On the first day of Metroid...

***the Octopus*** · 12-13-2009, 01:48 PM

On the first day of Metroid, my true love gave to me: an irradiated Metroid hatchling.

...I need you guys to help come up with the rest of the lyrics. Are you a bad enough dude to ruin a Christmas classic?

**X-3** · 12-13-2009, 02:58 PM

Suggestion to further ruin a classic: "my Chozo Fathers gave to me".

heh · 12-13-2009, 03:04 PM

on the second day of metroid i found in some rocks: two energy tanks

and an irradiated metroid hatchling

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-13-2009, 03:10 PM

Well, 5 will be easy.

On the third day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me...
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 12-13-2009, 04:25 PM

On the fourth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-13-2009, 09:26 PM

On the fifth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! (Ba-dum, dum, dum)
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 12-13-2009, 09:48 PM

On the sixth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

Dr. Furball · 12-14-2009, 02:20 AM

On the seventh day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

Jere · 12-14-2009, 07:39 AM

On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me

Eight fights With Ridley
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

heh · 12-14-2009, 04:08 PM

On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me

Nine Speed Booster Jumps (argh!)
Eight fights With Ridley
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

***the Octopus*** · 12-16-2009, 10:42 AM

wut. you guys have weird rhythm. lemme help you there.

On the 10th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me;

Ten Kraids-a-roaring,
Nine Speed Booster Jumps,
Eight fights With Ridley,
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

***DJ Blue J*** · 12-16-2009, 12:33 PM

On the 11th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me;

Eleven hidden rooms,
Ten Kraids-a-roaring,
Nine Speed Booster Jumps,
Eight fights With Ridley,
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

**Loot** · 12-16-2009, 01:42 PM

On the twelfth day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me...

Twelve kickass games,
Eleven hidden rooms,
Ten Kraids-a-roaring,
Nine Speed Booster Jumps,
Eight fights With Ridley,
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,

And an irradiated metroid hatchling!

Jere · 12-16-2009, 04:46 PM

Ok next one on is one old Chuck Berry Cover
So without further ado i would Say: RUN RUDULPH
YouTube - RUN RUN RUDOLPH LEMMY KILMISTER studio

MERRY ****ING CRISTMAS EVERYBODY

12-13-2009, 01:48 PM	#1
*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,481 Thanks: 1,974 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	On the first day of Metroid... On the first day of Metroid, my true love gave to me: an irradiated Metroid hatchling. ...I need you guys to help come up with the rest of the lyrics. Are you a bad enough dude to ruin a Christmas classic?

12-13-2009, 04:25 PM	#5
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	On the fourth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling. __________________

12-13-2009, 09:48 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	On the sixth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling. __________________

12-13-2009, 02:58 PM	#2
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,507 Thanks: 732 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Suggestion to further ruin a classic: "my Chozo Fathers gave to me".

12-13-2009, 03:04 PM	#3
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,766 Thanks: 706 Thanked 946 Times in 619 Posts	on the second day of metroid i found in some rocks: two energy tanks and an irradiated metroid hatchling

12-13-2009, 03:10 PM	#4
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,013 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Well, 5 will be easy. On the third day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me... Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

12-13-2009, 09:26 PM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,013 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	On the fifth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! (Ba-dum, dum, dum) Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

12-14-2009, 02:20 AM	#8
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	On the seventh day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-14-2009, 07:39 AM	#9
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me Eight fights With Ridley Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-14-2009, 04:08 PM	#10
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,766 Thanks: 706 Thanked 946 Times in 619 Posts	On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me Nine Speed Booster Jumps (argh!) Eight fights With Ridley Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-16-2009, 10:42 AM	#11
*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,481 Thanks: 1,974 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	wut. you guys have weird rhythm. lemme help you there. On the 10th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me; Ten Kraids-a-roaring, Nine Speed Booster Jumps, Eight fights With Ridley, Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-16-2009, 12:33 PM	#12
*DJ Blue J* Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 28,366 Thanks: 2,335 Thanked 1,698 Times in 917 Posts	On the 11th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me; Eleven hidden rooms, Ten Kraids-a-roaring, Nine Speed Booster Jumps, Eight fights With Ridley, Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-16-2009, 01:42 PM	#13
Loot whelp I'm a bloody moron Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 12,523 Thanks: 226 Thanked 1,168 Times in 612 Posts	On the twelfth day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me... Twelve kickass games, Eleven hidden rooms, Ten Kraids-a-roaring, Nine Speed Booster Jumps, Eight fights With Ridley, Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling!

12-16-2009, 04:46 PM	#14
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ok next one on is one old Chuck Berry Cover So without further ado i would Say: RUN RUDULPH YouTube - RUN RUN RUDOLPH LEMMY KILMISTER studio MERRY ****ING CRISTMAS EVERYBODY