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Old 05-18-2008, 09:46 PM   #1
 
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So a sidehopper and a geemer walk into a bar...

Only the bar is a glass door that makes a vwoop sound, and Samus freezes them to reach a higher platform.



Post lame Metroid jokes here.
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Old 05-18-2008, 10:46 PM   #2
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Eh, I'll give it a go. Ahem...


Kraid is so fat, Ridley has to slather the walls with grease just to get him into Brinstar.
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If you thought the Mother Brain was bad, just wait until you meet the Father Brain!
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Ridley and Kraid walk into a bar, then Kraids all like "Hey your like a dinosaur, there extinct" so Ridleys all like "But you never even existed you... you... What the hell are you anyway?"
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