Spaceward Bound

X-3 · 06-17-2008, 05:26 PM

I must return to my tribe in the deep reaches of space.

Yes, X-3 is my real name. We aliens use freaky names like that.

I'll be back in the year 3008. Freeze yourself using those weird human devices, if you must. When I return, we can celebrate with turkey. Or, I can celebrate with your greatX a lot grandchildren.

Irby · 06-17-2008, 05:48 PM

Why are you leaving us?

X-3 · 06-17-2008, 05:58 PM

My mission was to study the Earth, so we could deduce whether it was hostile or not.

Additionally, I am to bring one invention back for study. I have chosen...the zipper.

Irby · 06-17-2008, 06:00 PM

Why not the Wii?

X-3 · 06-17-2008, 06:30 PM

Our video gaming technologies far surpass the Wii device. We have devices that let you be IN the game. Unfortunately, there are still a few glitches to work out. In one test, a subject was playing a war game when he was suddenly vaporized completely.

Irby · 06-17-2008, 07:33 PM

Was his name Z-2?

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-17-2008, 09:16 PM

This thread hurts.

06-17-2008, 05:26 PM	#1
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06-17-2008, 05:58 PM	#3
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06-17-2008, 06:30 PM	#5
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06-17-2008, 07:33 PM	#6
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