Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990?

Bomby · 09-16-2009, 04:28 PM

I'm sure you've all heard that the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I, for one, do not believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Despite the fact that he's a big jackass, the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 is completely baseless, and there is no evidence supporting it. I may disagree, and even feel a bit threatened by his beliefs, but I am going to make my stand right now: it is not true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. He's just an *******, that's all.

Source: DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com

Dizzy · 09-16-2009, 05:29 PM

I get the feeling Bomby's trying to tell us something.

Jesus · 09-16-2009, 06:01 PM

Your doing it wrong. It doesn't suggest that he may or may not have rape and murder a young girl in 1990. It only begs the QUESTION as to whether has or not. It does not make any claim to either side. It is simply a site about a question. Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990?

Glenn beck's conservative lawyers are actually sueing the site...lol. Good luck as the site doesn't make any claims. It just asks a question. Take that Glenn Beck! You have no sense of humor and this only makes you look like a jackass. If you don't like what I just said, go ahead and sue me. See what happens!

Debate in U.S. more than just about health care
Indeed, Glenn Beck, the controversial Fox News commentator, alleged recently that health-care reform and other policies are "transforming America, and they're all driven by President Obama's thinking on one idea: reparations."

There you have it, for those kids who don't know of Glenn Beck, now you know. He is a true *******. This is the truth, as his wikipedia page makes no controversy for the crap he spills out of his mouth. Why is this? Maybe because Fox paid people to change it constantly!

Luigiman7 · 09-16-2009, 07:23 PM

No, I actually haven't heard the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Now that Bomby has posted this link about the rumor that the jackass Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, I can see for my self if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I have never before heard the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Then again, I have no idea who Glenn Beck is, and why people think he's a jackass. The only thing I know of him is that supposedly, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

Metal Mario · 09-16-2009, 07:34 PM

What about that time that Ted Kennedy killed a girl, then went on to become one of the left wing's most revered heroes?

Or is this thread just meant to be about crimes that didn't happen?

Maximum Spider · 09-16-2009, 07:42 PM

If he actually raped and killed a young girl, I don't think he'd have his current career.

Bomby · 09-16-2009, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Mario

What about that time that Ted Kennedy killed a girl, then went on to become one of the left wing's most revered heroes?

Or is this thread just meant to be about crimes that didn't happen?

Right. Ted Kennedy is so up there with Noam Chomsky.

Ted Kennedy left the scene of the crime after he couldn't save her. This was idiotic of him, and he pleaded guilty to the crime. Nice use of weasel words, though.

This whole meme is about Glenn Beck's reporting style, but since people don't seem to get the joke, might as well lock this topic.

Jesus · 09-16-2009, 07:51 PM

**X-3** · 09-16-2009, 07:59 PM

^No he isn't. But he, is, however, evil. Let me show you through startling evidence:

Bombs
Ugoslavia
Military
Battles
Yaks with Rabies

And you thought you could get away with it too.

Bomby · 09-16-2009, 08:02 PM

^^ I don't think anyone could really give less of a damn, WvsW.

^ I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that damned dog of yours.

Dylan · 09-16-2009, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus

Your doing it wrong. It doesn't suggest that he may or may not have rape and murder a young girl in 1990. It only begs the QUESTION as to whether has or not. It does not make any claim to either side. It is simply a site about a question. Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990?

Glenn beck's conservative lawyers are actually sueing the site...lol. Good luck as the site doesn't make any claims. It just asks a question. Take that Glenn Beck! You have no sense of humor and this only makes you look like a jackass. If you don't like what I just said, go ahead and sue me. See what happens!

Debate in U.S. more than just about health care
Indeed, Glenn Beck, the controversial Fox News commentator, alleged recently that health-care reform and other policies are "transforming America, and they're all driven by President Obama's thinking on one idea: reparations."

There you have it, for those kids who don't know of Glenn Beck, now you know. He is a true *******. This is the truth, as his wikipedia page makes no controversy for the crap he spills out of his mouth. Why is this? Maybe because Fox paid people to change it constantly!

Metal Mario · 09-16-2009, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby

might as well lock this topic.

Good idea.

Bomby · 09-16-2009, 09:11 PM

^ You would say that, wouldn't you?

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-16-2009, 09:40 PM

Oh, I thought it was a parody of Gilbert Gottfried's comedy style, by which I mean his tendency to either repeat the same incriminating phrase over & over while allegedly disavowing it or turn every story he tells into a variation on "The Aristocrats".

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 09-16-2009, 09:50 PM

GLENN BECK WALKS INTO A TALENT AGENCY AFTER NOT RAPING AND MURDERING A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990.

**Deku Trii** · 09-16-2009, 10:06 PM

I'm not sure I believe Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990. I have to admit that it's a little suspicious that he hasn't made any attempt to deny the rumor, and has instead been trying to sue to stop the site's efforts to investigate the rumor that Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990, though. I think if he simply addressed the issue, it would go away for a lot of people, and we could stop talking about whether or not Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990.

Metal Man · 09-16-2009, 10:08 PM

Glen Beck kills a girl in 1990 is clearly false, but on the other hand, the jury is still out on Wariovswario fails at posting.

Metal Mario · 09-16-2009, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bomby

^ You would say that, wouldn't you?

Just did.

Jesus · 09-16-2009, 10:37 PM

The evidence as to whether Glenn Beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 is sometimes circumstantial, however. I find it odd that Glenn Beck would rather sue the ones who are investigating the rumor as to whether Glenn beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 to either approve or deny the rumor. Wouldn't Glenn beck want the rumor of whether Glenn beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 to be straightened out and proven rather than it left undone thereby possibly tarnishing his good name by letting the rumor continue? Why would you stop the investigation Glenn Beck? Is it because you really did rape and murder a girl in 1990?

Robotazy · 09-16-2009, 11:00 PM

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Source: DoesTazySuck.com

09-16-2009, 04:28 PM	#1
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990? I'm sure you've all heard that the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I, for one, do not believe that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Despite the fact that he's a big jackass, the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 is completely baseless, and there is no evidence supporting it. I may disagree, and even feel a bit threatened by his beliefs, but I am going to make my stand right now: it is not true that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. He's just an *******, that's all. Source: DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com

09-16-2009, 07:23 PM	#4
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	No, I actually haven't heard the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Now that Bomby has posted this link about the rumor that the jackass Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, I can see for my self if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I have never before heard the rumor that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Then again, I have no idea who Glenn Beck is, and why people think he's a jackass. The only thing I know of him is that supposedly, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

09-16-2009, 07:59 PM	#9
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I get stuff done! ^No he isn't. But he, is, however, evil. Let me show you through startling evidence: Bombs Ugoslavia Military Battles Yaks with Rabies And you thought you could get away with it too.

09-16-2009, 11:00 PM	#20
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	I like kicking myself in the mouth. I'm sure you've all heard the rumor that Tazy Sucks. I, for one, do not believe that Tazy Sucks. Despite the fact that he's a big jackass, the rumor that Tazy Sucks is completely baseless, and there is no evidence supporting it. I may disagree, and even feel a bit threatened by his beliefs, but I am going to make my stand right now: it is not true that Tazy Sucks. He's just an *******, that's all. Source: DoesTazySuck.com

09-16-2009, 05:29 PM	#2
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	I get the feeling Bomby's trying to tell us something.

09-16-2009, 06:01 PM	#3
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Your doing it wrong. It doesn't suggest that he may or may not have rape and murder a young girl in 1990. It only begs the QUESTION as to whether has or not. It does not make any claim to either side. It is simply a site about a question. Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Young Girl in 1990? Glenn beck's conservative lawyers are actually sueing the site...lol. Good luck as the site doesn't make any claims. It just asks a question. Take that Glenn Beck! You have no sense of humor and this only makes you look like a jackass. If you don't like what I just said, go ahead and sue me. See what happens! Debate in U.S. more than just about health care Indeed, Glenn Beck, the controversial Fox News commentator, alleged recently that health-care reform and other policies are "transforming America, and they're all driven by President Obama's thinking on one idea: reparations." There you have it, for those kids who don't know of Glenn Beck, now you know. He is a true *******. This is the truth, as his wikipedia page makes no controversy for the crap he spills out of his mouth. Why is this? Maybe because Fox paid people to change it constantly!

09-16-2009, 07:34 PM	#5
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	What about that time that Ted Kennedy killed a girl, then went on to become one of the left wing's most revered heroes? Or is this thread just meant to be about crimes that didn't happen?

09-16-2009, 07:42 PM	#6
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	If he actually raped and killed a young girl, I don't think he'd have his current career.

09-16-2009, 07:51 PM	#8
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3

09-16-2009, 08:02 PM	#10
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^^ I don't think anyone could really give less of a damn, WvsW. ^ I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that damned dog of yours.

09-16-2009, 09:11 PM	#13
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^ You would say that, wouldn't you?

09-16-2009, 09:40 PM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Oh, I thought it was a parody of Gilbert Gottfried's comedy style, by which I mean his tendency to either repeat the same incriminating phrase over & over while allegedly disavowing it or turn every story he tells into a variation on "The Aristocrats". And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-16-2009, 09:50 PM	#15
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	GLENN BECK WALKS INTO A TALENT AGENCY AFTER NOT RAPING AND MURDERING A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990.

09-16-2009, 10:06 PM	#16
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,031 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	I'm not sure I believe Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990. I have to admit that it's a little suspicious that he hasn't made any attempt to deny the rumor, and has instead been trying to sue to stop the site's efforts to investigate the rumor that Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990, though. I think if he simply addressed the issue, it would go away for a lot of people, and we could stop talking about whether or not Glen Beck raped and killed a girl in 1990.

09-16-2009, 10:08 PM	#17
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Glen Beck kills a girl in 1990 is clearly false, but on the other hand, the jury is still out on Wariovswario fails at posting.

09-16-2009, 10:37 PM	#19
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	The evidence as to whether Glenn Beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 is sometimes circumstantial, however. I find it odd that Glenn Beck would rather sue the ones who are investigating the rumor as to whether Glenn beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 to either approve or deny the rumor. Wouldn't Glenn beck want the rumor of whether Glenn beck did rape and murder a young girl in 1990 to be straightened out and proven rather than it left undone thereby possibly tarnishing his good name by letting the rumor continue? Why would you stop the investigation Glenn Beck? Is it because you really did rape and murder a girl in 1990?