Ask Joker

Joker · 10-03-2008, 08:29 PM

You have questions and I have all the answers...and if I don't happen to the know the answer....well **** I'll just fake it

I am nobody · 10-03-2008, 08:31 PM

The two hardest questions anyone has ever faced:

Do you believe that the Bush Doctrine gives the US the right to enter Pakistan?

Are there any Supreme Court decisions you do not agree with?

CAN YOU ANSWER THEM? IF YOU CAN, YOU ARE OUR VP!!!!!

SephirothKirby · 10-03-2008, 08:32 PM

how do i attract women

D:

That Guy · 10-03-2008, 08:38 PM

if you were the vice president in a debate what would you do

A: be truthful, or at least truthful as a politician is expected to be
B: dodge questions
C: insult your opponent
D: dodge the questions WHILE trying to tangentially connect them to issues you actually know
E: flat out state you are not going to answer the questions and talk about an issue you know

I'm trying to figure out if random people on the internet would be a better VP then palin

also -

why so serious

Mush Man · 10-03-2008, 08:58 PM

Just what is project ARDVARK?

Vapor · 10-04-2008, 08:30 AM

Is graffiti considered vandalism if it's erasable?

Kevrosini · 10-04-2008, 09:17 AM

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

VG_Addict · 10-04-2008, 10:17 AM

Can I see your magic trick?

LinkManDX · 10-04-2008, 10:36 AM

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnant

**Dylan** · 10-04-2008, 11:04 AM

who took my frog
who found my frog

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 10-04-2008, 11:05 AM

You want some SHAQ FU?

Mush Man · 10-04-2008, 01:16 PM

Why won't you answer

Maynard James Keenan · 10-04-2008, 01:22 PM

Why are people already asking "wen u gonna anser" when the topic hasn't even been here for a day?

***ZeldaGirl*** · 10-04-2008, 01:33 PM

Joker doesn't have access to the internet on weekends. Be patient.

Mush Man · 10-04-2008, 01:34 PM

Oh, I didn't know

Bomby · 10-04-2008, 01:54 PM

Where is pancakes house?

Luigiman777 · 10-04-2008, 03:26 PM

what?

(thats my question)

Señor Lenny · 10-04-2008, 04:06 PM

How can I successfully take control of Pop Star?

X-3 · 10-04-2008, 08:54 PM

JOKER. WHY MUST WE FIGHT.

oh, and do headbangs give vampires strength?

DELICIOUS POISON · 10-05-2008, 04:09 AM

What's your favorite pickup line?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby

Where is pancakes house?

I CAN FIELD THIS

1: Start out going SOUTH on N MILWAUKEE ST/US-18/WI-32 toward E WISCONSIN AVE. Continue to follow N MILWAUKEE ST/WI-32. 0.2 mi

2: Turn RIGHT onto E CLYBOURN ST. 0.3 mi

3: Merge onto I-794 W via the ramp on the LEFT toward I-43/I-94. 0.7 mi

4: Merge onto I-94 E via EXIT 1B on the LEFT toward I-43 S/CHICAGO (Portions toll) (Crossing into ILLINOIS). 43.2 mi

5: Take I-94 E (Portions toll). 49.6 mi

6: Keep LEFT to take I-90 EXPRESS E/I-94 EXPRESS E/DAN RYAN EXP E toward GARFIELD BLVD. 3.9 mi

7: Merge onto I-90 E/I-94 E/DAN RYAN EXPY E toward SKYWAY/INDIANA TOLL RD. 0.9 mi

8: Keep LEFT to take I-90 E via EXIT 59A toward INDIANA TOLL RD (Portions toll) (Passing through INDIANA, then crossing into OHIO). 306.1 mi

9: Merge onto I-80 E via the exit on the LEFT (Portions toll). 9.2 mi

10: Merge onto I-480 E via EXIT 151 toward CLEVELAND. 12.2 mi

11: Take EXIT 12 toward W 130TH ST/W 150TH ST/BROOK PARK. 0.2 mi

12: Turn LEFT onto BROOKPARK RD/OH-17. 1.5 mi

13: End at 10810 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44130

THAT'S THE ONLY IHOP I KNOW THE ADDRESS TO, SORRY

10-03-2008, 08:29 PM	#1
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10-04-2008, 01:22 PM	#13
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