The return of Chompmaster's Advice! - VGF

Mr.Hammermap · 08-25-2005, 08:43 PM

Hello, and welcome to Chompmaster's advice! Ask me something, you'll get an answer, stupid or realistic! And, to start it off:
Remember, Waffles are far superior to pancakes. Deal with it.

PSYCHOKID909 · 08-26-2005, 12:25 AM

Why do garden gnomes ask me to lead thier army to victory over the lawn flamingos?

Mr.Hammermap · 08-26-2005, 05:44 AM

Blaine: The garden gnomes have this war every year. They always lose, so they decided to recruit humans so that our military weapons make the flamingoes retreat. That, or they want to throw mangoes at you and they are just making up a story.

PSYCHOKID909 · 08-26-2005, 03:25 PM

I think I'll help them. The Flamingos are all snooty and anoying any way. Now what kind of weaponry do I get my troops?

Curly Brace · 08-26-2005, 06:03 PM

Is she really a killer queen?

Faceless One · 08-26-2005, 06:25 PM

Why does Zero have long hair?

Valentine · 08-26-2005, 08:07 PM

Did you steal this idea from Malik?

Glyph Phoenix · 08-26-2005, 08:16 PM

Why would X-3 change his PDN to something so stupid?

[ August 26, 2005, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: Glyph Phoenix ]

Mr.Hammermap · 08-26-2005, 08:38 PM

Blaine: Good choice. Anyhow, FLAMETHROWERS!!! Melt those snooty birds!
Home Improvement: Yes, yes she is.
X-3: Zero is going through a teenager stage! First he thought he was a duck, now he thinks he's a Punk Rocker!
Stu: No. I actually didn't know about Malik's when I started this. Then, I saw the topic. AND SO, THAT IS WHY YOU ARE HERE TODAY!
Glyph: Well, he is the resident "Fanta Obsesser". Anyone that obsessed with Fanta has got to suffer from "Insane PDN Change Cancer", which is just like intestine cancer, only 700 percent less widely known. In fact, it's the only cancer that makes the person kill themself by a retarded idea instead of dieing due to the disease! And the only cure is abandoning the evils of Fanta.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-26-2005, 09:49 PM

How many socks?

Quote:

Originally posted by Home Improvement: Uuuhhhhggg?:
Is she really a killer queen?

Dynamite with a laser beam.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Faceless One · 08-26-2005, 09:53 PM

*Gasp* I have some sort of Cancer! *BUM BUM BUM!*

Who gets my GCN from my will?

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-26-2005, 10:18 PM

PANCAKES > WAFFLES!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

Food?

Drink?

ROAR?

Curly Brace · 08-27-2005, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:

(Ahem: Gun Powder, Gelatine)
Dynamite with a laser beam.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Guarantee to blow your mind! ANYTIME!!!

*Coughs*

Anyway, Is this button safe to press?

The Missing Link · 08-27-2005, 06:25 PM

Help! I'm about to go downstairs to get something to drink, but I forgot how to do it. What do I do first?

Zelda: The Grand Adventures | Triforce MUCK
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Alink - VCR Man. VCR. · 08-29-2005, 12:15 AM

Why do people do the Devil Horns Rock On sign with their thumbs out when your thumb is supposed to be in?

**L007 is Undecided** · 08-29-2005, 06:08 AM

Are you waiting for the Hammer to Fall?

Koga · 08-29-2005, 06:14 AM

Is this the world we created?

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 08-29-2005, 03:33 PM

If you feel wronged by a divine hierarchy, would it be safe to hold a firecracker in your mouth? Or would that in turn result in a smite of spite that subsequently ignites the firecracker and possibly leaves you lacking an an oral orifice.

O_o

Mr.Hammermap · 09-14-2005, 06:10 PM

Arg. School is annoying. Too much homework. I'll answer some of these questions later. Now, for the ones I can answer at the moment...
Capt.Hayfever: 74 and nine quarters.
X-3: Me.
Chunky?: 1: Yes. Believe it. 2: Drink! 3: Dynamite! 4: Okay, but only if you do it in someone's ear!
Steve Miller: It is. Or maybe that was the "terminate lucky charms button"...
TML: Open the cooler, take out a cold one, and guzzle!
Now, for the delay, here's some random advice!
Never let anger prevent you from doing something, instead use it to punch in your Teacher's face!

PSYCHOKID909 · 09-14-2005, 07:22 PM

The Lawn gnomes want me to be thier emporer now that the Lawn Flamingos are gone but I want to make it a democratic goverment what should I do?

08-25-2005, 08:43 PM	#1
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,519.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,019.00 Donate	Hello, and welcome to Chompmaster's advice! Ask me something, you'll get an answer, stupid or realistic! And, to start it off: Remember, Waffles are far superior to pancakes. Deal with it.

08-26-2005, 12:25 AM	#2
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,210 Thanks: 46 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts Points: 2,783.33 Bank: 2,189.50 Total Points: 4,972.83 Donate	Why do garden gnomes ask me to lead thier army to victory over the lawn flamingos?

08-26-2005, 05:44 AM	#3
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,519.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,019.00 Donate	Blaine: The garden gnomes have this war every year. They always lose, so they decided to recruit humans so that our military weapons make the flamingoes retreat. That, or they want to throw mangoes at you and they are just making up a story.

08-26-2005, 03:25 PM	#4
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,210 Thanks: 46 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts Points: 2,783.33 Bank: 2,189.50 Total Points: 4,972.83 Donate	I think I'll help them. The Flamingos are all snooty and anoying any way. Now what kind of weaponry do I get my troops?

08-26-2005, 06:03 PM	#5
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,774 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 14,683.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 51,935.88 Donate	Is she really a killer queen?

08-26-2005, 06:25 PM	#6
Faceless One Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,783 Thanks: 246 Thanked 256 Times in 190 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,507.64 Bank: 3,915.02 Total Points: 8,422.66 Donate	Why does Zero have long hair?

08-26-2005, 08:07 PM	#7
Valentine Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rural NZ. There are lots of sheep here. Gender: Posts: 6,933 Thanks: 22 Thanked 60 Times in 43 Posts Points: 13,823.45 Bank: 67,766.09 Total Points: 81,589.54 Donate	Did you steal this idea from Malik?

08-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#8
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 6,438.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,938.00 Donate	Why would X-3 change his PDN to something so stupid? [ August 26, 2005, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: Glyph Phoenix ]

08-26-2005, 08:38 PM	#9
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,519.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,019.00 Donate	Blaine: Good choice. Anyhow, FLAMETHROWERS!!! Melt those snooty birds! Home Improvement: Yes, yes she is. X-3: Zero is going through a teenager stage! First he thought he was a duck, now he thinks he's a Punk Rocker! Stu: No. I actually didn't know about Malik's when I started this. Then, I saw the topic. AND SO, THAT IS WHY YOU ARE HERE TODAY! Glyph: Well, he is the resident "Fanta Obsesser". Anyone that obsessed with Fanta has got to suffer from "Insane PDN Change Cancer", which is just like intestine cancer, only 700 percent less widely known. In fact, it's the only cancer that makes the person kill themself by a retarded idea instead of dieing due to the disease! And the only cure is abandoning the evils of Fanta.

08-26-2005, 09:53 PM	#11
Faceless One Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 8,783 Thanks: 246 Thanked 256 Times in 190 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 4,507.64 Bank: 3,915.02 Total Points: 8,422.66 Donate	Gasp I have some sort of Cancer! BUM BUM BUM! Who gets my GCN from my will?

08-26-2005, 10:18 PM	#12
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,322 Thanks: 61 Thanked 202 Times in 146 Posts Points: 116.12 Bank: 72,943.73 Total Points: 73,059.85 Donate	PANCAKES > WAFFLES!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! Food? Drink? ROAR?

08-27-2005, 06:25 PM	#14
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,573 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 5,724.15 Bank: 52,137.41 Total Points: 57,861.56 Donate	Help! I'm about to go downstairs to get something to drink, but I forgot how to do it. What do I do first? Zelda: The Grand Adventures \| Triforce MUCK ザ行方不明リンク悪いユウモアの賢人

08-29-2005, 12:15 AM	#15
Alink - VCR Man. VCR. Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind The Wall Of Sleep. Gender: Posts: 768 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 4,523.99 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,523.99 Donate	Why do people do the Devil Horns Rock On sign with their thumbs out when your thumb is supposed to be in?

08-29-2005, 06:08 AM	#16
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,308 Thanks: 90 Thanked 286 Times in 167 Posts Points: 444.97 Bank: 13,893.41 Total Points: 14,338.38 Donate	Are you waiting for the Hammer to Fall?

08-29-2005, 06:14 AM	#17
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,094 Thanks: 105 Thanked 177 Times in 119 Posts Points: 103,643.41 Bank: 17,752.41 Total Points: 121,395.82 Donate	Is this the world we created?

08-29-2005, 03:33 PM	#18
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,215.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,715.00 Donate	If you feel wronged by a divine hierarchy, would it be safe to hold a firecracker in your mouth? Or would that in turn result in a smite of spite that subsequently ignites the firecracker and possibly leaves you lacking an an oral orifice. O_o

09-14-2005, 06:10 PM	#19
Mr.Hammermap Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: POUNDS OF BEER Posts: 479 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,519.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,019.00 Donate	Arg. School is annoying. Too much homework. I'll answer some of these questions later. Now, for the ones I can answer at the moment... Capt.Hayfever: 74 and nine quarters. X-3: Me. Chunky?: 1: Yes. Believe it. 2: Drink! 3: Dynamite! 4: Okay, but only if you do it in someone's ear! Steve Miller: It is. Or maybe that was the "terminate lucky charms button"... TML: Open the cooler, take out a cold one, and guzzle! Now, for the delay, here's some random advice! Never let anger prevent you from doing something, instead use it to punch in your Teacher's face!

09-14-2005, 07:22 PM	#20
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,210 Thanks: 46 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts Points: 2,783.33 Bank: 2,189.50 Total Points: 4,972.83 Donate	The Lawn gnomes want me to be thier emporer now that the Lawn Flamingos are gone but I want to make it a democratic goverment what should I do?