Thanked 76 Times in 54 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 6,964.30 Bank: 701,792.13 Total Points: 708,756.43 Donate	^That contest makes no sense. You quit the contest to win the contest? But quitting counts as disqualification. So how the heck can you quit and still win? Doesn't work. __________________ Click here to level up my card!

04-24-2008, 02:28 PM	#30
wariovswario Godly Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,339 Thanks: 90 Thanked 76 Times in 54 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 6,964.30 Bank: 701,792.13 Total Points: 708,756.43 Donate	^You're no better. __________________ Click here to level up my card!

04-24-2008, 02:39 PM	#31
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,285 Thanks: 163 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 3,275.97 Bank: 92,324.85 Total Points: 95,600.82 Donate	Sarai Sez: That's an optical illusion. See, he's so much better that he laps you an infinite number of times, always seeming to be right there.

04-22-2008, 08:00 PM	#23
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,555 Thanks: 554 Thanked 1,586 Times in 781 Posts Points: 6,397.26 Bank: 3,394,725.92 Total Points: 3,401,123.17 Donate	IN A CONTEST WHERE THE FIRST ONE TO QUIT IS THE WINNER... CAN QUITTERS WIN?

04-23-2008, 12:29 PM	#25
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04-23-2008, 12:36 PM	#26
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04-23-2008, 12:57 PM	#27
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04-24-2008, 07:49 AM	#28
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,555 Thanks: 554 Thanked 1,586 Times in 781 Posts Points: 6,397.26 Bank: 3,394,725.92 Total Points: 3,401,123.17 Donate	I'm used to getting "3nlarge Your Pen1s!" emails, but today I got one in German.

04-24-2008, 02:58 PM	#32
Rolls-Royce Man Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: BE PREPARED FOR YOUR MISSION. Gender: Posts: 8,572 Thanks: 219 Thanked 461 Times in 349 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 14,223.40 Bank: 50,239.98 Total Points: 64,463.38 Donate	Well, that explains why I seem so close to Andre, yet he 00 laps ahead

04-29-2008, 09:41 AM	#37
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,779 Thanks: 234 Thanked 940 Times in 572 Posts Points: 117,252.07 Bank: 1,775.75 Total Points: 119,027.82 Donate	^Luftballoons? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

04-29-2008, 09:45 AM	#38
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05-04-2008, 09:42 AM	#39
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,555 Thanks: 554 Thanked 1,586 Times in 781 Posts Points: 6,397.26 Bank: 3,394,725.92 Total Points: 3,401,123.17 Donate	I just got 2 more of the same german spam mail, each from another randomly generated name. Lazy bastards. Crappy Yahoo spam block.

05-04-2008, 10:34 AM	#40
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