My metroid game reviews

sladd54 · 09-10-2004, 08:16 PM

Metroid Prime=sucked, don't care what you say. It sucked. hated it. but a 3-d metroid was a good idea, just hated the game

metroid fusion=holy crap. this game was sweet. Bosses get harder and harder until nearly impossible (nightmare and spider thing), but when they get impossible(sa-x) I just gave up

metroid: zero mission=I liked it. Short, and stupidly easy, but fun. but...a robot ridley?

metroid(original)=just a very confusing version of zero mission with crappy graphics and hard gameplay

Dark Magus · 09-10-2004, 09:01 PM

Your reviews all suck. Seriously, this is what I would expect to read on GameFAQs.

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-11-2004, 08:15 AM

You're an idiot. Please conduct yourself to the nearest deadly weapon for standard waste processing procedures.

The Yoshimaster · 09-11-2004, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean just don't give a damn:

metroid(original)=just a very confusing version of zero mission with crappy graphics and hard gameplay

Hi. The NES is 20 years old. Games on 20 year old systems don't exactly look good by today's standards. If you could make a game on the NES with outstanding graphics, I'd like to see it, otherwise, go the hell away with your biased, unprofessional, gamefaqs quality reviews.

sladd54 · 09-11-2004, 11:32 AM

fine, if you need an in depth review I'll give you one

Metroid Fusion:9/10

Sound:10/10 The music was fairly good, and added to the suspense. The sound effects were amazing. The only think wrong with it was that it had no voice acting, but It's a agmeboy game so that's almost impossible, except for a few chuckles and screams, etc.

Graphics:9/10 I don't really know how well they can have graphics for a gameboy metroid game, but It's definately the best graphics from the rest of the series(besides zero mission) but The ship in the intro cutscene did look a little too cheesy...

Gameplay:9/10 Very fun, and very challenging. Takes a while to beat a tough boss, then you get to another touger one. Gets kinda old. But the puzzles are fairly simple and don't require a college degree to figure out.

Story: 9/10 Very good idea. Starts out kinda dull, Find a distress call from space station, you go there to find out everyone's dead. Then it becomes original, one of the strange parasites that infected you is now taking the form of your body. It leads onto a bigger plot that's unexpected.

((and next time you monkeys insult a review, you have to say what i did wrong, or else then I'll just spam with bad reviews))

Dark Magus · 09-11-2004, 11:47 AM

I'm still trying to get over the fact that you rated Metroid Fusion higher than Zero Mission and Prime.

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-11-2004, 05:27 PM

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I don't really know how well they can have graphics for a gameboy metroid game

....By putting pictures on the screen, that's how.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-12-2004, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sean just don't give a damn:
((and next time you monkeys insult a review, you have to say what i did wrong, or else then I'll just spam with bad reviews))

Ever try to explain yourself to a cockroach? You, sir are my cockroach.

Dark Magus · 09-12-2004, 05:07 PM

Wait a minute.

Am I the only person here getting "sponsored links", so that "spam" and other words are highlighted and linked?

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-12-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by Dark Magus:
Wait a minute.

Am I the only person here getting "sponsored links", so that "spam" and other words are highlighted and linked?

Yep. You got yourself an infestation, there.

Dark Magus · 09-12-2004, 05:37 PM

Yeah, it was spyware. Fixed it.

For a minute there, I thought VGF was getting more ads than usual.

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-13-2004, 09:28 AM

Must've been Hotlink.

09-13-2004, 03:30 PM

You SPAM, and you're outta here. And everyone else, stop provoking. Honestly, I leave for a few days and I come back to find you knawing on each other over stupid crap. Yes, his reviews were terrible, but he does have a point that one should explain why. I won't because, meh, I'm a mod and I'm busy right now. Maybe later.

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-14-2004, 04:03 PM

I reserve the right to tell people that their opinions are sh*t as I please.

09-14-2004, 07:43 PM

That's fine; just don't be instigative. Don't give me problems. I have enough to deal with as it is.

The Yoshimaster · 09-14-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link the Survivor:
Yes, his reviews were terrible, but he does have a point that one should explain why.

What do you call this?

Quote:

The NES is 20 years old. Games on 20 year old systems don't exactly look good by today's standards. If you could make a game on the NES with outstanding graphics, I'd like to see it, otherwise, go the hell away with your biased, unprofessional, gamefaqs quality reviews.

***Cosmonautical*** · 09-15-2004, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link the Survivor:
That's fine; just don't be instigative. Don't give me problems. I have enough to deal with as it is.

Eh, sorry, man. Didn't mean to, I just come off that way.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 09-15-2004, 01:58 AM

Me thinks reviewing may not be for you.

Virtual Cat · 09-16-2004, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Beam Yosho the Drunkard:
Me thinks reviewing may not be for you.

Unless he gets a job at GamePro.

09-10-2004, 08:16 PM	#1
sladd54 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: my parent\'s basement, right next to the cheers dartboard Posts: 355 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Metroid Prime=sucked, don't care what you say. It sucked. hated it. but a 3-d metroid was a good idea, just hated the game metroid fusion=holy crap. this game was sweet. Bosses get harder and harder until nearly impossible (nightmare and spider thing), but when they get impossible(sa-x) I just gave up metroid: zero mission=I liked it. Short, and stupidly easy, but fun. but...a robot ridley? metroid(original)=just a very confusing version of zero mission with crappy graphics and hard gameplay

09-10-2004, 09:01 PM	#2
Dark Magus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Gender: Posts: 6,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Your reviews all suck. Seriously, this is what I would expect to read on GameFAQs.

09-11-2004, 08:15 AM	#3
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	You're an idiot. Please conduct yourself to the nearest deadly weapon for standard waste processing procedures.

09-11-2004, 11:32 AM	#5
sladd54 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: my parent\'s basement, right next to the cheers dartboard Posts: 355 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	fine, if you need an in depth review I'll give you one Metroid Fusion:9/10 Sound:10/10 The music was fairly good, and added to the suspense. The sound effects were amazing. The only think wrong with it was that it had no voice acting, but It's a agmeboy game so that's almost impossible, except for a few chuckles and screams, etc. Graphics:9/10 I don't really know how well they can have graphics for a gameboy metroid game, but It's definately the best graphics from the rest of the series(besides zero mission) but The ship in the intro cutscene did look a little too cheesy... Gameplay:9/10 Very fun, and very challenging. Takes a while to beat a tough boss, then you get to another touger one. Gets kinda old. But the puzzles are fairly simple and don't require a college degree to figure out. Story: 9/10 Very good idea. Starts out kinda dull, Find a distress call from space station, you go there to find out everyone's dead. Then it becomes original, one of the strange parasites that infected you is now taking the form of your body. It leads onto a bigger plot that's unexpected. ((and next time you monkeys insult a review, you have to say what i did wrong, or else then I'll just spam with bad reviews))

09-11-2004, 11:47 AM	#6
Dark Magus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Gender: Posts: 6,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I'm still trying to get over the fact that you rated Metroid Fusion higher than Zero Mission and Prime.

09-12-2004, 05:07 PM	#9
Dark Magus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Gender: Posts: 6,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Wait a minute. Am I the only person here getting "sponsored links", so that "spam" and other words are highlighted and linked?

09-12-2004, 05:37 PM	#11
Dark Magus Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Gender: Posts: 6,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Yeah, it was spyware. Fixed it. For a minute there, I thought VGF was getting more ads than usual.

09-13-2004, 09:28 AM	#12
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Must've been Hotlink.

09-13-2004, 03:30 PM	#13
I'm not saying,lets just say I'm really named Link the Survivor Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You SPAM, and you're outta here. And everyone else, stop provoking. Honestly, I leave for a few days and I come back to find you knawing on each other over stupid crap. Yes, his reviews were terrible, but he does have a point that one should explain why. I won't because, meh, I'm a mod and I'm busy right now. Maybe later.

09-14-2004, 04:03 PM	#14
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I reserve the right to tell people that their opinions are sh*t as I please.

09-14-2004, 07:43 PM	#15
I'm not saying,lets just say I'm really named Link the Survivor Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That's fine; just don't be instigative. Don't give me problems. I have enough to deal with as it is.

09-15-2004, 01:58 AM	#18
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,670 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts	Me thinks reviewing may not be for you.