On the first day of Metroid...

***Cosmonautical*** · 12-13-2009, 12:48 PM

On the first day of Metroid, my true love gave to me: an irradiated Metroid hatchling.

...I need you guys to help come up with the rest of the lyrics. Are you a bad enough dude to ruin a Christmas classic?

**X-3** · 12-13-2009, 01:58 PM

Suggestion to further ruin a classic: "my Chozo Fathers gave to me".

heh · 12-13-2009, 02:04 PM

on the second day of metroid i found in some rocks: two energy tanks

and an irradiated metroid hatchling

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-13-2009, 02:10 PM

Well, 5 will be easy.

On the third day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me...
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 12-13-2009, 03:25 PM

On the fourth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-13-2009, 08:26 PM

On the fifth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! (Ba-dum, dum, dum)
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Valigarmander** · 12-13-2009, 08:48 PM

On the sixth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

Dr. Furball · 12-14-2009, 01:20 AM

On the seventh day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

Jere · 12-14-2009, 06:39 AM

On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me

Eight fights With Ridley
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

heh · 12-14-2009, 03:08 PM

On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me

Nine Speed Booster Jumps (argh!)
Eight fights With Ridley
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

***Cosmonautical*** · 12-16-2009, 09:42 AM

wut. you guys have weird rhythm. lemme help you there.

On the 10th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me;

Ten Kraids-a-roaring,
Nine Speed Booster Jumps,
Eight fights With Ridley,
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

***Marilink*** · 12-16-2009, 11:33 AM

On the 11th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me;

Eleven hidden rooms,
Ten Kraids-a-roaring,
Nine Speed Booster Jumps,
Eight fights With Ridley,
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,
And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

**Loot** · 12-16-2009, 12:42 PM

On the twelfth day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me...

Twelve kickass games,
Eleven hidden rooms,
Ten Kraids-a-roaring,
Nine Speed Booster Jumps,
Eight fights With Ridley,
Seven Sequence Breakers,
Six morph balls rolling,
FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS!
Four missile upgrades,
Three alternate beams,
Two energy tanks,

And an irradiated metroid hatchling!

Jere · 12-16-2009, 03:46 PM

Ok next one on is one old Chuck Berry Cover
So without further ado i would Say: RUN RUDULPH
YouTube - RUN RUN RUDOLPH LEMMY KILMISTER studio

MERRY ****ING CRISTMAS EVERYBODY

12-13-2009, 12:48 PM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	On the first day of Metroid... On the first day of Metroid, my true love gave to me: an irradiated Metroid hatchling. ...I need you guys to help come up with the rest of the lyrics. Are you a bad enough dude to ruin a Christmas classic?

12-13-2009, 01:58 PM	#2
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Suggestion to further ruin a classic: "my Chozo Fathers gave to me".

12-13-2009, 02:04 PM	#3
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	on the second day of metroid i found in some rocks: two energy tanks and an irradiated metroid hatchling

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*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Well, 5 will be easy. On the third day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me... Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

12-13-2009, 03:25 PM	#5
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	On the fourth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-13-2009, 08:26 PM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	On the fifth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! (Ba-dum, dum, dum) Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

12-13-2009, 08:48 PM	#7
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	On the sixth day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-14-2009, 01:20 AM	#8
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	On the seventh day of Metroid, my Chozo fathers gave to me Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-14-2009, 06:39 AM	#9
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me Eight fights With Ridley Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-14-2009, 03:08 PM	#10
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	On the eight day of christmas my chozo fathers gave to me Nine Speed Booster Jumps (argh!) Eight fights With Ridley Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-16-2009, 09:42 AM	#11
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	wut. you guys have weird rhythm. lemme help you there. On the 10th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me; Ten Kraids-a-roaring, Nine Speed Booster Jumps, Eight fights With Ridley, Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-16-2009, 11:33 AM	#12
*Marilink* Gotta catch 'em all! Supermod! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 29,118 Thanks: 2,535 Thanked 1,822 Times in 1,007 Posts	On the 11th day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me; Eleven hidden rooms, Ten Kraids-a-roaring, Nine Speed Booster Jumps, Eight fights With Ridley, Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling.

12-16-2009, 12:42 PM	#13
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	On the twelfth day of Metroid, the Chozo gave to me... Twelve kickass games, Eleven hidden rooms, Ten Kraids-a-roaring, Nine Speed Booster Jumps, Eight fights With Ridley, Seven Sequence Breakers, Six morph balls rolling, FIVE GOLDEN GEEMERS! Four missile upgrades, Three alternate beams, Two energy tanks, And an irradiated metroid hatchling!

12-16-2009, 03:46 PM	#14
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Ok next one on is one old Chuck Berry Cover So without further ado i would Say: RUN RUDULPH YouTube - RUN RUN RUDOLPH LEMMY KILMISTER studio MERRY ****ING CRISTMAS EVERYBODY