Why Ridley comes back in every game

heh · 10-04-2009, 04:29 PM

we figured it out

Quote:

Azrael says:
yeah
theory: Super Metroid is basically the pirates' last stand

Lison says:
obviously

Azrael says:
I mean their entire species got mindcontrolled in corruption and also their homeworld occupied
so they're probably left with just zebes and then it EXPLODES

Lison says:
boom

Azrael says:
and then i dunno, federation clones ridley or something and it gets x'ed

Lison says:
they froze ridley to keep him from regenerating, because that must be what he does

Azrael says:
ridley actually uses save stations

Lison says:
hahhaha

Azrael says:
thats why there are save stations in the pirate bases

Lison says:
thats also why all the enemies respawn

Azrael says:
yes

Rainbow Dash · 10-04-2009, 05:32 PM

are you azrael????

**X-3** · 10-04-2009, 06:01 PM

Well, that does make sense.

side-note: The manga, which may or may not be canon, has him say that he eats human bodies in order to regenerate.

heh · 10-04-2009, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

are you azrael????

no thats nmx/maggotmaster my internet bro.

ok i hope you all enjoyed my impulse thread

**Valigarmander** · 10-05-2009, 02:21 AM

***the Octopus*** · 10-05-2009, 08:13 AM

^ agreed

Also, I am firmly in support of the whole save station theory.

Alternatively, the Space Pirates have lots of Ridleys on ice, just like the Federation. Even better: the Federation has many clones of Ridley to preserve the species. Some insider keeps trading them out to the Pirates via underhand dealing.

Big ****ing conspiracy: A part of the Federation is responsible for planting metroids in the possession of the Space Pirates, and is actually using this all as an elaborate test scenario to gauge the abilities and qualities of the Metroids in situations that would be politically unseemly - they are possibly letting the Pirates do their research in exchange for unrestricted operation in unoccupied space.

**Loot** · 10-06-2009, 04:25 PM

RIDLEY = SAMUS' FATHER?!!

***the Octopus*** · 10-07-2009, 07:12 AM

yes thats wut i said

10-05-2009, 02:21 AM	#5
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Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Gender: Posts: 23,790 Thanks: 169 Thanked 1,120 Times in 677 Posts	are you azrael????

10-04-2009, 06:01 PM	#3
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Well, that does make sense. side-note: The manga, which may or may not be canon, has him say that he eats human bodies in order to regenerate.

10-05-2009, 08:13 AM	#6
*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,481 Thanks: 1,974 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	^ agreed Also, I am firmly in support of the whole save station theory. Alternatively, the Space Pirates have lots of Ridleys on ice, just like the Federation. Even better: the Federation has many clones of Ridley to preserve the species. Some insider keeps trading them out to the Pirates via underhand dealing. Big ****ing conspiracy: A part of the Federation is responsible for planting metroids in the possession of the Space Pirates, and is actually using this all as an elaborate test scenario to gauge the abilities and qualities of the Metroids in situations that would be politically unseemly - they are possibly letting the Pirates do their research in exchange for unrestricted operation in unoccupied space.

10-06-2009, 04:25 PM	#7
Loot whelp I'm a bloody moron Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 12,524 Thanks: 226 Thanked 1,168 Times in 612 Posts	RIDLEY = SAMUS' FATHER?!!

10-07-2009, 07:12 AM	#8
*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,481 Thanks: 1,974 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	yes thats wut i said