The Golden Geemer is your new lord and master.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-07-2006, 05:16 AM

Follow him or suffer the consequences.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-08-2006, 03:17 AM

Behold, the golden geemer.
He is the geemer savior.

Unfortunately, metroids like geemer brains.
Fortunately, the geemers are unthinking cretins.
That's why they walk around and around in circles.
The golden geemer is their savior because instead of taking up an unending march, he will follow Samus.
There is only one golden geemer in the world of Zebes.
He is always out of reach.
He is crafty, and is gone by the time you reach his last witnessed location.
But he can always see you.
Some say he's god descended to atone for the sins of geemers everywhere
...Still, others say he's just a sprite in a video game....

...But they're DAMN LIARS

heh · 03-08-2006, 02:28 PM

OBEY.

I SUBMIT MY WILL TO THE GOLDEN GEEMER.

PK FIRE! · 03-08-2006, 06:01 PM

I wet my pants.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-08-2006, 08:05 PM

Yes, TG, you shall be first ranking among the Golden Geemer's subordinates.

ROUND UP THE MEN. WE'RE GOING ON A TACTICAL STRIKE. OPERATION: MARCH AROUND THE ROOM AND TRY TO RUN INTO SAMUS. SHE'LL NEVER SEE US COMING!!!

Irkenwarrior12 · 03-08-2006, 10:41 PM

GLORY TO THE GOLDEN GEEMER. I OBEY!!!!!!

Read my Ing/phazon theory. Pleeeeese!

PK FIRE! · 03-08-2006, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psytronic

Yes, TG, you shall be first ranking among the Golden Geemer's subordinates.

ROUND UP THE MEN. WE'RE GOING ON A TACTICAL STRIKE. OPERATION: MARCH AROUND THE ROOM AND TRY TO RUN INTO SAMUS. SHE'LL NEVER SEE US COMING!!!

Alexander the great could not have made a better battle plan.

**Cravdraa** · 03-09-2006, 12:44 AM

Don't forget the Golden Geemer's good friend, Tophat Man!

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-09-2006, 03:40 AM

The Golden Geemer and Top-Hat Man are not currently on speaking terms

Reading theories is not a part of the Golden Geemer's master plan. Where will the benefit be, when his men lie fallen on the battlefield, left to spin endlessly in the air waiting for the killing blow? Our people refuse to be harvested for their delicious energy donuts! We may not have the technology to launch them, but those few missiles in our posession are not for the metal-one! We will not be caught in an uncomfortable position hanging by our many legs from sphincter-like bubble doors! This is war! The Golden Geemer will see liberation among his people! The oppression must be stopped! I require a ham sandwich! The ham sandwich's purpose is top-secret, and what it shall be used for is of no concern to you! I don't know what we're yelling about!

Irkenwarrior12 · 03-09-2006, 07:50 PM

I am sorry my lord. I offer my apologeys and a stack of super missiles. Glory to the Golden Geemer and his hordes!

heh · 03-09-2006, 08:06 PM

FOR THE GOLDEN GEEMER!

*Marchs around the room.*

HERE IS YOUR HAM SANDWHICH SIR.

Irkenwarrior12 · 03-09-2006, 08:39 PM

*supplies Golden Geemer with an armada of DOOM!* may this sate your wrath. *bows*

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-09-2006, 08:46 PM

Is this armada geemer shaped? Because if it is not, it will simply not be suitable.

Irkenwarrior12 · 03-09-2006, 09:38 PM

Tis' in the shape of his majestey the Golden Geemer! I submit my fleet and it's men to your will.

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-09-2006, 09:49 PM

EXCELLENT! We will incorporate this armada into an expanded room-encircling operative as soon as we figure out how to control the many ships. Golden Geemer hopes to achieve this by way of walking on the controls many times, as many as it takes!

AGENT THAT GUY, YOUR WORK REGUARDING OUR TOP SECRET HAM SANDWICH MISSION HAS BEEN A SUCCESS! You will be reassigned to another, more dangerous mission reguarding a "pepperoni pizza" at dawn.
ENOUGH CHITCHAT! TROOPS, MOVE OUT!

Irkenwarrior12 · 03-09-2006, 09:59 PM

Yes sir! I shall have my troops run the ships. I also offer my mining facilities to support the war effort. All I ask for in return is to become an Admiral serving directley under His Majestey.

heh · 03-10-2006, 04:40 PM

I LIVE ONLY TO SERVE THE GOLDEN GEEMER.

I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN ARMY OF GEEMERS! ENOUGH TO FILL AN ENTIRE ROOM AS THEY WALK! I GIVE THIS ARMY TO THE GOLDEN GEEMER!

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-10-2006, 07:43 PM

Excellent. Should Samus ever enter this room, there will be no escape.

On this day, we shall reckognize the loss of our zoomer brethren, which were first eradicated in the great Zebes explosion, and then once more in the war on Tallon IV. No longer will we be frozen, and stepped on to reach a higher platform! The tyranny ends! Praise be the master race; those who crawl upon the highest ceilings and floating ledges! Our people will not be stopped! We shall kill the orange bitch, and place her head on a stake! And then we shall walk atop it! And walk under it! And then walk on it again!

**Loot** · 03-10-2006, 08:22 PM

I know of the Geemer's weakness, AI.

Allow me to use a combination of...

SUPER MISSLES AND THE WAVEBUSTER! HAHAHAHA!!!

Irkenwarrior12 · 03-10-2006, 08:59 PM

NOOOO! *Tackles Luigi007*Glory to the Golden Geemer! *Jumps into to the wavebuster and Super missiles heading twards the Golden Geemer*

03-07-2006, 05:16 AM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	The Golden Geemer is your new lord and master. Follow him or suffer the consequences.

03-08-2006, 06:01 PM	#4
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	I wet my pants. Last edited by Cosmonautical; 03-08-2006 at 08:02 PM.

03-08-2006, 10:41 PM	#6
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	GLORY TO THE GOLDEN GEEMER. I OBEY!!!!!! Read my Ing/phazon theory. Pleeeeese! Last edited by Irkenwarrior12; 03-09-2006 at 08:02 PM.

03-09-2006, 03:40 AM	#9
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	The Golden Geemer and Top-Hat Man are not currently on speaking terms Reading theories is not a part of the Golden Geemer's master plan. Where will the benefit be, when his men lie fallen on the battlefield, left to spin endlessly in the air waiting for the killing blow? Our people refuse to be harvested for their delicious energy donuts! We may not have the technology to launch them, but those few missiles in our posession are not for the metal-one! We will not be caught in an uncomfortable position hanging by our many legs from sphincter-like bubble doors! This is war! The Golden Geemer will see liberation among his people! The oppression must be stopped! I require a ham sandwich! The ham sandwich's purpose is top-secret, and what it shall be used for is of no concern to you! I don't know what we're yelling about! Last edited by Cosmonautical; 03-09-2006 at 03:49 AM.

03-09-2006, 07:50 PM	#10
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	I am sorry my lord. I offer my apologeys and a stack of super missiles. Glory to the Golden Geemer and his hordes! Last edited by Irkenwarrior12; 03-09-2006 at 08:02 PM.

03-08-2006, 03:17 AM	#2
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Behold, the golden geemer. He is the geemer savior. Unfortunately, metroids like geemer brains. Fortunately, the geemers are unthinking cretins. That's why they walk around and around in circles. The golden geemer is their savior because instead of taking up an unending march, he will follow Samus. There is only one golden geemer in the world of Zebes. He is always out of reach. He is crafty, and is gone by the time you reach his last witnessed location. But he can always see you. Some say he's god descended to atone for the sins of geemers everywhere ...Still, others say he's just a sprite in a video game.... ...But they're DAMN LIARS

03-08-2006, 02:28 PM	#3
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	OBEY. I SUBMIT MY WILL TO THE GOLDEN GEEMER.

03-08-2006, 08:05 PM	#5
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Yes, TG, you shall be first ranking among the Golden Geemer's subordinates. ROUND UP THE MEN. WE'RE GOING ON A TACTICAL STRIKE. OPERATION: MARCH AROUND THE ROOM AND TRY TO RUN INTO SAMUS. SHE'LL NEVER SEE US COMING!!!

03-09-2006, 12:44 AM	#8
Cravdraa VGF RPG Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: It's Round on the sides and high in the middle. Gender: Posts: 8,470 Thanks: 171 Thanked 661 Times in 403 Posts	Don't forget the Golden Geemer's good friend, Tophat Man!

03-09-2006, 08:06 PM	#11
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	FOR THE GOLDEN GEEMER! Marchs around the room. HERE IS YOUR HAM SANDWHICH SIR.

03-09-2006, 08:39 PM	#12
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	supplies Golden Geemer with an armada of DOOM! may this sate your wrath. bows

03-09-2006, 08:46 PM	#13
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Is this armada geemer shaped? Because if it is not, it will simply not be suitable.

03-09-2006, 09:38 PM	#14
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	Tis' in the shape of his majestey the Golden Geemer! I submit my fleet and it's men to your will.

03-09-2006, 09:49 PM	#15
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	EXCELLENT! We will incorporate this armada into an expanded room-encircling operative as soon as we figure out how to control the many ships. Golden Geemer hopes to achieve this by way of walking on the controls many times, as many as it takes! AGENT THAT GUY, YOUR WORK REGUARDING OUR TOP SECRET HAM SANDWICH MISSION HAS BEEN A SUCCESS! You will be reassigned to another, more dangerous mission reguarding a "pepperoni pizza" at dawn. ENOUGH CHITCHAT! TROOPS, MOVE OUT!

03-09-2006, 09:59 PM	#16
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	Yes sir! I shall have my troops run the ships. I also offer my mining facilities to support the war effort. All I ask for in return is to become an Admiral serving directley under His Majestey.

03-10-2006, 04:40 PM	#17
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	I LIVE ONLY TO SERVE THE GOLDEN GEEMER. I HAVE ASSEMBLED AN ARMY OF GEEMERS! ENOUGH TO FILL AN ENTIRE ROOM AS THEY WALK! I GIVE THIS ARMY TO THE GOLDEN GEEMER!

03-10-2006, 07:43 PM	#18
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Excellent. Should Samus ever enter this room, there will be no escape. On this day, we shall reckognize the loss of our zoomer brethren, which were first eradicated in the great Zebes explosion, and then once more in the war on Tallon IV. No longer will we be frozen, and stepped on to reach a higher platform! The tyranny ends! Praise be the master race; those who crawl upon the highest ceilings and floating ledges! Our people will not be stopped! We shall kill the orange bitch, and place her head on a stake! And then we shall walk atop it! And walk under it! And then walk on it again!

03-10-2006, 08:22 PM	#19
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	I know of the Geemer's weakness, AI. Allow me to use a combination of... SUPER MISSLES AND THE WAVEBUSTER! HAHAHAHA!!!

03-10-2006, 08:59 PM	#20
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: California Gender: Posts: 1,159 Thanks: 26 Thanked 26 Times in 20 Posts	NOOOO! Tackles Luigi007Glory to the Golden Geemer! Jumps into to the wavebuster and Super missiles heading twards the Golden Geemer