It is widely known that Lindsay Lohan holds a number of powers, among which are believed to be the ability to clone herself, or at least duplicate herself for a period of time; the ability to exchange bodies with another person; the ability to cause significant memory loss upon the watching of her movies, particularly where she appears naked or is engaged in sexual activity; the ability to gain wisdom from an 8-ball (although this is not an uncommon power); the ability to infect others with herpes (also not an uncommon power); and the ability to command millions of devoted followers, particularly those 12 years or older (mostly through a combination of the above powers). All of these powers are believed to be in aid to take over the world, or, as Lindsay calls it, "Win an Oscar". It should also be noted that Lindsay Lohan [1] doesn't change facial expressions - perhaps there is some sort of power in her facial expression as well.
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01-10-2008, 08:17 PM 
