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Dai Grepher · 10-12-2005, 11:53 AM

http://media.nintendo.com/mediaFiles...c5c7ae81a2.mov

In Zero Mission’s commercial, the narrator states that Zero Mission is Samus’ first adventure as an intergalactic bounty hunter.

Zero Mission’s version of Metroid’s prologue states this: “As a last resort, the Federation Police decided on a risky strategy: to send a lone space hunter to penetrate the pirate base and destroy the mechanical life-form that controlled the fortress and its defenses - the Mother Brain. The space hunter chosen for this mission was Samus Aran. Considered the greatest of all the bounty hunters, Samus had successfully completed numerous missions that others had thought impossible. Despite her accomplishments, much of Samus's true identity remained wrapped in mystery.”

So here we have proof that this is Metroid’s prologue, not Zero Mission’s, since Zero Mission is the first mission/adventure and not a following mission that takes place after numerous others. This is also proof that the Metroid manual’s reference to previous missions places Zero Mission at the beginning of the timeline as Samus’ first adventure as a bounty hunter. As the manual clearly states, Samus was known as a bounty hunter by the time Metroid took place, and the best one at that. This is all because of the missions prior to Metroid. Samus is referred to as a Bounty Hunter for these prior missions. Therefore, since Zero Mission is the first mission to feature Samus as a Bounty Hunter, it is a prequel to Metroid, which is clearly not the first mission to feature her as such. So here we have even more undeniable proof that Zero Mission is a prequel.

Thank you.

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-12-2005, 12:15 PM

I saw that commercial back when the game came out. Doesn't prove jack.

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undeniable

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Leinad · 10-12-2005, 12:32 PM

Simple, before her work could all have been in a single galaxy, meaning she would have been a galactic bounty hunter. Then Zebes being outside that particular galaxy, meaning she'd have started work in another galaxy and henceforth making her an intergalactic bounty hunter. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

OWNED!

[ October 12, 2005, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: Deimos, the demon hunter ]

Codiekitty · 10-12-2005, 01:02 PM

You haven't been banned yet?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Dai Grepher · 10-12-2005, 02:52 PM

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CaptHayfever wrote: I saw that commercial back when the game came out. Doesn't prove jack.

Dai Grepher: I know it does not prove jack, it proves that Zero Mission is a prequel.

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CaptHayfever wrote: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Dai Grepher: It means that which cannot be denied. Not even you can deny this fact. You can ignore it and say it means nothing but you know it does and you know what it means. You are not fooling anyone.

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Deimos, the demon hunter wrote: Simple, before her work could all have been in a single galaxy, meaning she would have been a galactic bounty hunter. Then Zebes being outside that particular galaxy, meaning she'd have started work in another galaxy and henceforth making her an intergalactic bounty hunter. OWNED!

Dai Grepher: I did not think it was possible for you people to get any more illogical. Not only is that an excuse for a clear fact, but it is an excuse that does not even make sense. Samus is described as a space hunter which means all of space, not just one part of it. Therefore she was an intergalactic bounty hunter during her missions prior to Metroid. Since Zero Mission is the first of those missions, it takes place before Metroid as well.

Rainbow Dash · 10-12-2005, 02:59 PM

Where's Jay?

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-12-2005, 02:59 PM

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I know it does not prove jack, it proves that Zero Mission is a prequel.

Tell me that was extremely subtle sarcasm, else my respect for you very well may drop into negative numbers.

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It means that which cannot be denied. Not even you can deny this fact. You can ignore it and say it means nothing but you know it does and you know what it means. You are not fooling anyone.

Go watch The Princess Bride. Right now. Don't even finish reading this sentence.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rainbow Dash · 10-12-2005, 03:01 PM

What part of the movie has to do with that?

Dai Grepher · 10-12-2005, 04:41 PM

Come now. CaptHayfever has never made an on-topic post, why would he want to start now?

Rainbow Dash · 10-12-2005, 06:47 PM

Then again, you've never made much sense, either.

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-12-2005, 07:17 PM

You're a ****ing idiot, plain and simple.

Not that society doesn't have its uses for total asshats.

Did it ever occur to you that even if your warped perspective of reality were on occasion in align with sanity, that one measly sentence or phrase or word or atom cannot revoke the game's "remake" status? No, it did not. This is because you're an imbecile. Now put on your purple hat that says "Iym speshul". No, not backwards, sh*tforbrains. You're not cool and hip when you do that. You're a retard who can't dress himself.

[ October 12, 2005, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: enjoyFantasticPr1cedDrugs ]

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-12-2005, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Dai Grepher:
Come now. CaptHayfever has never made an on-topic post, why would he want to start now?

Just because I don't spell everything out for people (although in your case I probably should) doesn't mean that what I'm saying isn't relevant. I'm just requiring that you actually use some kind of sentient cognative process before responding.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-12-2005, 08:27 PM

For ****s sake, just go away.

Metal Man · 10-13-2005, 09:59 PM

You, sir, have proven nothing more than how much of a persistent moron you are. We aren't going to buy that. Heck, at this rate you could have the creator of Metroid itself back you and we'd have a hard time believing it wasn't some elaborate scam.

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-13-2005, 11:08 PM

^It would have to be a scam; Yokoi's dead.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Metal Man · 10-14-2005, 01:14 AM

That lowers his chance of being right from 1% to 0%. Because you can't really bribe dead people into agreeing with you. Well, you can pretend they do, but generally their real persona will dictate either what they truely would think or people who knew them would trample you and shoot you with paintguns for making up evil gibberish.

Leinad · 10-14-2005, 02:06 AM

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Originally posted by CodieKitty:
You haven't been banned yet?

were you talking to me or dai grepher?

Dai Grepher · 10-14-2005, 02:28 AM

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naM lateM wrote: You, sir, have proven nothing more than how much of a persistent moron you are. We aren't going to buy that. Heck, at this rate you could have the creator of Metroid itself back you and we'd have a hard time believing it wasn't some elaborate scam.

Dai Grepher: That is because you ignore the facts that prove you wrong.

Leinad · 10-14-2005, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by Dai Grepher:
Dai Grepher: That is because you ignore the facts that prove you wrong.

I would like to point out that the only facts that prove anyone here wrong are the ones that prove you wrong, and yet you continually ignore those facts. You are going against the word of the creator, as Nintendo said it was a remake; you continually ignore logic to put forward a crackpot theory.
you are welcome to believe this, but don't try to force it on others like it's an actual fact.
everyone here disagrees with you and yet you continue to try (and fail) to make them believe; though I must commend you for refusing to give up; you have been proven wrong!

***Cosmonautical*** · 10-14-2005, 06:12 AM

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Originally posted by Dai Grepher:
Dai Grepher: That is because you ignore the facts that prove you wrong.

Purest hypocracy: so thick you could spread it on bread like butter.

10-12-2005, 11:53 AM	#1
Dai Grepher TEH METRIOD GOOROO!!! !!!!111oneonecow ^OGMF! INCONSISTENT!!! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 212 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	http://media.nintendo.com/mediaFiles...c5c7ae81a2.mov In Zero Mission’s commercial, the narrator states that Zero Mission is Samus’ first adventure as an intergalactic bounty hunter. Zero Mission’s version of Metroid’s prologue states this: “As a last resort, the Federation Police decided on a risky strategy: to send a lone space hunter to penetrate the pirate base and destroy the mechanical life-form that controlled the fortress and its defenses - the Mother Brain. The space hunter chosen for this mission was Samus Aran. Considered the greatest of all the bounty hunters, Samus had successfully completed numerous missions that others had thought impossible. Despite her accomplishments, much of Samus's true identity remained wrapped in mystery.” So here we have proof that this is Metroid’s prologue, not Zero Mission’s, since Zero Mission is the first mission/adventure and not a following mission that takes place after numerous others. This is also proof that the Metroid manual’s reference to previous missions places Zero Mission at the beginning of the timeline as Samus’ first adventure as a bounty hunter. As the manual clearly states, Samus was known as a bounty hunter by the time Metroid took place, and the best one at that. This is all because of the missions prior to Metroid. Samus is referred to as a Bounty Hunter for these prior missions. Therefore, since Zero Mission is the first mission to feature Samus as a Bounty Hunter, it is a prequel to Metroid, which is clearly not the first mission to feature her as such. So here we have even more undeniable proof that Zero Mission is a prequel. Thank you.

10-12-2005, 12:32 PM	#3
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	Simple, before her work could all have been in a single galaxy, meaning she would have been a galactic bounty hunter. Then Zebes being outside that particular galaxy, meaning she'd have started work in another galaxy and henceforth making her an intergalactic bounty hunter. [img]tongue.gif[/img] OWNED! [ October 12, 2005, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: Deimos, the demon hunter ]

10-12-2005, 01:02 PM	#4
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	You haven't been banned yet? Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

10-12-2005, 02:59 PM	#6
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Where's Jay?

10-12-2005, 03:01 PM	#8
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	What part of the movie has to do with that?

10-12-2005, 04:41 PM	#9
Dai Grepher TEH METRIOD GOOROO!!! !!!!111oneonecow ^OGMF! INCONSISTENT!!! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 212 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Come now. CaptHayfever has never made an on-topic post, why would he want to start now?

10-12-2005, 06:47 PM	#10
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,401 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Then again, you've never made much sense, either.

10-12-2005, 07:17 PM	#11
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	You're a ***ing idiot, plain and simple. Not that society doesn't have its uses for total asshats. Did it ever occur to you that even if your warped perspective of reality were on occasion in align with sanity, that one measly sentence or phrase or word or atom cannot revoke the game's "remake" status? No, it did not. This is because you're an imbecile. Now put on your purple hat that says "Iym speshul". No, not backwards, shtforbrains. You're not cool and hip when you do that. You're a retard who can't dress himself. [ October 12, 2005, 07:23 PM: Message edited by: enjoyFantasticPr1cedDrugs ]

10-12-2005, 08:27 PM	#13
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,670 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts	For ****s sake, just go away.

10-13-2005, 09:59 PM	#14
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	You, sir, have proven nothing more than how much of a persistent moron you are. We aren't going to buy that. Heck, at this rate you could have the creator of Metroid itself back you and we'd have a hard time believing it wasn't some elaborate scam.

10-13-2005, 11:08 PM	#15
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^It would have to be a scam; Yokoi's dead. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-14-2005, 01:14 AM	#16
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	That lowers his chance of being right from 1% to 0%. Because you can't really bribe dead people into agreeing with you. Well, you can pretend they do, but generally their real persona will dictate either what they truely would think or people who knew them would trample you and shoot you with paintguns for making up evil gibberish.