Ask Joker

[MASALOBOTOMY]

Joker, bong or hash pipe?

[Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds]

VS.



Who wins?

[Bomby]

Originally Posted by DELICIOUS POISON

I CAN FIELD THIS

1: Start out going SOUTH on N MILWAUKEE ST/US-18/WI-32 toward E WISCONSIN AVE. Continue to follow N MILWAUKEE ST/WI-32. 0.2 mi


2: Turn RIGHT onto E CLYBOURN ST. 0.3 mi


3: Merge onto I-794 W via the ramp on the LEFT toward I-43/I-94. 0.7 mi


4: Merge onto I-94 E via EXIT 1B on the LEFT toward I-43 S/CHICAGO (Portions toll) (Crossing into ILLINOIS). 43.2 mi


5: Take I-94 E (Portions toll). 49.6 mi


6: Keep LEFT to take I-90 EXPRESS E/I-94 EXPRESS E/DAN RYAN EXP E toward GARFIELD BLVD. 3.9 mi


7: Merge onto I-90 E/I-94 E/DAN RYAN EXPY E toward SKYWAY/INDIANA TOLL RD. 0.9 mi


8: Keep LEFT to take I-90 E via EXIT 59A toward INDIANA TOLL RD (Portions toll) (Passing through INDIANA, then crossing into OHIO). 306.1 mi


9: Merge onto I-80 E via the exit on the LEFT (Portions toll). 9.2 mi


10: Merge onto I-480 E via EXIT 151 toward CLEVELAND. 12.2 mi


11: Take EXIT 12 toward W 130TH ST/W 150TH ST/BROOK PARK. 0.2 mi

12: Turn LEFT onto BROOKPARK RD/OH-17. 1.5 mi


13: End at 10810 Brookpark Rd Cleveland, OH 44130

THAT'S THE ONLY IHOP I KNOW THE ADDRESS TO, SORRY

THAT IS MUCH CLOSER THAN THE ONE IN BRAINARD.

[Swordmaster Link]

It's about damn time we had a topic like this. Joker will single-handedly turn the Meme Forum into something respectable.

[Blake]

I need help when I fill out the Best Buy questionnaire since I did not 'pass' it last time. I particularly need help with these two questions:

"It angers you to see guilty criminals go free"
- Strongly Disagree
- Disagree
- Agree
- Strongly Agree

"You are lively and energetic at parties"
- Strongly Disagree
- Disagree
- Agree
- Strongly Agree

Which of the following 4 choices should I choose for these questions?

THIS IS IMPORTANT. THIS IS MAKE OR BREAK IF I AM TO GET THIS JOB. So don't let me down.

[Joker]

I think I might have actually locked the topic myself but I have no idea how the hell I would have done that?? Oh well I'll answer them here anyways.

IAN

The two hardest questions anyone has ever faced:

Do you believe that the Bush Doctrine gives the US the right to enter Pakistan?

No, this is due in part because as America we have automatically reserve the right to invade any country that does not have the name “America” in its title.

Are there any Supreme Court decisions you do not agree with?

Yes

CAN YOU ANSWER THEM? IF YOU CAN, YOU ARE OUR VP!!!!!

I don’t like the one where the brown gets the education of the board

Sephiroth Kirby
how do i attract women

*raises one eyebrow* - Like that

Wall Master
you were the vice president in a debate what would you do

A: be truthful, or at least truthful as a politician is expected to be
B: dodge questions
C: insult your opponent
D: dodge the questions WHILE trying to tangentially connect them to issues you actually know
E: flat out state you are not going to answer the questions and talk about an issue you know

I'm trying to figure out if random people on the internet would be a better VP then palin

The answer is C followed quickly by spitting on the ground and then yelling out “DEATH TO THE IRAQI PIGS!!”

also -

why so serious

“It’s the only way I can smile”

Warios Campaign Manager
Just what is project ARDVARK

It is a secret project.

Vapor
Is graffiti considered vandalism if it's erasable?

No its called graffi-psyc!!

Kevrosini
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Dogs

VG ADDICT
Can I see your magic trick?

Yes but first…..give me money and I’ll need a pencil from some one in the crowd.

Linkman DX
how is babby formed

how girl get pregnant

*Joker takes his left hand and forms a circle, then with his right hand he extends his forefinger and motions it through the hole in and out…in and out…yeahhh*

Dylan
who took my frog
who found my frog

Some crazy Frenchman who had hankering for some frog leg soup!!

Rolls-Royce Man
You want some SHAQ FU?

Only if it comes with some “Can You Dig It” pie and a copy of the latest TWISM album.

Warios Campaign
Why won't you answer

Because

Colin Green Wood
Why are people already asking "wen u gonna anser" when the topic hasn't even been here for a day?

Because of the Because

Bomby
Where is pancakes house

A.I got this one…he knows him about some pancakes I’ll tell you what.

Dumbledore
what?

Yes

Marx
How can I successfully take control of Pop Star?

By selling your virginity on Ebay

X-3
JOKER. WHY MUST WE FIGHT.

We fight because we must !!

oh, and do headbangs give vampires strength?

Yes but only the small yellow kind

Delicious Posion
What's your favorite pickup line

“Why yes mam, that is my penis in your mouth”

Maslabotomy
Joker, bong or hash pipe?

Bong!

Blake
I need help when I fill out the Best Buy questionnaire since I did not 'pass' it last time. I particularly need help with these two questions:

"It angers you to see guilty criminals go free"

Agree

"You are lively and energetic at parties"

- Strongly Agree

[Galefore]

Since I assume you didn't mean "JOIKER", I fixed that for you.

Thank me later, I have some worlds to save.

[Swordmaster Link]

Why was this topic closed?

[Vapor]

Can I have some courage?

[I am nobody]

Joker: In the Civil War, the US fought the Confederate States of AMERICA. Does your statement mean you are against the Civil War?

What is your policy on purple getting the education of the board?

[SephirothKirby]

How do you beat The Adventures of Batman and Robin on Genesis? It's too ****ing hard.

[That Guy]

whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you

[Crazyswordsman]

Why not? -CSM

[Irby]

Why was the other topic locked?

[Luigiman777]

my question, again

[1-up salesman]

Is some of this Star Wars Expanded Universe necessary?

[Kevrosini]

The radiant Moon is my father,
the tranquil sea is my mother;
I have a million brethrens,
yet, I cease to exist when I reach land.

...what may I be, Joker?

[Mush Man]

Where's the cheese cake?