What does the internet think?

**Valigarmander** · 02-19-2010, 08:57 PM

whatdoestheinternetthink?net

Type in something, and the internet searches the web and calculates the number of positive, negative, and "don't care" results related to what you've typed. Pretty fun to mess around on. Here's a couple I did:

"VGF"
11.7% negative (9 results)
84.4% positive (65 results)
3.9% don't care (3 results)

"Virginian goat farmers"
33.3% negative (17 results)
64.7% positive (33 results)
2% don't care (1 result)

"Valigarmander"
16.7% negative (1 result)
66.7% positive (4 results)
16.7% don't care (1 result)

"Robert Ryan" (my name)
30.6% negative (1669 results)
58.3% positive (3177 results)
11.1% don't care (606 results)

Seems good.

"Sexcopter"
100% negative (1 result)
0% positive (0 results)
0% don't care (0 results)

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNET.

Post your searches here. If you don't get many results, try expanding the number of engines you use in the search.

Luigiman7 · 02-19-2010, 09:09 PM

"Your face"
0.7% negative (6,362 results)
1.1% positive (10,489 results)
98.2% dont care (934,200 results)

OH SNAP.

Robotazy · 02-20-2010, 04:54 PM

Tazy Ten

0% negative (0 results)
0% positive (0 results)
0% dont care (0 results)

Even the internet is not quite sure about tazy ten, according to results from Google.

Left 4 Dead 2

.3% negative (122 results)
99.7% positive (41,025 results)
0% dont care (0 results)

Huh.

Activision

66.3% negative (666 results)
32.8% positive (329 results)
0.9% don't care (9 results)

Whoring it up, lol.

PONIES · 02-20-2010, 06:06 PM

Keroro Gunso

Negative: 0% 0 results
Positive: 100% 58 results
Don't Care: 0% 0 results

Maximum Spider · 02-20-2010, 10:34 PM

Democrat

Negative: 0% (2,383 Results)
Positive: 100% (15,433,748 Results)
Don't Care: 0% (850 Results)

Republican

Negative: 59.7% (50,303,273 Results)
Positive: 40.3% (33,916,025 Results)
Don't Care: 0% (2,581 Results)

Well, those were some unexpected results.

I did all search engines, by the way, not just one.

t3hDarkness · 02-21-2010, 12:55 AM

"T3hdarkness"
20% negative (1 results)
60% positive (3 results)
20% don't care (1 results)

"(My Name)"
36.8% negative (7 results)
57.9% positive (11 results)
5.3% don't care (1 results)

Jailbreaker · 02-21-2010, 04:14 PM

I couldn't help this first one.

31.7%
3,911 results
68%
8,382 results
0.2%
29 results
Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of your mom, according to results from Google.
and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says:
I like how Facebook enables me to be a fan of your mom.

2.9%
9 results
96.5%
301 results
0.6%
2 results
Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of artificial intelligence, according to results from Google.

9.4%
7,286 results
90.2%
70,021 results
0.4%
323 results
Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of death, according to results from Google.
... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says:
@OnePiecePodcast You won't believe how many Ace fans are in denial of Ace's death. Why is it so hard for people to accept it?

Dizzy · 02-21-2010, 04:52 PM

DarkZero
66.4% Negative: 77 results
17.2% Positive: 20 results
16.4% Don't Care: 19 results

Conclusion: The internet is mainly negative on the subject of darkzero, according to results from all search-engines.

... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: ......
(sorry, currently no one seems to have an opinion on darkzero)

Diet Pepsi
0% Negative: 595 results
100% Positive: 11,202,058 results
0% Don't Care: 144 results

Conclusion: The internet is 100% positive on the subject of diet pepsi, according to results from all search-engines.

... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: A perfect reason Fridays ROCK: @swarnke brought me a Diet Pepsi. She rocks it all the way down!

Sheep Man
15% Negative: 1,878 results
78.9% Positive: 9,907 results
6.2% Don't Care: 773 results

Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of sheep man, according to results from all search-engines.

... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: A ***** got whips like the farmer got sheep, as in matter fact i got sheep like the farmer man, i ain't plan i just bought a brandnew lamb.

Zaden · 06-02-2010, 04:42 PM

Zaidon

Negative=25%(1)
Positive=75%(3)
Don't Care=0%(0)

Who said something negative?!

R2-D2
Negative 15.7% 171 results
Positive 79.4% 862 results
Don't Care 4.9% 53 results

Firestorm

Negative 24.9% 335 results
Positive 66.2% 890 results
Don't Care 8.9% 120 results

Saria Dragon

Negative 30.4% 7 results
Positive 69.6% 16 results

My Conclusion: There's NOBODY who doesn't care about Saria Dragon!

metal man88

(1 result)
Conclusion: The internet is 100% negative on the subject of metal man88, according to results from all search-engines.

BUUUUUUUUUUUURNED!

Conclusion: Even the internet is not quite sure about shane sacobie, according to results from all search-engines.

celtic woman

Negative 0% 735 results
Positive 100% 37,201,978 results
Negative 0% 284 results

Conclusion: The internet is 100% positive on the subject of celtic woman, according to results from all search-engines.

*in love*
Actually, I'm surprised there were more negative results for celtic woman than "Don't Care".

heroine of the dragon

Negative 35%164 results
Positive 52.6%246 results
Don't Care 12.4%58 results

That's a lot of results.

Dang, I can't believe "Zaidon" got more results than "metal man88". He has his own website!

**X-3** · 06-02-2010, 06:33 PM

X-3

Negative: 2.2%-20 results
Positive: 97.8%-879 results

I thought people hated that movie.

Redshirt · 06-02-2010, 06:51 PM

Mushman:

Negative 23.5%
4 results
Positive 76.5%
13 results
Don't care 0%
0 results

Mush Man:

Negative 12.9%
232 results
Positive 81.1%
1,459 results
Don't care 6.1%
109 results

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-02-2010, 07:52 PM

<--
Positive: 0
Negative: 0
Don't care: 0

Al Hayfever
Positive: 0
Negative: 0
Don't care: 0

[real name]
Positive: 0
Negative: 0
Don't care: 0

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Zaden · 06-03-2010, 01:37 AM

Why is the internet so positive about testicular surgery?

Vgfian · 06-03-2010, 01:48 PM

Teen sex (using google)

negative 10.2% 118 results
Positive 89.6% 1035 results
Don't care 0.2% 2 results

Radiohead (google)

Negative 21.6%
1,194 results
Positive 78%
4,304 results
Don't care 0.4%
20 results

God (google again)

Negative 5.3%
15,112 results
Positive 94.4%
268,580 results
Don't Care 0.3%
728 results

Jesus (google)

N: 2.4%
6,122 results
P: 97.2%
247,986 results
DC: 0.4%
1,093 results

Bomby · 06-03-2010, 10:45 PM

Chungking Express:

Negative:
0.4%
1 results

Positive:
99.6%
223 results

Don't Care:
0%
0 results

Metal Man · 06-04-2010, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaidon

metal man88

(1 result)
Conclusion: The internet is 100% negative on the subject of metal man88, according to results from all search-engines.

BUUUUUUUUUUUURNED!

Dang, I can't believe "Zaidon" got more results than "metal man88". He has his own website!

That's because ya typed it in all wrong.

Negative: 20% (1 result)
Positive: 60% (3 results)
Don't Care: 20% (1 result)

Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of metalman88, according to results from all search-engines.

It'd pick up even more if it bothered to allow underscores.

Jailbreaker · 06-04-2010, 04:52 PM

0%
0 results
0%
0 results
0%
0 results
Conclusion: Even the internet is not quite sure about jailbreaker, according to results from Google.

Zaden · 06-04-2010, 06:06 PM

^^stupid space...

the_3rd_hunter · 03-28-2012, 09:46 PM

What a fun waste of time.

Bomby · 03-28-2012, 11:09 PM

George Clooney:
Negative - 1.6% (311 hits)
Positive - 98.2% (19k+ hits)
Indifferent - 0.2% (33 hits)

I think that speaks for itself. George Clooney rocks.

02-19-2010, 08:57 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	What does the internet think? whatdoestheinternetthink?net Type in something, and the internet searches the web and calculates the number of positive, negative, and "don't care" results related to what you've typed. Pretty fun to mess around on. Here's a couple I did: "VGF" 11.7% negative (9 results) 84.4% positive (65 results) 3.9% don't care (3 results) "Virginian goat farmers" 33.3% negative (17 results) 64.7% positive (33 results) 2% don't care (1 result) "Valigarmander" 16.7% negative (1 result) 66.7% positive (4 results) 16.7% don't care (1 result) "Robert Ryan" (my name) 30.6% negative (1669 results) 58.3% positive (3177 results) 11.1% don't care (606 results) Seems good. "Sexcopter" 100% negative (1 result) 0% positive (0 results) 0% don't care (0 results) SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE INTERNET. Post your searches here. If you don't get many results, try expanding the number of engines you use in the search.

02-19-2010, 09:09 PM	#2
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	"Your face" 0.7% negative (6,362 results) 1.1% positive (10,489 results) 98.2% dont care (934,200 results) OH SNAP. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

02-20-2010, 04:54 PM	#3
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Tazy Ten 0% negative (0 results) 0% positive (0 results) 0% dont care (0 results) Even the internet is not quite sure about tazy ten, according to results from Google. Left 4 Dead 2 .3% negative (122 results) 99.7% positive (41,025 results) 0% dont care (0 results) Huh. Activision 66.3% negative (666 results) 32.8% positive (329 results) 0.9% don't care (9 results) Whoring it up, lol.

02-20-2010, 06:06 PM	#4
PONIES Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Griffon village Gender: Posts: 2,508 Thanks: 680 Thanked 54 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 9	Keroro Gunso Negative: 0% 0 results Positive: 100% 58 results Don't Care: 0% 0 results

02-20-2010, 10:34 PM	#5
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,548 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	Democrat Negative: 0% (2,383 Results) Positive: 100% (15,433,748 Results) Don't Care: 0% (850 Results) Republican Negative: 59.7% (50,303,273 Results) Positive: 40.3% (33,916,025 Results) Don't Care: 0% (2,581 Results) Well, those were some unexpected results. I did all search engines, by the way, not just one.

02-21-2010, 12:55 AM	#6
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	"T3hdarkness" 20% negative (1 results) 60% positive (3 results) 20% don't care (1 results) "(My Name)" 36.8% negative (7 results) 57.9% positive (11 results) 5.3% don't care (1 results)

02-21-2010, 04:14 PM	#7
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I couldn't help this first one. 31.7% 3,911 results 68% 8,382 results 0.2% 29 results Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of your mom, according to results from Google. and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: I like how Facebook enables me to be a fan of your mom. 2.9% 9 results 96.5% 301 results 0.6% 2 results Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of artificial intelligence, according to results from Google. 9.4% 7,286 results 90.2% 70,021 results 0.4% 323 results Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of death, according to results from Google. ... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: @OnePiecePodcast You won't believe how many Ace fans are in denial of Ace's death. Why is it so hard for people to accept it?

02-21-2010, 04:52 PM	#8
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	DarkZero 66.4% Negative: 77 results 17.2% Positive: 20 results 16.4% Don't Care: 19 results Conclusion: The internet is mainly negative on the subject of darkzero, according to results from all search-engines. ... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: ...... (sorry, currently no one seems to have an opinion on darkzero) Diet Pepsi 0% Negative: 595 results 100% Positive: 11,202,058 results 0% Don't Care: 144 results Conclusion: The internet is 100% positive on the subject of diet pepsi, according to results from all search-engines. ... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: A perfect reason Fridays ROCK: @swarnke brought me a Diet Pepsi. She rocks it all the way down! Sheep Man 15% Negative: 1,878 results 78.9% Positive: 9,907 results 6.2% Don't Care: 773 results Conclusion: The internet is mainly positive on the subject of sheep man, according to results from all search-engines. ... and, accordingly, someone on Twitter says: A ***** got whips like the farmer got sheep, as in matter fact i got sheep like the farmer man, i ain't plan i just bought a brandnew lamb.

06-02-2010, 04:42 PM	#9
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Zaidon Negative=25%(1) Positive=75%(3) Don't Care=0%(0) Who said something negative?! R2-D2 Negative 15.7% 171 results Positive 79.4% 862 results Don't Care 4.9% 53 results Firestorm Negative 24.9% 335 results Positive 66.2% 890 results Don't Care 8.9% 120 results Saria Dragon Negative 30.4% 7 results Positive 69.6% 16 results My Conclusion: There's NOBODY who doesn't care about Saria Dragon! metal man88 (1 result) Conclusion: The internet is 100% negative on the subject of metal man88, according to results from all search-engines. BUUUUUUUUUUUURNED! Conclusion: Even the internet is not quite sure about shane sacobie, according to results from all search-engines. celtic woman Negative 0% 735 results Positive 100% 37,201,978 results Negative 0% 284 results Conclusion: The internet is 100% positive on the subject of celtic woman, according to results from all search-engines. in love Actually, I'm surprised there were more negative results for celtic woman than "Don't Care". heroine of the dragon Negative 35%164 results Positive 52.6%246 results Don't Care 12.4%58 results That's a lot of results. Dang, I can't believe "Zaidon" got more results than "metal man88". He has his own website!

06-02-2010, 06:33 PM	#10
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	X-3 Negative: 2.2%-20 results Positive: 97.8%-879 results I thought people hated that movie.

06-02-2010, 06:51 PM	#11
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Mushman: Negative 23.5% 4 results Positive 76.5% 13 results Don't care 0% 0 results Mush Man: Negative 12.9% 232 results Positive 81.1% 1,459 results Don't care 6.1% 109 results

06-02-2010, 07:52 PM	#12
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	<-- Positive: 0 Negative: 0 Don't care: 0 Al Hayfever Positive: 0 Negative: 0 Don't care: 0 [real name] Positive: 0 Negative: 0 Don't care: 0 And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-03-2010, 01:37 AM	#13
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Why is the internet so positive about testicular surgery?

06-03-2010, 01:48 PM	#14
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Teen sex (using google) negative 10.2% 118 results Positive 89.6% 1035 results Don't care 0.2% 2 results Radiohead (google) Negative 21.6% 1,194 results Positive 78% 4,304 results Don't care 0.4% 20 results God (google again) Negative 5.3% 15,112 results Positive 94.4% 268,580 results Don't Care 0.3% 728 results Jesus (google) N: 2.4% 6,122 results P: 97.2% 247,986 results DC: 0.4% 1,093 results

06-03-2010, 10:45 PM	#15
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Chungking Express: Negative: 0.4% 1 results Positive: 99.6% 223 results Don't Care: 0% 0 results

06-04-2010, 04:52 PM	#17
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	0% 0 results 0% 0 results 0% 0 results Conclusion: Even the internet is not quite sure about jailbreaker, according to results from Google.

06-04-2010, 06:06 PM	#18
Zaden Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: in the beak of a mighty condor Gender: Posts: 991 Thanks: 273 Thanked 88 Times in 51 Posts Blog Entries: 5	^^stupid space...

03-28-2012, 09:46 PM	#19
the_3rd_hunter Newbie Join Date: Mar 2012 Gender: Posts: 16 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	What a fun waste of time.

03-28-2012, 11:09 PM	#20
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	George Clooney: Negative - 1.6% (311 hits) Positive - 98.2% (19k+ hits) Indifferent - 0.2% (33 hits) I think that speaks for itself. George Clooney rocks.