So I was reading da Bible, and I happened to come across this interesting passage.

Panfan · 07-30-2010, 05:49 PM

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

wait **** bomby already has a pulp fiction reference recently

Metal Man · 07-30-2010, 06:08 PM

And now, to read, er, watch the Book of Eli.

"He who hath the largest machinegun is da winnar."

Robotazy · 07-30-2010, 07:28 PM

He looks like a bitch.

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-01-2010, 03:59 AM

TIRED OF THESE MONDAY TO FRIDAY SNAKES WHAT

Bomby · 08-01-2010, 04:03 AM

I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.

Jesus · 08-02-2010, 07:39 PM

He was just giving his two cents. If you disagree with him, you may try in a nicer tone. But I am not here to judge. I am here to comment. Do as you please.

Bomby · 08-05-2010, 12:10 PM

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAINS ON BRETT.

Edgarroni and Cheese · 08-06-2010, 12:50 AM

Holy cow, it's Jesus!

***Marilink*** · 08-06-2010, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Edgarroni and Cheese

Holy cow, it's Jesus!

Don't be fooled, it's just Wariovswario. Search through his other posts to find out why he's being antagonized.

heh · 08-06-2010, 10:55 PM

say what again. i dare you. i double dog dare you. say what one more goddamn time

Bomby · 08-08-2010, 12:08 PM

DO YOU READ THE BIBLE BRETT?

Zaden · 08-22-2010, 12:14 AM

Preach them Scriptures, brutha!

Also, who is Brett?

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-22-2010, 12:34 AM

Better question: Who is Zed?

And remember, "Aww, man, I-a shot Marvin in the face."

**Valigarmander** · 08-22-2010, 06:56 AM

***Booyakasha*** · 08-22-2010, 09:13 AM

Not to spoil everyone's fun, but that passage doesn't actually occur in da Bible. Like, the last two lines are similar to Ezekiel 25:17 if you squint hard, but the rest of the thing is hooey.

Bomby · 08-22-2010, 12:15 PM

No, it actually occurs in an old Sonny Chiba movie. I guess Jules Winnfield's a Sonny Chiba fan. Makes sense, since he also makes that reference to Kung Fu at the end of the film.

YouTube - Sonny Chiba - The Bodyguard

Zaden · 08-22-2010, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Booyakasha

Not to spoil everyone's fun, but that passage doesn't actually occur in da Bible. Like, the last two lines are similar to Ezekiel 25:17 if you squint hard, but the rest of the thing is hooey.

I WAS SO FOOLED!

Also, who is Brett?

Bomby · 08-22-2010, 03:57 PM

HAMBURGERS. THE CORNERSTONE OF ANY NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-22-2010, 09:48 PM

^^Brett is a corpse sitting in an apartment in LA.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-26-2010, 09:28 AM

DO YOU SEE A SIGN HERE THAT SAYS DEAD ****** STORAGE

07-30-2010, 05:49 PM	#1
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,805 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	So I was reading da Bible, and I happened to come across this interesting passage. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. wait **** bomby already has a pulp fiction reference recently

07-30-2010, 07:28 PM	#3
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	If I say the same thing it'll make me look smart. :) He looks like a bitch.

07-30-2010, 06:08 PM	#2
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	And now, to read, er, watch the Book of Eli. "He who hath the largest machinegun is da winnar."

08-01-2010, 03:59 AM	#4
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	TIRED OF THESE MONDAY TO FRIDAY SNAKES WHAT

08-01-2010, 04:03 AM	#5
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING.

08-02-2010, 07:39 PM	#6
Jesus Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 5,617 Thanks: 104 Thanked 139 Times in 101 Posts Blog Entries: 3	He was just giving his two cents. If you disagree with him, you may try in a nicer tone. But I am not here to judge. I am here to comment. Do as you please.

08-05-2010, 12:10 PM	#7
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAINS ON BRETT.

08-06-2010, 12:50 AM	#8
Edgarroni and Cheese Newbie Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmelade skies Gender: Posts: 21 Thanks: 14 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts	Holy cow, it's Jesus!

08-06-2010, 10:55 PM	#10
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	say what again. i dare you. i double dog dare you. say what one more goddamn time

08-08-2010, 12:08 PM	#11
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	DO YOU READ THE BIBLE BRETT?

08-22-2010, 12:14 AM	#12
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Preach them Scriptures, brutha! Also, who is Brett?

08-22-2010, 12:34 AM	#13
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Better question: Who is Zed? And remember, "Aww, man, I-a shot Marvin in the face."

08-22-2010, 06:56 AM	#14
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20

08-22-2010, 09:13 AM	#15
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	Not to spoil everyone's fun, but that passage doesn't actually occur in da Bible. Like, the last two lines are similar to Ezekiel 25:17 if you squint hard, but the rest of the thing is hooey.

08-22-2010, 12:15 PM	#16
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	No, it actually occurs in an old Sonny Chiba movie. I guess Jules Winnfield's a Sonny Chiba fan. Makes sense, since he also makes that reference to Kung Fu at the end of the film. YouTube - Sonny Chiba - The Bodyguard

08-22-2010, 03:57 PM	#18
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	HAMBURGERS. THE CORNERSTONE OF ANY NUTRITIOUS BREAKFAST.

08-22-2010, 09:48 PM	#19
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^Brett is a corpse sitting in an apartment in LA. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-26-2010, 09:28 AM	#20
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	DO YOU SEE A SIGN HERE THAT SAYS DEAD ****** STORAGE