Horrible and ridiculous names for boys, girls and whatever

Tub-O-Troopa · 12-02-2004, 02:19 AM

However many you can think of. Reasons aren't necessary since half the time the name will speak for itself.

Boys:
Phinnaeus
Bertram
Waluigi

Girls:
Geraldine
Blanche
Lola
Gertie
Yvonne
Shakira

[ December 02, 2004, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: Gloomtail ]

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 12-02-2004, 02:26 AM

Boys: Gavin.

I hate my ****ing name.

Tub-O-Troopa · 12-02-2004, 02:38 AM

They could have done much worse.

I also think giving a girl a boyish name and a boy a girlish name is awful. I've heard of a boy named Marion and girls named Jordan. Poor kids.

Trixie and Dolly are also bad because they reek of prostitution.

Then there's fat names like Bertha.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 12-02-2004, 03:06 AM

Eh, your right.

My grandmother wanted me named "Gusteth." (or however it's spelled.)

...:Cough.:

Tub-O-Troopa · 12-02-2004, 03:13 AM

...that goes on there as well.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 12-02-2004, 03:33 AM

I don't know if there's really any names I dislike. I mean, I'd never name my own children certain names and there's just a few names that seem to come with a... difficult... personality. But still!

<__< I don't see anything wrong with Gusteth, it's just not something you expect to hear in many places. My Nanna would've liked me to be named Érzebet, which would simply mean I'd been an Elizabeth.

***CaptHayfever*** · 12-02-2004, 01:02 PM

Some real ones that are real bad:

Marion Michael Morrison (John Wayne)
Michael Learned (the mom from The Waltons)
Berkeley Breathed (Bloom County/Outland/Opus cartoonist)
Female Jones (pronounced fem-ali, my uncle once baptized a kid with that name)
Al Hayfever (....wait a minute....)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 12-02-2004, 04:03 PM

Maurice, means little tyrant or something...

Nabooru98 · 12-02-2004, 04:04 PM

Couldn't this topic be offensive? What if there are people on VGF who are actually named these things?

Kain Highwind · 12-02-2004, 04:55 PM

I hate the name Gaye(sp?). It just doesn't sound right.

aikula2001 · 12-02-2004, 06:19 PM

I love the name Gavin. =D

Guys: Gaylord, Morris, Bronson, Benton, Boris, Harry (dude...have you ever heard a name that sounds like it needs to be shaved? O.o), Frederick, Wilfred.

Girls: Bertha, Mildred, Beatrice, Nan, Flossie, Bessie, Cornelia (too regal sounding x_X).

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 12-02-2004, 07:24 PM

Hmmm I was reading some place recently how some kid got named "Hippopotamus". -__- I can only imagine his/her school years... Poooor thing!!!

I don't like my own name all that much. My parents could have asked me before inflicting me with it... LOL Ah well, they liked it!

KirbyKing · 12-02-2004, 07:55 PM

"Joyful." Poor girl. The office seemed to call down this "Joyful Shorts" quite often for some reason.

SuperLuigi64 · 12-02-2004, 08:35 PM

[Shut up, little twerp]

[ December 02, 2004, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: Gloomtail ]

Cornell J · 12-02-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Yvonne

Watch it, that's my baby's name.

Andre's real name I'm not to fond of, maybe because Andre sounds better.

Now, what I hate, is what half his middle name is, Kristopher (Kristopher-Andre).
I absolutley DESPISE it.

I hate names that don't fit the person at all.

For example:
Rico, you'd think it'd be some puertorican or hispanic guy, but I know a huge black guy name Rico, don't fit.

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 12-02-2004, 09:05 PM

Heh, orangello and ********** would suck too. That woman must have been plastered when she named em that... or morphine laden

Bomby · 12-02-2004, 10:06 PM

Girls:
Gertrude
Beatrice

Boys:
Yancy
Adolf

Tub-O-Troopa · 12-02-2004, 10:20 PM

..Yancy? That's a new one.

Quincy is a pretty bad name, but it suits Jason's iguana.

And Elrond, they'll just have to show some maturity and self control, and not spaz out because of it. I think they can do this easily. Can you?

Bomby · 12-02-2004, 10:26 PM

Quincy isn't that bad... reminds me of one of my favorite movie characters... actually, it is a bad name.

First person to say Day-Day or Rashell gets shot.

[ December 02, 2004, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: The Predator ]

[sage] · 12-02-2004, 11:34 PM

Never really had a prefernce for boys names, although I guess any name that sounds stupid would suck.

Girls:
Gertrude
Bertha

are two of the worst names i've heard for girls.

12-02-2004, 02:19 AM	#1
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12-02-2004, 02:26 AM	#2
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12-02-2004, 02:38 AM	#3
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12-02-2004, 03:06 AM	#4
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12-02-2004, 03:13 AM	#5
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12-02-2004, 03:33 AM	#6
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12-02-2004, 01:02 PM	#7
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12-02-2004, 04:03 PM	#8
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,492.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,992.00 Donate	Maurice, means little tyrant or something...

12-02-2004, 04:04 PM	#9
Nabooru98 Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,082.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,582.00 Donate	Couldn't this topic be offensive? What if there are people on VGF who are actually named these things?

12-02-2004, 04:55 PM	#10
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,585.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,725.00 Donate	I hate the name Gaye(sp?). It just doesn't sound right.

12-02-2004, 06:19 PM	#11
aikula2001 Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Meep =) Posts: 2,136 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 735.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,235.00 Donate	I love the name Gavin. =D Guys: Gaylord, Morris, Bronson, Benton, Boris, Harry (dude...have you ever heard a name that sounds like it needs to be shaved? O.o), Frederick, Wilfred. Girls: Bertha, Mildred, Beatrice, Nan, Flossie, Bessie, Cornelia (too regal sounding x_X).

12-02-2004, 07:24 PM	#12
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12-02-2004, 07:55 PM	#13
KirbyKing Veteran Member Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 37,091 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 11,387.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,887.50 Donate	"Joyful." Poor girl. The office seemed to call down this "Joyful Shorts" quite often for some reason.

12-02-2004, 08:35 PM	#14
SuperLuigi64 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Louisiana Gender: Posts: 7,695 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,831.90 Bank: 574.34 Total Points: 4,406.24 Donate	[Shut up, little twerp] [ December 02, 2004, 09:18 PM: Message edited by: Gloomtail ]

12-02-2004, 09:05 PM	#16
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,492.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,992.00 Donate	Heh, orangello and ********** would suck too. That woman must have been plastered when she named em that... or morphine laden

12-02-2004, 10:06 PM	#17
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,733.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,798.32 Donate	Girls: Gertrude Beatrice Boys: Yancy Adolf

12-02-2004, 10:20 PM	#18
Tub-O-Troopa Do Not Feed or Poke Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Under your bed Gender: Posts: 37,114 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 10,795.33 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,295.33 Donate	..Yancy? That's a new one. Quincy is a pretty bad name, but it suits Jason's iguana. And Elrond, they'll just have to show some maturity and self control, and not spaz out because of it. I think they can do this easily. Can you?

12-02-2004, 10:26 PM	#19
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,733.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,798.32 Donate	Quincy isn't that bad... reminds me of one of my favorite movie characters... actually, it is a bad name. First person to say Day-Day or Rashell gets shot. [ December 02, 2004, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: The Predator ]

12-02-2004, 11:34 PM	#20
[sage] Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Florida Gender: Posts: 18,066 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 33,988.48 Bank: 621.69 Total Points: 34,610.17 Donate	Never really had a prefernce for boys names, although I guess any name that sounds stupid would suck. Girls: Gertrude Bertha are two of the worst names i've heard for girls.