Unusual and funny quotes from your friends and family(A new game.)

Jigsaw · 02-03-2005, 02:04 PM

Hello.I'm so proud of my new sig,that I'm going to make a game out of it!Here's how it works...

Concept

ost the funniest quote that your friends/family have said.The funniest wins.You have five days to post,OR ELSE!!11!

Scores:Whoever reaches 10 points first wins.

START QOUTIN'!

Kain Highwind · 02-03-2005, 03:29 PM

"The only thing you're going to run to is to your room to study!" -Dad

Gumby, dammit · 02-03-2005, 03:36 PM

'I WANTED A VEGGIE BURGER, BUT THEY GAVE ME BEEF!"
- My mom complaining to Applebees.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-03-2005, 04:18 PM

"There's always mermaids; why aren't there any... um, guy-maids?"
- Sister, while I was playing Chrono Cross (refering to Irenes)

**Booyakasha** · 02-03-2005, 04:22 PM

"Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?"
--My pal Jeff

Wizard Wario · 02-03-2005, 05:30 PM

"Where do you sit on one-hump camels?"
--Darcy, Age 17

Introbulus · 02-03-2005, 05:59 PM

"Marshmellow Treasures rule Evan's school of mules!"
-Evan, Cousin, age unknown. (Xp)

[ February 03, 2005, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Bowser: Vote Me for 2004 ]

Super_Mario_1987 · 02-03-2005, 10:11 PM

"Well, calling in and saying you're sick is too plain. I'll call and say that I fell down and you have to watch me"

My Grandma.

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-03-2005, 11:34 PM

^You have an awesome grandma.

"It's the law, I said so." --My sister

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

DJ Ryan · 02-04-2005, 07:46 PM

"Kiss my flat ass"
Keisha, my friend from school

Super_Mario_1987 · 02-05-2005, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
^You have an awesome grandma.

"It's the law, I said so." --My sister

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

lol she has her moments. On this day that she called the school to do this, a bunch of my friends and I were going to go watch the speech people perform and thats where the "everyone else are saying they're sick, so i'll say I fell" came in. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Cornell J · 02-05-2005, 11:11 AM

My boss missinterpretated me because his cell phone was messed up.

I was trying to say:

"I'll be a little late, I have to do something for my wife"

He answered:
"What? You're doing your wife? Okay, that's fine, get in when your done you sex freak."

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-05-2005, 03:10 PM

Another reason I rarely use a cell phone.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Fireyoshi42 · 02-05-2005, 04:09 PM

"MY GRANDSON GOT A HAPPY MEAL WHER"S HIS TOY!!!!!!!"

~Grandma

Jigsaw · 02-06-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Mr. Mario 87':
"Well, calling in and saying you're sick is too plain. I'll call and say that I fell down and you have to watch me"

My Grandma.

I'll just shorten the time limit to two days and declare the winner.You're Grandma rocks,man,so you have my vote.
Scores:
Sir Mario 87':1 point.

Keep 'em comin'!

Kain Highwind · 02-06-2005, 02:34 PM

"Ever wonder if Megaman had sensory pads around his crotch?" Jeremiah, Brother

Jigsaw · 02-09-2005, 04:23 PM

Bump.Why?Because I don't like it when my topics die.

Fireyoshi42 · 02-09-2005, 07:24 PM

Sister:"When you get old do you get fat?"

Mom:"No why do you ask that?"

Sister:"Because Grandma and Grandpa are fat!"

________________________________________
Another one:

Me:"Ow I'm bleeding!"

friend:"perhaps you'll die!"

Me:"it's not funny look here's blood!"

friend:" I can't believe it's not butter!"

Sonic 5 · 02-09-2005, 09:19 PM

Me:*shaking rolled up piece of paper*DEEP FREEZE!...DEEP FREEZE!!!...DEEP FREEZE!!!...*really confused*

Friend:Rikku,that's not a keyblade.

Me:*really confused*

Other friend:*also holding rolled up piece of paper*I've got one too!*piece of paper kinda bends*

Me:It's kinda limp...

Other friend:*confused*

Me

oes it need a pill?

Other friend:* confusion,then shock*Hentai.

Super_Mario_1987 · 02-10-2005, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fireyoishi is back:
Sister:"When you get old do you get fat?"

Mom:"No why do you ask that?"

Sister:"Because Grandma and Grandpa are fat!"

________________________________________
Another one:

Me:"Ow I'm bleeding!"

friend:"perhaps you'll die!"

Me:"it's not funny look here's blood!"

friend:" I can't believe it's not butter!"

lol [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] I think the stuff our family members say or even that we say to them are pretty funny.

02-03-2005, 02:04 PM	#1
Jigsaw Hello, VGF. I want to play a game... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ha ha ha ha ha... Gender: Posts: 6,037 Thanks: 738 Thanked 434 Times in 320 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,055.41 Bank: 25,337.38 Total Points: 27,392.79 Donate	Hello.I'm so proud of my new sig,that I'm going to make a game out of it!Here's how it works... Conceptost the funniest quote that your friends/family have said.The funniest wins.You have five days to post,OR ELSE!!11! Scores:Whoever reaches 10 points first wins. START QOUTIN'!

02-09-2005, 09:19 PM	#19
Sonic 5 Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: A Chair Gender: Posts: 2,044 Thanks: 4 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,064.60 Bank: 0.42 Total Points: 1,065.03 Donate	Me:shaking rolled up piece of paperDEEP FREEZE!...DEEP FREEZE!!!...DEEP FREEZE!!!...really confused Friend:Rikku,that's not a keyblade. Me:really confused Other friend:also holding rolled up piece of paperI've got one too!piece of paper kinda bends Me:It's kinda limp... Other friend:confused Meoes it need a pill? Other friend:* confusion,then shock*Hentai.

02-03-2005, 03:29 PM	#2
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,497.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,637.00 Donate	"The only thing you're going to run to is to your room to study!" -Dad

02-03-2005, 03:36 PM	#3
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 15,360.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,994.96 Donate	'I WANTED A VEGGIE BURGER, BUT THEY GAVE ME BEEF!" - My mom complaining to Applebees.

02-03-2005, 04:18 PM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,567.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,826.95 Donate	"There's always mermaids; why aren't there any... um, guy-maids?" - Sister, while I was playing Chrono Cross (refering to Irenes)

02-03-2005, 04:22 PM	#5
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 6,995 Thanks: 84 Thanked 453 Times in 262 Posts Points: 14,228.18 Bank: 38,891.40 Total Points: 53,119.58 Donate	"Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?" --My pal Jeff

02-03-2005, 05:30 PM	#6
Wizard Wario Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow Posts: 1,802 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,263.70 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,763.70 Donate	"Where do you sit on one-hump camels?" --Darcy, Age 17

02-03-2005, 05:59 PM	#7
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 5,179.70 Bank: 1,241.75 Total Points: 6,421.45 Donate	"Marshmellow Treasures rule Evan's school of mules!" -Evan, Cousin, age unknown. (Xp) [ February 03, 2005, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Bowser: Vote Me for 2004 ]

02-03-2005, 10:11 PM	#8
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 7,047.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,547.04 Donate	"Well, calling in and saying you're sick is too plain. I'll call and say that I fell down and you have to watch me" My Grandma.

02-03-2005, 11:34 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,787 Thanks: 238 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,630.41 Bank: 1,847.49 Total Points: 119,477.90 Donate	^You have an awesome grandma. "It's the law, I said so." --My sister And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

02-04-2005, 07:46 PM	#10
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,424 Thanks: 1,068 Thanked 716 Times in 415 Posts Points: 38,661.34 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 982,702.50 Donate	"Kiss my flat ass" Keisha, my friend from school

02-05-2005, 11:11 AM	#12
Cornell J Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,074 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,625.67 Bank: 358.60 Total Points: 12,984.27 Donate	My boss missinterpretated me because his cell phone was messed up. I was trying to say: "I'll be a little late, I have to do something for my wife" He answered: "What? You're doing your wife? Okay, that's fine, get in when your done you sex freak."

02-05-2005, 03:10 PM	#13
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,787 Thanks: 238 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,630.41 Bank: 1,847.49 Total Points: 119,477.90 Donate	Another reason I rarely use a cell phone. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

02-05-2005, 04:09 PM	#14
Fireyoshi42 Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: All I know is that I was made in China. Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,363.57 Bank: 796.33 Total Points: 7,159.90 Donate	"MY GRANDSON GOT A HAPPY MEAL WHER"S HIS TOY!!!!!!!" ~Grandma

02-06-2005, 02:34 PM	#16
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,497.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,637.00 Donate	"Ever wonder if Megaman had sensory pads around his crotch?" Jeremiah, Brother

02-09-2005, 04:23 PM	#17
Jigsaw Hello, VGF. I want to play a game... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ha ha ha ha ha... Gender: Posts: 6,037 Thanks: 738 Thanked 434 Times in 320 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,055.41 Bank: 25,337.38 Total Points: 27,392.79 Donate	Bump.Why?Because I don't like it when my topics die.

02-09-2005, 07:24 PM	#18
Fireyoshi42 Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: All I know is that I was made in China. Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,363.57 Bank: 796.33 Total Points: 7,159.90 Donate	Sister:"When you get old do you get fat?" Mom:"No why do you ask that?" Sister:"Because Grandma and Grandpa are fat!" ________________________________________ Another one: Me:"Ow I'm bleeding!" friend:"perhaps you'll die!" Me:"it's not funny look here's blood!" friend:" I can't believe it's not butter!"