The return of Chompmaster's Advice! - Page 2

Glyph Phoenix · 09-14-2005, 08:05 PM

^Pull a Washington and make yourself the president of the Gnomes.

DarthButcher · 09-14-2005, 08:22 PM

Will I ever be accepted at VGF again?

PSYCHOKID909 · 09-14-2005, 08:25 PM

Without a working constitution? ( Hey the Articels of confediration kinda worked)

Glyph Phoenix · 09-14-2005, 08:38 PM

^Yeah, sure. I bet there aren't vicious Lawyer-Gnomes looking to exploit every little thing or little xenophobic Gnome groups looking to attack other Gnome groups out of ignorance.

Besides, with the current administration as the standard, I guess you could make all kinds of screwups and start wars and whatnot and the people would still re-elect you.

WHOAMG SATIRE

Chunky Kong12345 · 09-14-2005, 08:53 PM

BEERS OF POUND!?

DESTRUCTIVE CRTICISSIIAISMISADIFOIseaigunwaivbwraiugbvewifvgbi uwafbiu?

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-14-2005, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Capt.Hayfever: 74 and nine quarters.

No, I'm sorry. The correct answer was nine. Nine socks.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Mr.Hammermap · 09-24-2005, 08:24 PM

Alex: Cause most people are retards.
L007: No, it already did. Now I'm waiting for the SLEDGEhammer to fall, and then the JACKhammer.
Koga: No. This is the world that Micheal Jackson threw up when he realized he looked like a woman.
Zipp: That, my friend, can only be asked to a man of Science, which I am not. But I do know this one guy down the street who says his name is Bill Nye, and every day he starts an outburst of rapturous melody, that I may add, is quite annoying. I think he had his Cerebrum turned into moldy apples after this one experiment...
Blaine: First, make yourself emporer, then change the laws! Or you could make it a dictatorship, and if any gnome threatens to kill you, melt him with a flamethrower! Or just listen to Glyph. And for your constitution problem, just make it up as you go along!
DB: "ASK AGAIN LATER." Darn! I hate it when 8-Balls do that!
Glyph: Too true. Too true.
Chunky: WOAHOMG! HLP ME! UR PANTS R ON FIREZZ!!! TEH DESTROOCTIVE CRITICIS... Looks like I'm gonna have to look that one up in the dictionary!
Capt.Hayfever:

ulls a Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

09-14-2005, 08:05 PM	#21
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,393.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,893.00 Donate	^Pull a Washington and make yourself the president of the Gnomes.

09-14-2005, 08:22 PM	#22
DarthButcher Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Arizona Gender: Posts: 2,518 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 37,472.96 Bank: 510.00 Total Points: 37,982.96 Donate	Will I ever be accepted at VGF again?

09-14-2005, 08:25 PM	#23
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,481 Thanks: 91 Thanked 46 Times in 39 Posts Points: 7,232.05 Bank: 7,492.43 Total Points: 14,724.48 Donate	Without a working constitution? ( Hey the Articels of confediration kinda worked)

09-14-2005, 08:38 PM	#24
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,393.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,893.00 Donate	^Yeah, sure. I bet there aren't vicious Lawyer-Gnomes looking to exploit every little thing or little xenophobic Gnome groups looking to attack other Gnome groups out of ignorance. Besides, with the current administration as the standard, I guess you could make all kinds of screwups and start wars and whatnot and the people would still re-elect you. WHOAMG SATIRE

09-14-2005, 08:53 PM	#25
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,623 Thanks: 80 Thanked 377 Times in 273 Posts Points: 201.91 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,590.03 Donate	BEERS OF POUND!? DESTRUCTIVE CRTICISSIIAISMISADIFOIseaigunwaivbwraiugbvewifvgbi uwafbiu?

09-24-2005, 08:24 PM	#27
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,096.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,596.00 Donate	Alex: Cause most people are retards. L007: No, it already did. Now I'm waiting for the SLEDGEhammer to fall, and then the JACKhammer. Koga: No. This is the world that Micheal Jackson threw up when he realized he looked like a woman. Zipp: That, my friend, can only be asked to a man of Science, which I am not. But I do know this one guy down the street who says his name is Bill Nye, and every day he starts an outburst of rapturous melody, that I may add, is quite annoying. I think he had his Cerebrum turned into moldy apples after this one experiment... Blaine: First, make yourself emporer, then change the laws! Or you could make it a dictatorship, and if any gnome threatens to kill you, melt him with a flamethrower! Or just listen to Glyph. And for your constitution problem, just make it up as you go along! DB: "ASK AGAIN LATER." Darn! I hate it when 8-Balls do that! Glyph: Too true. Too true. Chunky: WOAHOMG! HLP ME! UR PANTS R ON FIREZZ!!! TEH DESTROOCTIVE CRITICIS... Looks like I'm gonna have to look that one up in the dictionary! Capt.Hayfever: ulls a Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!