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Old 07-23-2008, 10:25 PM   #1
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快了一个女给我一接吻

Haha! 我说普通话! 可是,说普通话说的不好。
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Old 07-25-2008, 10:25 PM   #4
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你们不会看汉字。 我可以说不好的词。 太好了!

可是, Starry Peach 可以看一点人中文。。。
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Bomby likes pie!

And Starry Peach likes pie
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:24 PM   #6
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Well Bomby... I can see it. Understanding it is a different story. ;)

And I'd respond to you in kind, but I don't have a Chinese IME on my computer right now... X)
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square square square
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^Control Panel > Regional and Language Options > Languages > Tick the two bottom boxes > OK
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Translation:
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Express a woman gave me a kiss

1st post:
I speak Putonghua! However, the Putonghua said that the bad.

2nd post:
You will not read Chinese characters. I can say no good word. Sweet!

But, Starry Peach can see that the Chinese people. . .
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Old 07-27-2008, 12:53 AM   #11
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That is quite possibly the worst translation ever.
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^ What about Zero Wing?
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I've now come to the realization that I used a very incorrect character in my first post with the same pronunciation as the character I meant to use. I deeply apologize to all who wouldn't have noticed anyways.
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You have brought great shame to your house, Bomby. You must atone for your great mistake by speaking about it in Chinese.
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It should say "说不好" instead of "说不好。"

But 得 and 的 are pronounced the same.

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Here's an accurate translation:

Title:
QUICK ONE GIRL GIVE ME A KISS

1st post:
I speak Mandarin! However, I speak Mandarin poorly.

2nd post:
You all cannot read Chinese characters. I can say bad words. Sweet!

However, Starry Peach can read a bit of Chinese. . .

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Old 07-27-2008, 02:16 AM   #16
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We get it, you wish you were Chinese. Now be satisfied with the race you were born with, like everyone else!

¡Baboso! Imma go eat a taco.
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square and square are pronounced the same

but now try it with a swedish accent
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I used the Google translator.
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:59 AM   #19
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i'm getting ???'s. not squares. maybe its just being on my dads computer.
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I also get question marks.
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