Evolution debunked, destroyed, deconfirmed and debased

The Spark · 08-19-2010, 02:28 PM

Oh yeah, "It's logical that if I plant tomato seeds, and they don't evolve into watermelons, then evolution is retarded and makes no sense". Yep, I get it now.

**Cravdraa** · 08-19-2010, 02:32 PM

It is possible this individual does not fully understand how evolution is supposed to work.

**Loot** · 08-19-2010, 02:44 PM

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***Booyakasha*** · 08-19-2010, 02:47 PM

I have to think this is a joke

Kil'jaeden · 08-19-2010, 02:49 PM

It's like how I keep trying to turn into a dragon. For some reason, I am just not developing wings or fire breathing abilities. Screw evolution.

**Valigarmander** · 08-19-2010, 03:16 PM

He needs to level his tomato plants up a bit more before they'll evolve into watermelons.

I am nobody · 08-19-2010, 03:30 PM

And so one of the most compelling cases for teaching evolution in schools was born.

Metal Man · 08-19-2010, 03:32 PM

My mustache has a windmill in it, the newspaper person's argument thusly is invalid.

Robotazy · 08-19-2010, 04:30 PM

YOU FOOL

YOU CLEARLY DID NOT GIVE YOUR TOMATOES ANY WATERMELON STONES THEN LEVELED THEM UP.

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ANOTHER ONE.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-19-2010, 05:55 PM

Really, guys, freakin' Loot got it.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Booyakasha*** · 08-19-2010, 06:23 PM

The double-oh in 'Loot' and 'Booyakasha' is a runic totem symbolising the Eyes of Truth---allows us to see through the deceptions perpetrated by trolls, teachers, the Eagles, and other wizards.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 08-19-2010, 08:06 PM

NO. NO WAY. THIS GUY HAS STUMBLED UPON THE TRUTH. FACTS. INDISPUTABLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I LISTENED TO THOSE SCIENTISTS. GUYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US. THERE ARE NO SCALES IN MY FAMILY, EITHER!

(extra lulz for the fact that "scale genes" still exist, just switched off)

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-19-2010, 08:21 PM

Bomby · 08-19-2010, 11:15 PM

^ I really do want to see what Osaka would think about the whole "humans with scales" part.

**Loot** · 08-20-2010, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Really, guys, freakin' Loot got it.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

HEY!

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-20-2010, 11:00 PM

It was half compliment, half jest. Besides...

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Yesterday, 05:55 PM CaptHayfever

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Yesterday, 06:23 PM Booyakasha

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The Following User Says Thank You to Booyakasha For This Useful Post:
Loot (Yesterday)

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Originally Posted by Loot, Today, 08:51 PM

HEY!

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Deku Trii** · 08-20-2010, 11:25 PM

Click to view video.

Take that, evolution.

Zaden · 08-20-2010, 11:33 PM

THIS IS SO WRONG WE DO HAVE SCALES THERES ONE IN MY MOMS BATHROOM GET IT RIGHT ANTHONY

Kil'jaeden · 08-21-2010, 02:05 AM

I was pretty neutral about it until the very end. "How can like, an African American person evolve from a white person? We're different skin." It's one thing to be ignorant of the finer details, it's another to be really really ignorant of the whole idea. I wonder what the teacher would have answered to that one.

08-19-2010, 02:24 PM	#1
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08-19-2010, 04:30 PM	#10
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Newspaper Trolling success. YOU FOOL YOU CLEARLY DID NOT GIVE YOUR TOMATOES ANY WATERMELON STONES THEN LEVELED THEM UP. NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ANOTHER ONE.

08-19-2010, 08:21 PM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Re: Anthony Tester

08-19-2010, 02:28 PM	#2
The Spark Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: At the bottom of the shipping address list Gender: Posts: 1,743 Thanks: 156 Thanked 74 Times in 54 Posts	Oh yeah, "It's logical that if I plant tomato seeds, and they don't evolve into watermelons, then evolution is retarded and makes no sense". Yep, I get it now.

08-19-2010, 02:32 PM	#3
Cravdraa VGF RPG Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: It's Round on the sides and high in the middle. Gender: Posts: 8,470 Thanks: 171 Thanked 661 Times in 403 Posts	It is possible this individual does not fully understand how evolution is supposed to work.

08-19-2010, 02:44 PM	#4
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	NEWSPRINT TROLL SUCCESSFUL

08-19-2010, 02:47 PM	#5
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	I have to think this is a joke

08-19-2010, 02:49 PM	#6
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	It's like how I keep trying to turn into a dragon. For some reason, I am just not developing wings or fire breathing abilities. Screw evolution.

08-19-2010, 03:16 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	He needs to level his tomato plants up a bit more before they'll evolve into watermelons.

08-19-2010, 03:30 PM	#8
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	And so one of the most compelling cases for teaching evolution in schools was born.

08-19-2010, 03:32 PM	#9
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	My mustache has a windmill in it, the newspaper person's argument thusly is invalid.

08-19-2010, 05:55 PM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Really, guys, freakin' Loot got it. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-19-2010, 06:23 PM	#12
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	The double-oh in 'Loot' and 'Booyakasha' is a runic totem symbolising the Eyes of Truth---allows us to see through the deceptions perpetrated by trolls, teachers, the Eagles, and other wizards.

08-19-2010, 08:06 PM	#13
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 28,503 Thanks: 1,658 Thanked 1,820 Times in 1,042 Posts	NO. NO WAY. THIS GUY HAS STUMBLED UPON THE TRUTH. FACTS. INDISPUTABLE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I LISTENED TO THOSE SCIENTISTS. GUYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US. THERE ARE NO SCALES IN MY FAMILY, EITHER! (extra lulz for the fact that "scale genes" still exist, just switched off)

08-19-2010, 11:15 PM	#15
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^ I really do want to see what Osaka would think about the whole "humans with scales" part.

08-20-2010, 11:33 PM	#19
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	THIS IS SO WRONG WE DO HAVE SCALES THERES ONE IN MY MOMS BATHROOM GET IT RIGHT ANTHONY

08-21-2010, 02:05 AM	#20
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	I was pretty neutral about it until the very end. "How can like, an African American person evolve from a white person? We're different skin." It's one thing to be ignorant of the finer details, it's another to be really really ignorant of the whole idea. I wonder what the teacher would have answered to that one.