How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-18-2007, 05:47 PM

How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?

Apparently, if pressed, I could totally beat up nineteen five-year-olds at once.

Dizzy · 12-18-2007, 05:51 PM

I could probably take about 7, if I tried.

I know, I'm weak.

***Booyakasha*** · 12-18-2007, 05:59 PM

34, here. I'd wade into the little bastards. They'd have to build an Arlington-type cemetary right in the middle of the McDonald's playland.

**Cravdraa** · 12-18-2007, 06:09 PM

hmm... It says I could take 28.

is... that something I should be proud of?

***Booyakasha*** · 12-18-2007, 06:27 PM

No. Thirty and up, that's something to be proud of.

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-18-2007, 09:33 PM

I got 18-27, depending on the questions I felt in-between choices about.
Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

CuccoLady · 12-18-2007, 10:53 PM

I could take 7 five-year-olds.

Impressive. :/

Frumie · 12-19-2007, 05:31 PM

18.

I suck.

LinkManDX · 12-19-2007, 07:50 PM

Panfan · 12-19-2007, 09:22 PM

30.

But I've beaten up much more.

Bastards deserved it.

Metal Man · 12-19-2007, 09:53 PM

26, apparently my morality would be a bigger factor than my ability to bite, gouge eyes, and balance while kicking lots of people. Still, that's a lot, although given the chance I'd not harm a single one.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-19-2007, 10:37 PM

I like how one question suggests picking one of them up and using him/her as a weapon. Oh, the irony.

***Booyakasha*** · 12-19-2007, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts.

Damned straight. You give me an axe-handle or some other kind of knobby cudgel, my numbers are going even higher. I'd just lay about with the stick, and every swipe would annihilate one of the little buggers. Add to that the awesome 'dead child as missile weapon' idea I just thought up, and it'd be a damn slaughter.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-20-2007, 07:02 AM

Yeah, after a little while, you could build a fort out of unconscious children which would make the whole ordeal a lot easier.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 12-16-2008, 03:02 PM

bump, but 34. xD

The Mega Charizard · 12-16-2008, 03:35 PM

I hate 5 year olds.

I could take 30.

Microphone_Kirby · 12-16-2008, 03:41 PM

25... but I really don't want to find out for sure.

Panfan · 12-16-2008, 03:50 PM

It's been a year. I've gotten older, I've gotten wiser, I've gotten stronger, I can take two less? BS.

Redshirt · 12-16-2008, 03:51 PM

I can take 23... interesting.

Dizzy · 12-16-2008, 03:57 PM

It says I can take 13.

That number's much higher than I thought it was going to be.

12-18-2007, 05:47 PM	#1
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight? How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight? Apparently, if pressed, I could totally beat up nineteen five-year-olds at once.

12-19-2007, 07:50 PM	#9
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	20.

12-18-2007, 05:51 PM	#2
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	I could probably take about 7, if I tried. I know, I'm weak.

12-18-2007, 05:59 PM	#3
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	34, here. I'd wade into the little bastards. They'd have to build an Arlington-type cemetary right in the middle of the McDonald's playland.

12-18-2007, 06:09 PM	#4
Cravdraa VGF RPG Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: It's Round on the sides and high in the middle. Gender: Posts: 8,470 Thanks: 171 Thanked 661 Times in 403 Posts	hmm... It says I could take 28. is... that something I should be proud of?

12-18-2007, 06:27 PM	#5
*Booyakasha* SuperMod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 9,945 Thanks: 157 Thanked 1,481 Times in 763 Posts	No. Thirty and up, that's something to be proud of.

12-18-2007, 09:33 PM	#6
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	I got 18-27, depending on the questions I felt in-between choices about. Although in reality, I think something like Boo's score is more accurate. Of course, in reality, I'd have a weapon & things would get crazy-go-nuts. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

12-18-2007, 10:53 PM	#7
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	I could take 7 five-year-olds. Impressive. :/

12-19-2007, 05:31 PM	#8
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	18. I suck.

12-19-2007, 09:22 PM	#10
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	30. But I've beaten up much more. Bastards deserved it.

12-19-2007, 09:53 PM	#11
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	26, apparently my morality would be a bigger factor than my ability to bite, gouge eyes, and balance while kicking lots of people. Still, that's a lot, although given the chance I'd not harm a single one.

12-19-2007, 10:37 PM	#12
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I like how one question suggests picking one of them up and using him/her as a weapon. Oh, the irony.

12-20-2007, 07:02 AM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yeah, after a little while, you could build a fort out of unconscious children which would make the whole ordeal a lot easier.

12-16-2008, 03:02 PM	#15
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,613 Thanks: 2,502 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	bump, but 34. xD

12-16-2008, 03:35 PM	#16
The Mega Charizard Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Stuck in the Doberman Convention....again. Gender: Posts: 983 Thanks: 198 Thanked 37 Times in 31 Posts	I hate 5 year olds. I could take 30.

12-16-2008, 03:41 PM	#17
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: None of your business. Gender: Posts: 7,155 Thanks: 559 Thanked 225 Times in 181 Posts Blog Entries: 6	25... but I really don't want to find out for sure.

12-16-2008, 03:50 PM	#18
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	It's been a year. I've gotten older, I've gotten wiser, I've gotten stronger, I can take two less? BS.

12-16-2008, 03:51 PM	#19
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I can take 23... interesting.

12-16-2008, 03:57 PM	#20
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	It says I can take 13. That number's much higher than I thought it was going to be.