NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Vgfian · 10-24-2010, 03:33 PM

He's the new Chuck Norris... He's like if Solid Snake went into the US Navy's version of the FBI. He can hit a bull's eye on a dime-sized target from across a football field. Gibbs can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Gibbs can beat a fence post in a staring contest. Gibbs can read a Klingon's face and actually STARE HIM INTO A CONFESSION. Gibbs only keeps making new boats because the others transcended the physical realm due to their awesome once they were finished...

***The Doctor*** · 10-24-2010, 04:07 PM

Damn it, I was gonna say something about the boats.

Vgfian · 10-24-2010, 04:13 PM

~~Go ahead! Don't let this topic die because someone else used a similar joke. =D~~
NO!!! The boats are mine. xp
Jay kay.

Jere · 10-24-2010, 04:41 PM

When you do The Gibbs harm he will stare you to submission,
If you hurt someone The Gibbs hold dear you can only hide, cause The Gibbs will find you and when The Gibbs find you, you will start to think soup is to Lumpy.

Jailbreaker · 10-24-2010, 07:03 PM

He can kill a man by staring into his soul.

He can kill a soul by staring into its man.

He also uses his ninja powers only for good, according to Abby.

Glux · 10-28-2010, 08:21 PM

NCIS <3

The Gibbs = Chuck Norris.

10-24-2010, 03:33 PM	#1
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs He's the new Chuck Norris... He's like if Solid Snake went into the US Navy's version of the FBI. He can hit a bull's eye on a dime-sized target from across a football field. Gibbs can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Gibbs can beat a fence post in a staring contest. Gibbs can read a Klingon's face and actually STARE HIM INTO A CONFESSION. Gibbs only keeps making new boats because the others transcended the physical realm due to their awesome once they were finished...

10-24-2010, 04:07 PM	#2
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,879 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Damn it, I was gonna say something about the boats.

10-24-2010, 04:13 PM	#3
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	~~Go ahead! Don't let this topic die because someone else used a similar joke. =D~~ NO!!! The boats are mine. xp Jay kay.

10-24-2010, 04:41 PM	#4
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	When you do The Gibbs harm he will stare you to submission, If you hurt someone The Gibbs hold dear you can only hide, cause The Gibbs will find you and when The Gibbs find you, you will start to think soup is to Lumpy.

10-24-2010, 07:03 PM	#5
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	He can kill a man by staring into his soul. He can kill a soul by staring into its man. He also uses his ninja powers only for good, according to Abby.

10-28-2010, 08:21 PM	#6
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,121 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	NCIS <3 The Gibbs = Chuck Norris.