Get crabs from chinese vending machine

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-23-2010, 11:02 AM

Vending Machine Sells Live Crabs | Japan Probe (via MetaFilter)

Slow news day in Japan, so they went to China and totally spilled the beans on their new vending machine hijinks.

Also, funny comment:

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Originally Posted by http://www.metafilter.com/96911/Crab-Vending-Machine#3339007

You just know some guy's gonna get his crab stuck on the spindle without falling off into the chute, and he'll be rocking the machine back and forth until it falls over and not only will it crush him HE'LL BE SMOTHERED WITH LIVE CRABS.

He'll be a CRUSHED ASIAN covered with CRUSTACEANS!

Jailbreaker · 10-23-2010, 04:06 PM

There's an STD joke in here somewhere.

Metal Man · 10-23-2010, 05:46 PM

Something tells me sleeping with this vending machine is a bad idea...

**Valigarmander** · 10-23-2010, 06:18 PM

You can already get crabs from Japanese vending machines.

Dizzy · 10-23-2010, 07:37 PM

^I initially thought of that joke, as well.

10-23-2010, 04:06 PM	#2
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	There's an STD joke in here somewhere.

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10-23-2010, 06:18 PM	#4
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10-23-2010, 07:37 PM	#5
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	^I initially thought of that joke, as well.