Metroid High School

**Valigarmander** · 08-28-2009, 05:35 AM

Metroid High School Chapter 1: The Big Dance, a Metroid fanfic - FanFiction.Net

This is the funniest **** I've ever read.

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-28-2009, 08:17 AM

Its reely easy

Luigiman7 · 08-28-2009, 10:44 AM

"Riddle me this," riddled Ridley. "Have you ever stolened something?"

what the **** is this

also mother brain is a nun

***Cosmonautical*** · 08-28-2009, 11:02 AM

"Well, you know how... uhhh... you see..." Ridley seemed unholy

Speed · 08-28-2009, 12:47 PM

**** the what?

Glux · 08-28-2009, 01:36 PM

baig
Smaus
u
llater
Samus inquisited?
ill
Ya
Ridly proposed?
reely
untile
“Uhhh, Samus? I love you” Ridley declared.
”Really?” inquired Samus?
“I love you too” Samus Descirbed.
esamus had to go home now.

Really?
I'm not even going to read past the first page.

**Valigarmander** · 08-28-2009, 04:11 PM

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The next morning Samus wasnt sure where she was./ Then she remembered that she was at ridleys house. Then she noticed that she was in ridleys bed. then she noticed that she was naked.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Samus woke up the whole neghborhood.

"Samus, is something wrong?" Ridley noticed as he qoke up. "OH NO!" he fearfully exclaimed.

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Samus was crying because her life was ruined by the cholera.

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"Dark Samus you suck" badmouthed Samus

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At ridley's house, ridley was depressed. He had screwed up his relationship, and now he was listening to depressing music. He was afraid that he might become emo, and it was likely. More likely than he could think.

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"At lunch the republicans had their... primary... and Captain Falcon was chosen as the victor"Trace slyly foxed. Helen and Samus were not pleased at the news and reflected it with their demeanors. Captain Falcon was very popular because he was the captain of the track team and held every record, even some that were made up just for him. Some people said that he cheated by using a racecar instead of running, but his parents had ****loads of money so they paid judges and everyone was ok

This **** is briliant.

Antisocial · 08-28-2009, 07:36 PM

Oh, pooh. I thought this would've been a fanfic that was actually good.

Still, I can't stop reading it.

08-28-2009, 05:35 AM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Metroid High School Metroid High School Chapter 1: The Big Dance, a Metroid fanfic - FanFiction.Net This is the funniest **** I've ever read.

08-28-2009, 10:44 AM	#3
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	"Riddle me this," riddled Ridley. "Have you ever stolened something?" what the **** is this also mother brain is a nun __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-28-2009, 07:36 PM	#8
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 11,471 Thanks: 14 Thanked 1,296 Times in 536 Posts	No, Samus. You are the Metroids. Oh, pooh. I thought this would've been a fanfic that was actually good. Still, I can't stop reading it.

08-28-2009, 08:17 AM	#2
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Its reely easy

08-28-2009, 11:02 AM	#4
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	"Well, you know how... uhhh... you see..." Ridley seemed unholy

08-28-2009, 12:47 PM	#5
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	**** the what?

08-28-2009, 01:36 PM	#6
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,121 Thanks: 647 Thanked 360 Times in 236 Posts Blog Entries: 3	baig Smaus u llater Samus inquisited? ill Ya Ridly proposed? reely untile “Uhhh, Samus? I love you” Ridley declared. ”Really?” inquired Samus? “I love you too” Samus Descirbed. esamus had to go home now. Really? I'm not even going to read past the first page.