Scenes From a Hat - Page 4

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-12-2004, 12:03 PM

The Many Adventures of Reynold the Civilian Contractor Part 3: Trying to Get His Girlfriend Back by Calling Her a Lot and Begging Into her Answering Machine.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-12-2004, 12:46 PM

It's a Wonderful Life (Killing-spree ending)

Zagros · 12-12-2004, 01:46 PM

Curious George and the Chainsaw Massacre

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-14-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zagros:
Curious George and the Chainsaw Massacre

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. It's SCOREBOARD!
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Ace:1
Capt:1
ML:1
SML:1
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Bad Things to Say to a Black Person

Bomby · 12-14-2004, 10:07 PM

"You know, with all the problems with equal rights and starvation and finding jobs, maybe America was better off before slavery was abolished. Word dizzog."

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-14-2004, 10:40 PM

"I engaged in sexual intercourse with your spouse or significant other."

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-15-2004, 01:05 AM

"Hey, do you know any good fried chicken places around here?"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Kain Highwind · 12-15-2004, 04:00 PM

"What is this 'cracker' you speak of?"

The Missing Link · 12-15-2004, 08:55 PM

"Oy boy my first potential recruitment! Hi, I'm a new Klansman, and I was wondering if..."

"There are some who call me... Link?"

"Carpe Gaium Domesticum!" (Seize the Cucco!)
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Introbulus · 12-15-2004, 11:52 PM

"Wow! That's a nice tan!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-16-2004, 01:38 AM

"...Chocolate!"

[sage] · 12-16-2004, 08:52 PM

Yo bro, my homie G, fo shizzle my nizzle, watz up nigga.

Gumby, dammit · 12-17-2004, 07:16 AM

'I hope you don't mind I called you a buster. Whatever that is.'

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-21-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace Mercury:
"...Chocolate!"

Running out of ideas for the SCOREBOARD!
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Intro:2
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Zagros:1

What Jews Think of Christmas

The Yoshimaster · 12-21-2004, 02:21 PM

"Thank God our holiday isn't commercialized like that."

Alucard · 12-21-2004, 07:17 PM

Luckily we get several days of gifts...they only get one!

[sage] · 12-21-2004, 09:41 PM

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
My friends wont let me join in any games.
And I cant sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph
`Cause there's something wrong with me.
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing
Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh
And what the **** is up with lighting all these
****ing candles tell me please?!

I'm a Jew,
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
`Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas.

Donezdude · 12-21-2004, 09:59 PM

"HAHAHA! We get FIERY CANDLES! OoOoOoOo! *inflicts burns with menorah*

The Missing Link · 12-21-2004, 10:29 PM

"Dreidel dreidel dreidel
I made it out of clay
When it's dry and ready
Dreidel I will play...

Alright, seventy-seventh verse. Same as the last one--

Dreidel dreidel dreidel..."

"There are some who call me... Link?"

"Carpe Gaium Domesticum!" (Seize the Cucco!)
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***CaptHayfever*** · 12-22-2004, 10:27 AM

"What? What is this? Another goy holiday printed on the calendar? Why is Christmas on here, but not Rosh Hashanah? Oy vey, when I was a kindeloch back in the old country, our calendar never had Christmas on it!"

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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12-16-2004, 01:38 AM	#71
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12-16-2004, 08:52 PM	#72
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,138 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts Points: 38,288.57 Bank: 923.79 Total Points: 39,212.36 Donate	Yo bro, my homie G, fo shizzle my nizzle, watz up nigga.

12-17-2004, 07:16 AM	#73
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12-21-2004, 09:41 PM	#77
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,138 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts Points: 38,288.57 Bank: 923.79 Total Points: 39,212.36 Donate	It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. My friends wont let me join in any games. And I cant sing Christmas songs Or decorate a Christmas tree Or leave water out for Rudolph `Cause there's something wrong with me. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew On Christmas. Hanukkah is nice but why is it That Santa passes over my house every year? And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes Instead of Silent Night I'm singing Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh And what the ** is up with lighting all these **ing candles tell me please?! I'm a Jew, A lonely Jew I can't be merry `Cause I'm Hebrew On Christmas.

12-21-2004, 09:59 PM	#78
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12-22-2004, 10:27 AM	#80
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