Hey advice, I need some Gamer slaves

Metal Man · 09-29-2009, 03:24 PM

Hey Gamers! We are currently doing a study on you and we need your video games. Whether you’re the physical manifestation of understanding who gamers are or just a metaphorical construct of understanding what gamers like and don't like, your tremendous uppercut to our face will help us tremendously in understanding what hardcore tuba solos are, what arboreal monkeys they eat, and what alien lifeforms live in your gums. As a token of your enslavement to our unstoppable world-conquering empire, you will receive (if you don't want it) a monthly beating with a gaming magazine with updates on some of the trends within the gaming community as well as analysis of the hottest new pokers to stab you with and most anticipated new ways to injure people. Again, your assis...tance is really important to our evil world takeover plans and will help us learn more about….well…..your mother. Please click on the link below, which will direct you to your damnation.

Video Game Slavery

Random User · 09-29-2009, 03:27 PM

Oh, lol. It's like Mad Libs.

09-29-2009, 03:24 PM	#1
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Hey advice, I need some Gamer slaves Hey Gamers! We are currently doing a study on you and we need your video games. Whether you’re the physical manifestation of understanding who gamers are or just a metaphorical construct of understanding what gamers like and don't like, your tremendous uppercut to our face will help us tremendously in understanding what hardcore tuba solos are, what arboreal monkeys they eat, and what alien lifeforms live in your gums. As a token of your enslavement to our unstoppable world-conquering empire, you will receive (if you don't want it) a monthly beating with a gaming magazine with updates on some of the trends within the gaming community as well as analysis of the hottest new pokers to stab you with and most anticipated new ways to injure people. Again, your assis...tance is really important to our evil world takeover plans and will help us learn more about….well…..your mother. Please click on the link below, which will direct you to your damnation. Video Game Slavery

09-29-2009, 03:27 PM	#2
Random User Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Equestrian Republic of Spanglidesh Gender: Posts: 3,562 Thanks: 320 Thanked 195 Times in 143 Posts Blog Entries: 4	Oh, lol. It's like Mad Libs.