How to kill spammers, then dispose of their bodies.

ZickytheDustParticle · 05-31-2005, 07:06 PM

Dusty friends help each other.

ASPLODE THEM!! Dead and disposed all in one.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 05-31-2005, 07:15 PM

"Steve! Release the Phone Spiders!"

Pieist · 05-31-2005, 07:29 PM

Why dispose them when you can eat them? They taste good with raspberries.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 05-31-2005, 08:42 PM

I'm cool with throwing them to the lions. Spammer-meat isn't good enough for the tigers

Swordmaster Link · 05-31-2005, 09:02 PM

I have 2 armies that can do with it what they please.

*points to whoever reads this*

Do you have 2 armies? Didn't think so.

**Dylan** · 05-31-2005, 11:13 PM

"OH GOD! THE CHAINS!"

~Dylan

thunt · 05-31-2005, 11:33 PM

Anything above multiple, deep lacerations with spoons is too good for them.

Adam West · 06-01-2005, 07:06 AM

"Getting Rid of a Body 101
written by Guy Ritchie for the film "Snatch".

Brick Top: Your always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol : Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig poo now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

DELICIOUS POISON · 06-01-2005, 11:14 AM

The same way I deal with everything. A sharpened ice cream scoop.

LinkManDX · 06-01-2005, 02:43 PM

Send 800,000 boxes of Viagra to his/her house, addressed from his Nigerian uncle.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 06-03-2005, 06:56 AM

O_O... hmmm I don't think chasing them down with Bob-ombs was the kind of attention they were seeking but since there's all these Bob-ombs just lying about... help yourselves, guys!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Codiekitty · 06-03-2005, 07:40 AM

Coax their browsers into jumping out of the monitor and devouring their masters.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Nightmaster · 06-04-2005, 12:42 AM

leave them Alone, tied to a chair with one arm loose and a Hammer and the power Puff Girls playing over and over. Send in 17 starved pigs. then cook and Eat the pigs. Bacon.

Wrecking Ball · 06-04-2005, 01:23 AM

An accidental collapse of their house. I insist it smashed itself.

05-31-2005, 07:06 PM	#1
ZickytheDustParticle Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: In a dustball Posts: 417 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,988.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,488.00 Donate	Dusty friends help each other. ASPLODE THEM!! Dead and disposed all in one.

05-31-2005, 07:15 PM	#2
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,664 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,914.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 24,414.39 Donate	"Steve! Release the Phone Spiders!"

05-31-2005, 07:29 PM	#3
Pieist Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: In a graveyard Gender: Posts: 1,272 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,751.01 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,251.01 Donate	Why dispose them when you can eat them? They taste good with raspberries.

05-31-2005, 08:42 PM	#4
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 24,124 Thanks: 399 Thanked 599 Times in 409 Posts Points: 28,713.03 Bank: 241,980.92 Total Points: 270,693.95 Donate	I'm cool with throwing them to the lions. Spammer-meat isn't good enough for the tigers

05-31-2005, 09:02 PM	#5
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,881 Thanks: 234 Thanked 769 Times in 544 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,111.76 Bank: 2,078,289.05 Total Points: 2,079,400.81 Donate	I have 2 armies that can do with it what they please. points to whoever reads this Do you have 2 armies? Didn't think so.

05-31-2005, 11:13 PM	#6
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,386 Thanks: 1,016 Thanked 1,007 Times in 462 Posts Points: 38,899.07 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 38,899.07 Donate	"OH GOD! THE CHAINS!" ~Dylan

05-31-2005, 11:33 PM	#7
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,602.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,102.00 Donate	Anything above multiple, deep lacerations with spoons is too good for them.

06-01-2005, 07:06 AM	#8
Adam West Mayor of Quahog Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: In my Batmobile. Gender: Posts: 12,078 Thanks: 448 Thanked 384 Times in 263 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 73,480.53 Bank: 2,335,627.09 Total Points: 2,409,107.61 Donate	"Getting Rid of a Body 101 written by Guy Ritchie for the film "Snatch". Brick Top: Your always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Sol : Would someone mind telling me, who are you? Brick Top: Then when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because there's no good in leaving it in a deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body would look like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the head of your victim and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggy's digestion. You could do this afterwards of course but you don't wanna go sifting through pig poo now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about...eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of un-cooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig."

06-01-2005, 11:14 AM	#9
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,599 Thanks: 555 Thanked 1,595 Times in 787 Posts Points: 7,716.65 Bank: 3,602,510.30 Total Points: 3,610,226.95 Donate	The same way I deal with everything. A sharpened ice cream scoop.

06-01-2005, 02:43 PM	#10
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Some call it slums, some call it nice! Gender: Posts: 3,386 Thanks: 260 Thanked 219 Times in 131 Posts Points: 19,208.45 Bank: 8,349.49 Total Points: 27,557.94 Donate	Send 800,000 boxes of Viagra to his/her house, addressed from his Nigerian uncle.

06-03-2005, 06:56 AM	#11
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 28,038 Thanks: 310 Thanked 384 Times in 296 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 24,054.81 Bank: 3,966,948.60 Total Points: 3,991,003.41 Donate	O_O... hmmm I don't think chasing them down with Bob-ombs was the kind of attention they were seeking but since there's all these Bob-ombs just lying about... help yourselves, guys!!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-03-2005, 07:40 AM	#12
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,032.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,483.46 Donate	Coax their browsers into jumping out of the monitor and devouring their masters. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-04-2005, 12:42 AM	#13
Nightmaster Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 163 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,578.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,078.00 Donate	leave them Alone, tied to a chair with one arm loose and a Hammer and the power Puff Girls playing over and over. Send in 17 starved pigs. then cook and Eat the pigs. Bacon.

06-04-2005, 01:23 AM	#14
Wrecking Ball Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Half way through smashing your house. Posts: 262 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,084.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,584.50 Donate	An accidental collapse of their house. I insist it smashed itself.