Daos wants your captions.

Daos · 04-12-2005, 08:24 PM

You should know how this goes. I post a picture, you post a funny (or at least try to be) comment. Umm that's all?

Fireyoshi42 · 04-12-2005, 08:38 PM

Guy:"I don't see anything wrong in this paper cutter thingy."

Other Guy:"Now close it and you might see a problem."

*Guy chops head off*

Other Guy:"Yes!Now all my witnesses are dead!!!Wait-the blood stains!Wheres Oxy-Clean when you need it? "

Kain Highwind · 04-12-2005, 08:47 PM

The first 1 person brain surgery--and the last.

Chunky Kong12345 · 04-12-2005, 09:16 PM

The first and last filiming of Bald Jack-ass

(Hope this isn't considered censor evasion, because ass isn't censored...)

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-12-2005, 09:42 PM

Kinkos: home of the poor man's guillotine.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-12-2005, 11:43 PM

Hari-kiri for the unarmed samurai.

Fredfan · 04-13-2005, 01:08 AM

Just a few more seconds and Bill would have taken his life, but then a sudden burst of inspiration held him back. Six months later, Rogaine was on the market.

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

The Doctor · 04-13-2005, 11:32 AM

One way to cut you hair.

Super_Mario_1987 · 04-13-2005, 04:07 PM

I wonder if these things are as dangerous as they claim to be.

**S1x** · 04-13-2005, 04:48 PM

He still was not able to confirm that his brain was actually colored blue, and he really wanted to win the $20 bet, so...

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 04-14-2005, 01:53 AM

Guy: I'll prove this thing is as safe as those child-safe scissors... uhhh... my ear!!!

Daos · 04-15-2005, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace Mercury:
Kinkos: home of the poor man's guillotine.

Ace - 1

Everyone else did really good too.

Next picture.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-15-2005, 10:48 PM

"Klaatu barada nikto!"

Chunky Kong12345 · 04-16-2005, 09:43 AM

"People of-ooh, a winged thingy!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-16-2005, 10:44 AM

A major faux pas: showing up at an event with the same outfit as someone else.

The Doctor · 04-16-2005, 11:33 AM

Man 1: I thought this was surpose to be on during the day?
Man 2: You forgot to put eye holes in again didn't you.

Fredfan · 04-16-2005, 04:48 PM

"Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make... I'M FULL!"

Long Live Fred the Spanyard

Antisocial · 04-16-2005, 07:45 PM

Guy 1: ...I can't see a thing!

Guy 2: ...Sorry, I didn't hear you. I have a bucket on my head.

Super_Mario_1987 · 04-17-2005, 05:58 PM

Grandma would be proud of us with thimbles on our head.

Fireyoshi42 · 04-17-2005, 05:59 PM

Little did they know that today Costa Rica,not Costumes that make you say Eurika day.

04-12-2005, 08:24 PM	#1
Daos Banned Forum Mod Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Earth Gender: Posts: 5,118 Thanks: 65 Thanked 144 Times in 106 Posts Points: 920.97 Bank: 475,152.61 Total Points: 476,073.58 Donate	You should know how this goes. I post a picture, you post a funny (or at least try to be) comment. Umm that's all?

04-12-2005, 08:38 PM	#2
Fireyoshi42 Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: All I know is that I was made in China. Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,692.57 Bank: 796.33 Total Points: 7,488.90 Donate	Guy:"I don't see anything wrong in this paper cutter thingy." Other Guy:"Now close it and you might see a problem." Guy chops head off Other Guy:"Yes!Now all my witnesses are dead!!!Wait-the blood stains!Wheres Oxy-Clean when you need it? "

04-12-2005, 08:47 PM	#3
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 127 Thanked 118 Times in 82 Posts Points: 8,512.86 Bank: 49,043.61 Total Points: 57,556.48 Donate	The first 1 person brain surgery--and the last.

04-12-2005, 09:16 PM	#4
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04-12-2005, 09:42 PM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,879.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,084.00 Donate	Kinkos: home of the poor man's guillotine.

04-12-2005, 11:43 PM	#6
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04-13-2005, 01:08 AM	#7
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,761.85 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 2,292.45 Donate	Just a few more seconds and Bill would have taken his life, but then a sudden burst of inspiration held him back. Six months later, Rogaine was on the market. Long Live Fred the Spanyard

04-13-2005, 11:32 AM	#8
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04-13-2005, 04:07 PM	#9
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 7,425.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,925.04 Donate	I wonder if these things are as dangerous as they claim to be.

04-13-2005, 04:48 PM	#10
S1x VGF RPG Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Either over there or right here Gender: Posts: 5,168 Thanks: 16 Thanked 278 Times in 90 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 202,482.66 Bank: 90,233.04 Total Points: 292,715.71 Donate	He still was not able to confirm that his brain was actually colored blue, and he really wanted to win the $20 bet, so...

04-14-2005, 01:53 AM	#11
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 28,169 Thanks: 328 Thanked 409 Times in 313 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 128,097.07 Bank: 6,132,821.90 Total Points: 6,260,918.96 Donate	Guy: I'll prove this thing is as safe as those child-safe scissors... uhhh... my ear!!!

04-15-2005, 10:48 PM	#13
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 20,092 Thanks: 331 Thanked 1,048 Times in 632 Posts Points: 125,316.38 Bank: 2,971.57 Total Points: 128,287.94 Donate	"Klaatu barada nikto!"

04-16-2005, 09:43 AM	#14
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,623 Thanks: 80 Thanked 377 Times in 273 Posts Points: 200.91 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,589.03 Donate	"People of-ooh, a winged thingy!"

04-16-2005, 10:44 AM	#15
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,879.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,084.00 Donate	A major faux pas: showing up at an event with the same outfit as someone else.

04-16-2005, 11:33 AM	#16
The Doctor The Last Timelord. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In the TARDIS Gender: Posts: 12,189 Thanks: 454 Thanked 404 Times in 275 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 74,584.48 Bank: 3,756,709.61 Total Points: 3,831,294.08 Donate	Man 1: I thought this was surpose to be on during the day? Man 2: You forgot to put eye holes in again didn't you.

04-16-2005, 04:48 PM	#17
Fredfan Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Who wants to know? Posts: 1,739 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,761.85 Bank: 530.60 Total Points: 2,292.45 Donate	"Hey everybody, I have an announcement to make... I'M FULL!" Long Live Fred the Spanyard

04-16-2005, 07:45 PM	#18
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,329 Thanks: 4 Thanked 142 Times in 70 Posts Points: 17,376.32 Bank: 63,323.45 Total Points: 80,699.77 Donate	Guy 1: ...I can't see a thing! Guy 2: ...Sorry, I didn't hear you. I have a bucket on my head.

04-17-2005, 05:58 PM	#19
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 7,425.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,925.04 Donate	Grandma would be proud of us with thimbles on our head.

04-17-2005, 05:59 PM	#20
Fireyoshi42 Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: All I know is that I was made in China. Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,692.57 Bank: 796.33 Total Points: 7,488.90 Donate	Little did they know that today Costa Rica,not Costumes that make you say Eurika day.