Scenes From a Hat

Chunky Kong12345 · 11-04-2004, 12:02 PM

If you've ever seen Whose Line, you'll know how it's played. If not, here's how.

I say some kind of wacky thing and you make up the funniest things you cna think of about that thing. For example:

Things you can say about your bike, but not your girlfriend

Person 1: You can fit 4 on here!

Ready?

Reasons Why You Should Never Put Toast In The Microwave

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-04-2004, 01:12 PM

(reading bag) "It's Ironkids bread."

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

[ November 04, 2004, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: CaptHayfever ]

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-04-2004, 01:21 PM

< puts toast in the microwave >

< doorbell sounds >

< answers door >

"Hello?"

< gets punched in the face >

Black Skull Dragoshi · 11-04-2004, 01:31 PM

In Soviet Russia,toast microwaves YOU!

[ November 04, 2004, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: Adrammalech the 2nd,A.K.A. BSD ]

Alucard · 11-04-2004, 04:44 PM

lets just set this for one minute...*BOOM!*

Kain Highwind · 11-04-2004, 05:49 PM

Great. NOW IT SHRUNKED.

Introbulus · 11-04-2004, 07:05 PM

O.o ZOMBIE BREAD! Run for your LIVES!

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-04-2004, 09:00 PM

Terrorists put their toast in the microwave. Are you a terrorist!?

DarthButcher · 11-04-2004, 09:12 PM

The toast knows what you do. If you toast it, it will toast you!

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Chunky Kong12345 · 11-09-2004, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bowser: Vote Me for 2004:
O.o ZOMBIE BREAD! Run for your LIVES!

Winner.

Scores:
Introbulus - 1

Ways To Not Win An Olympic Gold Medal

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-09-2004, 10:37 AM

*gets into runner's starting stance*
BANG!
*gets up and starts strolling casually*

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

The Dragon · 11-09-2004, 04:06 PM

*pulls out chainsaw and eliminates competetion*

Kain Highwind · 11-09-2004, 04:10 PM

Judge: On your mark... Get set....

*BAM!*

Runner: *Ducks and covers* GUN FIRE!!!!

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-09-2004, 06:11 PM

"Well, I could show up to the event and win recognition for my country, or I could play Grand Theft Auto...."

Minister of Silly Walks · 11-09-2004, 07:04 PM

Alright, training time! Let's jog around metro Detroit and say nice things to the people you see!

Black Skull Dragoshi · 11-10-2004, 05:12 AM

Announcer:On your mark,get set,GO!*Shoots gun the air*

Runner:*Runs in reverse*

Alucard · 11-10-2004, 06:48 AM

*Buzzer*

*Jumps off the hi board, dose some weak stunts, and drowns upon impact with pool.*

Introbulus · 11-10-2004, 09:43 AM

(Eating something)

...Wait, we're supposed to throw the shot-put? Meh...oh well.

(Continues eating it)

OcarinaMan · 11-10-2004, 10:51 AM

*Falls off of balance beam*

I knew I should have stuck with rythmic gymnastics!

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-10-2004, 02:00 PM

"What do you mean Dance Dance Revolution isn't an Olympic event!?"

11-04-2004, 12:02 PM	#1
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,623 Thanks: 80 Thanked 377 Times in 273 Posts Points: 190.91 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,579.03 Donate	If you've ever seen Whose Line, you'll know how it's played. If not, here's how. I say some kind of wacky thing and you make up the funniest things you cna think of about that thing. For example: Things you can say about your bike, but not your girlfriend Person 1: You can fit 4 on here! Ready? Reasons Why You Should Never Put Toast In The Microwave

11-04-2004, 01:12 PM	#2
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,092 Thanks: 331 Thanked 1,048 Times in 632 Posts Points: 125,316.38 Bank: 2,971.57 Total Points: 128,287.94 Donate	(reading bag) "It's Ironkids bread." And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!" [ November 04, 2004, 02:15 PM: Message edited by: CaptHayfever ]

11-04-2004, 01:21 PM	#3
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,876.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,081.00 Donate	< puts toast in the microwave > < doorbell sounds > < answers door > "Hello?" < gets punched in the face >

11-04-2004, 01:31 PM	#4
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 781.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,281.00 Donate	In Soviet Russia,toast microwaves YOU! [ November 04, 2004, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: Adrammalech the 2nd,A.K.A. BSD ]

11-04-2004, 04:44 PM	#5
Alucard Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Hatsurah Gender: Posts: 4,620 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,209.67 Bank: 8,588.03 Total Points: 13,797.70 Donate	lets just set this for one minute...BOOM!

11-04-2004, 05:49 PM	#6
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 8,505.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 57,549.48 Donate	Great. NOW IT SHRUNKED.

11-04-2004, 07:05 PM	#7
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,161 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 5,648.20 Bank: 1,266.59 Total Points: 6,914.79 Donate	O.o ZOMBIE BREAD! Run for your LIVES!

11-04-2004, 09:00 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,876.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,081.00 Donate	Terrorists put their toast in the microwave. Are you a terrorist!?

11-04-2004, 09:12 PM	#9
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 37,468.96 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 37,978.96 Donate	The toast knows what you do. If you toast it, it will toast you! -~ ~- Quote of the Week: "The Adventures of Poople and Rookie"-Darth Buthcer- Nintendo/ Video Game Quote of the Week: "I am Reggie Fils-Aime and I am about kicking ass." -Reggie FIls-Aime, E3 2004- Movie Quote of the Week:"I am Ronery."-Kim Li, Team America

11-09-2004, 10:37 AM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,092 Thanks: 331 Thanked 1,048 Times in 632 Posts Points: 125,316.38 Bank: 2,971.57 Total Points: 128,287.94 Donate	gets into runner's starting stance BANG! gets up and starts strolling casually And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-09-2004, 04:06 PM	#12
The Dragon Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Who cares? No one likes me. Posts: 232 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 995.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,495.00 Donate	pulls out chainsaw and eliminates competetion

11-09-2004, 04:10 PM	#13
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 8,505.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 57,549.48 Donate	Judge: On your mark... Get set.... BAM! Runner: Ducks and covers GUN FIRE!!!!

11-09-2004, 06:11 PM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,876.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,081.00 Donate	"Well, I could show up to the event and win recognition for my country, or I could play Grand Theft Auto...."

11-09-2004, 07:04 PM	#15
Minister of Silly Walks Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 24,005 Thanks: 709 Thanked 761 Times in 431 Posts Points: 86,748.24 Bank: 230,510.85 Total Points: 317,259.10 Donate	Alright, training time! Let's jog around metro Detroit and say nice things to the people you see!

11-10-2004, 05:12 AM	#16
Black Skull Dragoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wherever the wind takes me. Posts: 1,032 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 781.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,281.00 Donate	Announcer:On your mark,get set,GO!Shoots gun the air Runner:Runs in reverse

11-10-2004, 06:48 AM	#17
Alucard Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Hatsurah Gender: Posts: 4,620 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,209.67 Bank: 8,588.03 Total Points: 13,797.70 Donate	Buzzer Jumps off the hi board, dose some weak stunts, and drowns upon impact with pool.

11-10-2004, 09:43 AM	#18
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,161 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 5,648.20 Bank: 1,266.59 Total Points: 6,914.79 Donate	(Eating something) ...Wait, we're supposed to throw the shot-put? Meh...oh well. (Continues eating it)

11-10-2004, 10:51 AM	#19
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,977.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,477.77 Donate	Falls off of balance beam I knew I should have stuck with rythmic gymnastics!

11-10-2004, 02:00 PM	#20
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,876.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,081.00 Donate	"What do you mean Dance Dance Revolution isn't an Olympic event!?"