Is Loot really Philip J. Fry?!

**Dylan** · 10-13-2008, 11:58 PM

Hello, my good people. This is Dylan, and I am here to share with you today the facts, and my comparison. I'm sure that my ~~friend~~ mild acquaintance Loot will be very pleased that I have gone to do this for ~~her~~ ~~him~~ her.

Okay, let's start, shall we? Too late, already starting.

Loot. Some kid I pick on for routinely losing the game. And people, he loses a lot. A nice change from some of the epic win with some people. He has made outrageous claims saying he is cooler than me, and he didn't even have to leave, uh, wherever he's from...right?

Philip J. Fry. A delivery boy, and a loser. He and Loot both lose on a daily basis, but there is one specific difference. FRY IS A CARTOON! When is the live-action Futurama going to be finished? It's been postponed, right? NO.

It was never even in the works!

Now, take a look at Fry:

Now take a look at what I assume Loot looks like:

Now, Fry is a pasty white guy with silly hair and has a somewhat nervous demeanor. He gets upset when Leela turns him down and flies around in a spaceship. Loot is a pasty white guy with a silly hair and also has a nervous demeanor. He gets upset when I reject his claims at win and apparently flies around in a spaceship. It took a while for him to grow that braid.

I have seen Loot get argumentative and he felt like he needed to take me on. Like A-Ha. FAIL. Fry's holophoner opera? Never updated.

I saw a real picture of Loot that he tried to turn into a picture of a kitten. From what I saw, he had short brown hair and usually played with bits of string (Or is that just for his image?). Fry has red hair.

They both act different, and I'm pretty sure they've been around the same time. Though I know that some of you will say Loot/Fry just can't be because one of them is a cartoon.

Really, just look at them. They have totally alike personalities, and I know that you will just say it's acting. Maybe Loot is the real-life basis Matt Groening used to create Fry.

So, is Loot really Fry? Is Fry really Loot? If you ask me, eh, maybe.

But one thing's for sure. I am awesome.

Edit: BTW, Andre, we still down for hoops this Saturday? I'll bring the beer, you bring the ladies.

Edit 2: In fact, forget hoops.

Epic Fail · 10-14-2008, 01:16 PM

Can I come with you and Dre?

**Dylan** · 10-14-2008, 11:28 PM

Sorry, private party for the Triumverate of teh Funnay. Come on, Val.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 10-14-2008, 11:49 PM

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 10-14-2008, 11:51 PM

DYLAN, MEET ME IN THE CAR.

I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

Epic Fail · 10-15-2008, 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L007 is Cooler than Dylan

DYLAN, MEET ME IN THE CAR.

I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU.

Transformers.

Robots in Disguise.

SephirothKirby · 10-15-2008, 02:04 PM

^ Was there...Really any point to clarifying that?

You kind of killed the joke, then ripped out the joke's spine, and beat it over the head with it.

X-3 · 10-15-2008, 02:04 PM

Hey, Fry is pretty cool. He landed on Mars.

**Dylan** · 10-15-2008, 03:43 PM

But by then, everyone was on Mars.

And he got served by a monkey. Come on.

X-3 · 10-15-2008, 07:00 PM

^Spoiler Below

I was talking about his nephew.

Also, I need to get more Futurama DVDs.

**Dylan** · 10-15-2008, 08:08 PM

I'm talking about the first Philip J. Fry. The second one was kinda cool.

X-3 · 10-15-2008, 08:12 PM

Oh, in that case, "yeah!" to everything you said.

**Booyakasha** · 10-18-2008, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylan

he felt like he needed to take me on. Like A-Ha.

Thanked specifically for this line.

10-13-2008, 11:58 PM	#1
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,522 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 1,145 Times in 508 Posts Points: 45,861.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,861.90 Donate	Is Loot really Philip J. Fry?! Hello, my good people. This is Dylan, and I am here to share with you today the facts, and my comparison. I'm sure that my ~~friend~~ mild acquaintance Loot will be very pleased that I have gone to do this for ~~her~~ ~~him~~ her. Okay, let's start, shall we? Too late, already starting. Loot. Some kid I pick on for routinely losing the game. And people, he loses a lot. A nice change from some of the epic win with some people. He has made outrageous claims saying he is cooler than me, and he didn't even have to leave, uh, wherever he's from...right? Philip J. Fry. A delivery boy, and a loser. He and Loot both lose on a daily basis, but there is one specific difference. FRY IS A CARTOON! When is the live-action Futurama going to be finished? It's been postponed, right? NO. It was never even in the works! Now, take a look at Fry: Now take a look at what I assume Loot looks like: Now, Fry is a pasty white guy with silly hair and has a somewhat nervous demeanor. He gets upset when Leela turns him down and flies around in a spaceship. Loot is a pasty white guy with a silly hair and also has a nervous demeanor. He gets upset when I reject his claims at win and apparently flies around in a spaceship. It took a while for him to grow that braid. I have seen Loot get argumentative and he felt like he needed to take me on. Like A-Ha. FAIL. Fry's holophoner opera? Never updated. I saw a real picture of Loot that he tried to turn into a picture of a kitten. From what I saw, he had short brown hair and usually played with bits of string (Or is that just for his image?). Fry has red hair. They both act different, and I'm pretty sure they've been around the same time. Though I know that some of you will say Loot/Fry just can't be because one of them is a cartoon. Really, just look at them. They have totally alike personalities, and I know that you will just say it's acting. Maybe Loot is the real-life basis Matt Groening used to create Fry. So, is Loot really Fry? Is Fry really Loot? If you ask me, eh, maybe. But one thing's for sure. I am awesome. Edit: BTW, Andre, we still down for hoops this Saturday? I'll bring the beer, you bring the ladies. Edit 2: In fact, forget hoops.

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