The Brinstar Hotel

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 11:17 AM

Welcome to the Metroid Forum's Own hotel. I will be your host, Darth Buther.

DB: C'mon. I want guests!!!
Hawkee: Come to my owner's hotel or PERISH!

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

Mario0672 · 07-23-2004, 02:39 PM

I'll check in. I'd like the room closest to the bar. What room number/how much does it cost?

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 02:44 PM

DB: It costs 2 energy tanks and 1 missile tank.
Cutman: Here.
DB:*hands over keys to room 3412* Enjoy your stay.

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

Mario0672 · 07-23-2004, 03:06 PM

Okay, thanks. *pays, then takes his card or whatever and gains access to his room* Whoa, this is... UTOPIA! Complete with a DDR pad and Playstation 2! *Starts dancing* This is worth more than I paid for!

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 03:09 PM

DB: I gave him his access card. Now to get more customers. Hmmmm... *puts big sign with all of the extras on lawn* *reads*

Sign: 5TH VISITOR GETS FREE ROOM, GAMECUBE AND PS2 IN EVERY ROOM, MINIBARS, FULL BAR, EVERYTHING AT YOUR REQUEST, AND NICE OWNER!

DB: That should do it.

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

***The Doctor*** · 07-23-2004, 03:19 PM

* A huge coffin shaped spaceship lowers at the Hotel car/ship park, it lands. Nomyt appears at the entrance to the ship and reads the sign.*
5th Visitor...blahblahbblah, gets free room....blahblah, Mini bar and full bar, yadayada... I'll comeback in a little while.
*Nomyt goes back inside, and his ship takes off.*

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 03:24 PM

DB: Dark Samus, attack the fleeing ship.

DS: Ok, Bud. *shoots down Nomyt's ship* *uses grappling thingy to save Nomyt from the explosion*

DB: Not so fast. Come in.

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

[ July 23, 2004, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Dark Samus ]

***The Doctor*** · 07-23-2004, 04:39 PM

*Nomyt stands above his ship*
Nomyt: that had my whisky load in there
DB: We do have whisky inside the bar area *starts to push nomyt inside*
Nomyt: But it was rainbow colour, my own brand.
*Inside*
Nomyt: Well since I'm here, I'll take the second nearest room to the bar, and could you make it having a window looking on to my spaceship, please?

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 04:55 PM

DB: That will be 3 missile tanks.
Nomyt:*hands 'em over*
DB: DS, escort him to his room. Number 1337!
DS: Of course, bud.
DB: Just remember, the third person to join from now will get a free room!!!

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

***The Doctor*** · 07-23-2004, 05:13 PM

1 607 r00/\/\ 1337 \/\/00, Y4Y!!!!1111one

*Nomyt looks in his mini bar, his mouth dropps in horror*
Nomyt: They're small.
*A passing DB overhears*
DB: They're meant to be that's why it's a mini bar.
Nomyt(still in shock): But they're small.
DB: Er.... Did you hear what I said?
Nomyt: But they're, *rubs eyes* small. I mean they're really small.
DB: We do have a big bar, they'll do larger bottles.
*Nomyt turns around,*
Nomyt: Why didn't you say that before?
DB: Er... It's on the sign out front.
*Nomyt had already left the room*

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 05:25 PM

DB: Tricked another idiot with the whole Minibar trick. HEHE!

Nomyt: I'll have your head in the Gunjin DB!

DB: No you won't.

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

***The Doctor*** · 07-23-2004, 05:30 PM

Nomyt: Oh yes I will ill.
*Nomyt, paying no attention to what he was doing falls down some stair*
Nomyt: Ouch, *rude word taken out* socks. I forgot where I'm going?
*Looks up at the ceiling.*
Nomyt:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnoooo
*Breathes in*
Nomyt

oo... I think I'm done.... Wait! ooo! Yep done now.

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 06:41 PM

DB: Where did my socks go?
DS: Tehehe.
DB: D.SAMUS!!!
DS: Yes, bud.
DB: Gimme my socks back.
DS: I didn't take 'em.
Nomyt: Now that I'm lost, DB will never think I stole his socks!

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

Mario0672 · 07-23-2004, 08:10 PM

Cutman: Who'd fight over some silly socks? Oh well. *keeps dancing*

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 08:20 PM

DB: *punches Cutman* I would. They were my lucky socks.

Cutman: Oh.

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

Mario0672 · 07-23-2004, 08:57 PM

Cutman: Ow. Well, then, find a new lucky article of clothing. >.>; *punches right back*

DarthButcher · 07-23-2004, 09:18 PM

DB: *releases Cutman back into space* Taht'll teach him to mess with me. And for you*turns to Nomyt*

Nomyt: EEE!

DB: Gimme my socks*warps Nomyt next to me and takes socks* FINALLY, I GOT MY LUCKY SOCKS!

Nomyt: YOU SAVED ME! Yay!

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

Mario0672 · 07-24-2004, 10:34 AM

Cutman: *dies, then respawns* Too much UT... I'm gonna get that Darth Butthead if that's the last thing I'll do!

DarthButcher · 07-24-2004, 10:49 AM

DB: IT'S DARTH BUTCHER!! *ejects Cutman again*

Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

***The Doctor*** · 07-24-2004, 01:27 PM

*Nomyt watches DB eject Cutman*
Nomyt: I would have given you socks back if you showed me where the bar is?
DB: Oh! It's down this hall and to the left.
*Nomyt walks off and keeps saying to the left*

07-23-2004, 05:30 PM	#12
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Nomyt: Oh yes I will ill. Nomyt, paying no attention to what he was doing falls down some stair Nomyt: Ouch, rude word taken out socks. I forgot where I'm going? Looks up at the ceiling. Nomyt:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnoooo Breathes in Nomytoo... I think I'm done.... Wait! ooo! Yep done now.

07-23-2004, 11:17 AM	#1
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Welcome to the Metroid Forum's Own hotel. I will be your host, Darth Buther. DB: C'mon. I want guests!!! Hawkee: Come to my owner's hotel or PERISH! Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 02:39 PM	#2
Mario0672 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Gender: Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I'll check in. I'd like the room closest to the bar. What room number/how much does it cost?

07-23-2004, 02:44 PM	#3
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: It costs 2 energy tanks and 1 missile tank. Cutman: Here. DB:hands over keys to room 3412 Enjoy your stay. Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 03:06 PM	#4
Mario0672 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Gender: Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Okay, thanks. pays, then takes his card or whatever and gains access to his room Whoa, this is... UTOPIA! Complete with a DDR pad and Playstation 2! Starts dancing This is worth more than I paid for!

07-23-2004, 03:09 PM	#5
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: I gave him his access card. Now to get more customers. Hmmmm... puts big sign with all of the extras on lawn reads Sign: 5TH VISITOR GETS FREE ROOM, GAMECUBE AND PS2 IN EVERY ROOM, MINIBARS, FULL BAR, EVERYTHING AT YOUR REQUEST, AND NICE OWNER! DB: That should do it. Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 03:19 PM	#6
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	* A huge coffin shaped spaceship lowers at the Hotel car/ship park, it lands. Nomyt appears at the entrance to the ship and reads the sign.* 5th Visitor...blahblahbblah, gets free room....blahblah, Mini bar and full bar, yadayada... I'll comeback in a little while. Nomyt goes back inside, and his ship takes off.

07-23-2004, 03:24 PM	#7
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: Dark Samus, attack the fleeing ship. DS: Ok, Bud. shoots down Nomyt's ship uses grappling thingy to save Nomyt from the explosion DB: Not so fast. Come in. Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life. [ July 23, 2004, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Dark Samus ]

07-23-2004, 04:39 PM	#8
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Nomyt stands above his ship Nomyt: that had my whisky load in there DB: We do have whisky inside the bar area starts to push nomyt inside Nomyt: But it was rainbow colour, my own brand. Inside Nomyt: Well since I'm here, I'll take the second nearest room to the bar, and could you make it having a window looking on to my spaceship, please?

07-23-2004, 04:55 PM	#9
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: That will be 3 missile tanks. Nomyt:hands 'em over DB: DS, escort him to his room. Number 1337! DS: Of course, bud. DB: Just remember, the third person to join from now will get a free room!!! Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 05:13 PM	#10
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	1 607 r00/\/\ 1337 \/\/00, Y4Y!!!!1111one Nomyt looks in his mini bar, his mouth dropps in horror Nomyt: They're small. A passing DB overhears DB: They're meant to be that's why it's a mini bar. Nomyt(still in shock): But they're small. DB: Er.... Did you hear what I said? Nomyt: But they're, rubs eyes small. I mean they're really small. DB: We do have a big bar, they'll do larger bottles. Nomyt turns around, Nomyt: Why didn't you say that before? DB: Er... It's on the sign out front. Nomyt had already left the room

07-23-2004, 05:25 PM	#11
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: Tricked another idiot with the whole Minibar trick. HEHE! Nomyt: I'll have your head in the Gunjin DB! DB: No you won't. Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 06:41 PM	#13
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: Where did my socks go? DS: Tehehe. DB: D.SAMUS!!! DS: Yes, bud. DB: Gimme my socks back. DS: I didn't take 'em. Nomyt: Now that I'm lost, DB will never think I stole his socks! Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 08:10 PM	#14
Mario0672 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Gender: Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Cutman: Who'd fight over some silly socks? Oh well. keeps dancing

07-23-2004, 08:20 PM	#15
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: punches Cutman I would. They were my lucky socks. Cutman: Oh. Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-23-2004, 08:57 PM	#16
Mario0672 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Gender: Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Cutman: Ow. Well, then, find a new lucky article of clothing. >.>; punches right back

07-23-2004, 09:18 PM	#17
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: releases Cutman back into space Taht'll teach him to mess with me. And for youturns to Nomyt Nomyt: EEE! DB: Gimme my sockswarps Nomyt next to me and takes socks FINALLY, I GOT MY LUCKY SOCKS! Nomyt: YOU SAVED ME! Yay! Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-24-2004, 10:34 AM	#18
Mario0672 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Gender: Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Cutman: dies, then respawns Too much UT... I'm gonna get that Darth Butthead if that's the last thing I'll do!

07-24-2004, 10:49 AM	#19
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Nintendo Nation.com Gender: Posts: 2,588 Thanks: 12 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	DB: IT'S DARTH BUTCHER!! ejects Cutman again Where is the idiot running to? Why to Nintendo Mania of course. Just follow him for the time of your life.

07-24-2004, 01:27 PM	#20
*The Doctor* The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 13,880 Thanks: 915 Thanked 656 Times in 426 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Nomyt watches DB eject Cutman Nomyt: I would have given you socks back if you showed me where the bar is? DB: Oh! It's down this hall and to the left. Nomyt walks off and keeps saying to the left