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t3hDarkness · 10-08-2008, 12:43 AM

Why can't Megaman duck?

He can do aerial acrobatics and sliding dashes, but not duck.

Bomby · 10-09-2008, 12:41 PM

How is it possible that I'm atheist, monotheist, and polytheist all at the same time?

1-up salesman · 10-09-2008, 05:24 PM

How do those anime guys get blue hair?

The Mega Charizard · 10-09-2008, 05:48 PM

How can Jakie Chan get around the world in 80 days,but Fat Albert can't get across the swimming pool in 80 weeks?

Señor Luigi · 10-09-2008, 07:34 PM

Why do billboards make you wanna buy stuff?

Joker · 10-10-2008, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Swordmaster Link

Why was this topic closed?

I think it was the “Man” trying to censor me and all my secret wisdom that I wish to impart.

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Originally Posted by Vapor

Can I have some courage?

Sure, but you have to be brave first…and by brave I mean strip down to your knickers and then run through the halls of a government building shouting out “PRAISE ALAH!!”

Before you know it, you will have courage bursting out of you from every orifice.

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Originally Posted by I am nobody

Joker: In the Civil War, the US fought the Confederate States of AMERICA. Does your statement mean you are against the Civil War?

What is your policy on purple getting the education of the board?

IAN I am against the war being “civil” and not “devastating”. War isn’t supposed to be some well played game governed by rules and good form. The “civil” war was just that….too civil…too weak, in my opinion it shouldn't even be considered a war.

Now Vietnam…that was come good war right there, I tell you what.

You would be hard pressed to find anything “civil” in that war….yes sirree Bob.

And purple was better suited for the hypocrisy that is the school boards education.

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Originally Posted by SephirothKirby

How do you beat The Adventures of Batman and Robin on Genesis? It's too ****ing hard.

Listen carefully because a lot of people have spent endless hours trying to make it through this damn game. When you get to the final part of the game you have to yank the controller with all your might in one sudden jerking motion towards your chest.

If you do it right, the cord from the controller will yank the game system from its resting place and send it crashing to the floor. You then get up and walk over to your genesis and say….

“That’s what you get for not being a Nintendo!!”

Then go buy yourself a better game because The Adventures of Batman sucked

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Originally Posted by Wootmaster

whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you

Run like I’m Tryon Gibbons and I’m late for a free “crack give away”

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Originally Posted by Irby

Why was the other topic locked?

The MAN

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Originally Posted by 1-up salesman

Is some of this Star Wars Expanded Universe necessary?

Yes very much so…it will take much more expanded goodness to balance the **** holes of Phantom, Attack, Return. Although I did like phantom and attack for the Yoda fight scene.

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Originally Posted by Kevrosini

The radiant Moon is my father,
the tranquil sea is my mother;
I have a million brethrens,
yet, I cease to exist when I reach land.

...what may I be, Joker?

Hmmm, a wave coming from mother ocean and guided by father moon.

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Originally Posted by Mush Face

Where's the cheese cake?

My wife and kid probably ate it…they love that stuff

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Originally Posted by Rolls-Royce Man

How do they put the little m's on those MnMs?

Midgets….midget midgets is the answer

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Originally Posted by Vapor

What is the best shade of blue?

Bluish blue not too blue that its blue…you know that good kind of blue not the bad kind.

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Originally Posted by t3hDarkness

Why can't Megaman duck?

He can do aerial acrobatics and sliding dashes, but not duck.

He has a giant bolt and two nuts where his hips should be

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Originally Posted by Bomby

How is it possible that I'm atheist, monotheist, and polytheist all at the same time?

Because silly all those things mean the same thing…….Catholic

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Originally Posted by 1-up salesman

How do those anime guys get blue hair?

They find, capture and slaughter smurfs using the poor creatures blood as die to bleach their hair like that. I mean come on why do you think that Gargamel wanted to catch them so badly…he wanted some bad ass blue hair !!

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Originally Posted by The Mega Charizard

How can Jakie Chan get around the world in 80 days,but Fat Albert can't get across the swimming pool in 80 weeks?

Fat Albert isn’t Chinese.

DELICIOUS POISON · 10-10-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by t3hDarkness

Why can't Megaman duck?

He can do aerial acrobatics and sliding dashes, but not duck.

Or more shocking: Why not shoot directly upwards? I mean, since half of all Mega Man enemies are airborne.

Galefore · 10-11-2008, 12:02 AM

Because

HEEEEE IS MEGAMAAAAN

GOTTA MOTHUH****IN' GUN FOH A HAAAAND

or however Joker wants to field that

Luigiman777 · 10-11-2008, 09:04 AM

hahaha wut

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