So You Want To Learn Japanese...

[Ace Mercury]

So You Want To learn Japanese...

Japanese is often seen as a cool language in anime circles, because it seems like anime is spoken in that strange moon language. Thus, why not try to learn moonspeak? Here's why not:

I don't care how many anime tapes you've watched, how many Japanese girlfriends you've had, or books you've read, You don't know Japanese. Not only that, majoring in the godforsaken language is NOT fun or even remotely sensible. Iraqi war prisoners are often forced to major in Japanese. The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese". You get the idea.

And so, sick of seeing so many lambs run eagerly to the slaughter, I have created This Guide to REAL TIPS for Studying Japanese. Or, as is actually the case, NOT studying it.

[Antisocial]

The Author's Note ruined the whole thing.