Funny/stupid things that happened to you or that you've seen? - VGF

Sim Kid · 06-03-2004, 09:51 PM

One time, I was so close to beating Blacmore at the bottom of Hell gate in Tactics Ogre I could taste it. Right as my level 50 Debordes was delivering the Final Hit, the power goes out and I realized I haven't saved since B50. I rattled off every profanity known to mankind because I had been playing for almost 3 and a half hours.

Another time, I was riding home on the School Bus with the Window open. The car next to us is being driven by like a 18-20 year old who's got Blink182 on full blast with all the windows open and then we stop at the red light by the Preschool and the next song is where they rattle off every swear word you can think of-And there are preschoolers outside having Recess and they can hear it all, and so can the people on the Bus.

Another time, I was playing Gameboy with my Dachshund on my lap and I sneezed in her face-And she doesn't like to be Blown in her face, and then she attacked me.

I'll post more as I remember them.

**L007 is Undecided** · 06-03-2004, 10:00 PM

Ah, man. I can't tell you the number of times my cats screwed up my video game playing. The earliest I can remember was when I was sick from school. I had rented Super Mario All Stars earlier, and the cart had the SMB3 Select trick which cycles through Mario's forms. Well, I was enjoying it, when Hobbes, one of my cats, decided to walk right past the cord socket, pulling it out, and undoing the cheat thing. Also, he nearly pulled the cord off of other games later, the most recent my Gamecube because I had it on my dresser with my TV which is close to the window they like to look out of.

Now that I have the computer on the dresser and my small TV on the ground, now Hobbes and Raoul (just pronounce it the Spansih male name) like to lay in front of the TV screen, wishing to distract me.
But, I love my cats, so no harm done.

Vapor · 12-29-2005, 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yami Yoshi:
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**L007 is Undecided** · 12-29-2005, 11:10 AM

It's the bump of the year.

Cataclysmic Paradox · 12-29-2005, 11:26 AM

Well, now the the topic has been bumped... One time, me, my parents, two of my uncles, and an aunt-to-be went on a motercycle trip. Late in the trip, we stopped at a McDonalds. One of my uncles decided to be funny, and asked for half a cookie. I didn't actually see it happen, since I was playing my DS, but my parents told me about it.

Also, a few days ago, I was out shopping with my mom. We walked past a woman with her two little girls riding in the cart. As we walked by, the little girls called me a butthead.

And that's pretty much all that I can think of, right now.

Fredfan · 12-29-2005, 07:30 PM

There is certainly no shortage of stupid things that I've done or had done to me.

A couple weeks ago I was going to a friend's surprise party, for which we had to dress up nice for some reason. It was dark and I couldn't remember the address, so as I was walking around the street looking for the house my friend pulled up and saw me standing in her driveway. Of course, she wondered what I was doing there, but I made a last ditch effort and told her I was going to the house of another friend who lives nearby. So there I was, walking down a dark street at 6:00 in the rain wearing slacks and a nice button-down shirt all for the sake of preserving a surprise that was pretty much ruined anyway, and after that I had to come back so I could participate in the actual party.

If that wasn't bad enough, the drinks they served included that syrup you mix with soda to give it a cherry flavor. Well, genius that I am, I assumed it was just plain soda to begin with and poured a whole glass. The first sip was the best thing I ever tasted, but with each following sip I started to feel progressively sicker. I downed half the glass before somebody finally told me I wasn't supposed to drink it straight. Good for a laugh, but I didn't move much for the rest of the night.

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 12-29-2005, 09:32 PM

Overheard this on MapleStory;

"lol your wearing a pink dress"
"Hey its orihalcon an it increases STR"
"the only str you'll get is in the back of my hand you SISSY GIRL"

Bomby · 12-30-2005, 11:23 PM

50 Cent on the cover of GQ.

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Chunky Kong12345 · 12-31-2005, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beam Yosho the Drunkard:
Overheard this on MapleStory;

"lol your wearing a pink dress"
"Hey its orihalcon an it increases STR"
"the only str you'll get is in the back of my hand you SISSY GIRL"

You play it? IGN?

06-03-2004, 09:51 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 32,708.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 33,208.04 Donate	One time, I was so close to beating Blacmore at the bottom of Hell gate in Tactics Ogre I could taste it. Right as my level 50 Debordes was delivering the Final Hit, the power goes out and I realized I haven't saved since B50. I rattled off every profanity known to mankind because I had been playing for almost 3 and a half hours. Another time, I was riding home on the School Bus with the Window open. The car next to us is being driven by like a 18-20 year old who's got Blink182 on full blast with all the windows open and then we stop at the red light by the Preschool and the next song is where they rattle off every swear word you can think of-And there are preschoolers outside having Recess and they can hear it all, and so can the people on the Bus. Another time, I was playing Gameboy with my Dachshund on my lap and I sneezed in her face-And she doesn't like to be Blown in her face, and then she attacked me. I'll post more as I remember them.

06-03-2004, 10:00 PM	#2
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,339 Thanks: 90 Thanked 292 Times in 172 Posts Points: 2,046.91 Bank: 15,959.16 Total Points: 18,006.07 Donate	Ah, man. I can't tell you the number of times my cats screwed up my video game playing. The earliest I can remember was when I was sick from school. I had rented Super Mario All Stars earlier, and the cart had the SMB3 Select trick which cycles through Mario's forms. Well, I was enjoying it, when Hobbes, one of my cats, decided to walk right past the cord socket, pulling it out, and undoing the cheat thing. Also, he nearly pulled the cord off of other games later, the most recent my Gamecube because I had it on my dresser with my TV which is close to the window they like to look out of. Now that I have the computer on the dresser and my small TV on the ground, now Hobbes and Raoul (just pronounce it the Spansih male name) like to lay in front of the TV screen, wishing to distract me. But, I love my cats, so no harm done.

12-29-2005, 11:10 AM	#4
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,339 Thanks: 90 Thanked 292 Times in 172 Posts Points: 2,046.91 Bank: 15,959.16 Total Points: 18,006.07 Donate	It's the bump of the year.

12-29-2005, 11:26 AM	#5
Cataclysmic Paradox Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Hiding from the voices... Shh... Gender: Posts: 576 Thanks: 4 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 6,701.02 Bank: 27,619.25 Total Points: 34,320.27 Donate	Well, now the the topic has been bumped... One time, me, my parents, two of my uncles, and an aunt-to-be went on a motercycle trip. Late in the trip, we stopped at a McDonalds. One of my uncles decided to be funny, and asked for half a cookie. I didn't actually see it happen, since I was playing my DS, but my parents told me about it. Also, a few days ago, I was out shopping with my mom. We walked past a woman with her two little girls riding in the cart. As we walked by, the little girls called me a butthead. And that's pretty much all that I can think of, right now.

12-29-2005, 07:30 PM	#6
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,696.85 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 2,217.05 Donate	There is certainly no shortage of stupid things that I've done or had done to me. A couple weeks ago I was going to a friend's surprise party, for which we had to dress up nice for some reason. It was dark and I couldn't remember the address, so as I was walking around the street looking for the house my friend pulled up and saw me standing in her driveway. Of course, she wondered what I was doing there, but I made a last ditch effort and told her I was going to the house of another friend who lives nearby. So there I was, walking down a dark street at 6:00 in the rain wearing slacks and a nice button-down shirt all for the sake of preserving a surprise that was pretty much ruined anyway, and after that I had to come back so I could participate in the actual party. If that wasn't bad enough, the drinks they served included that syrup you mix with soda to give it a cherry flavor. Well, genius that I am, I assumed it was just plain soda to begin with and poured a whole glass. The first sip was the best thing I ever tasted, but with each following sip I started to feel progressively sicker. I downed half the glass before somebody finally told me I wasn't supposed to drink it straight. Good for a laugh, but I didn't move much for the rest of the night. Long Live Fred the Spanyard

12-29-2005, 09:32 PM	#7
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,429.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,929.39 Donate	Overheard this on MapleStory; "lol your wearing a pink dress" "Hey its orihalcon an it increases STR" "the only str you'll get is in the back of my hand you SISSY GIRL"

12-30-2005, 11:23 PM	#8
Bomby Needle in the Hay Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: The People's Republic of Madison, WI Gender: Posts: 14,655 Thanks: 202 Thanked 442 Times in 310 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 3,012.53 Bank: 1,894,702.97 Total Points: 1,897,715.50 Donate	50 Cent on the cover of GQ. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]