Holy Crap! - VGF

Tonberry2k · 09-09-2005, 02:16 AM

If you watch Comedy Central, you might have seen ads for the "Big joke off". Well, on a whim I submitted a joke... and I made it to the finals! I'm shocked! I'm excited! And if I win I get a weekend in New York City and tickets to Spamalot! Do me a favor and vote for me, guys? Thanks a lot! No ballot stuffing please!

My joke is the one about Def Leppard! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

http://www.comedycentral.com/events/...ff/index.jhtml

Thanks again!

Koga · 09-09-2005, 03:34 AM

Voted.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 09-09-2005, 05:40 AM

That's awesome!!! Good luck.... and, you have my vote also...

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-09-2005, 10:03 AM

Luckily for you, that actually is the funniest of the six.

...How did the constipated mathematician make the finals? That joke is older than math itself.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

The Doctor · 09-09-2005, 11:20 AM

Done.

Tonberry2k · 09-09-2005, 11:56 AM

Thanks guys!

Chunky Kong12345 · 09-09-2005, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Luckily for you, that actually is the funniest of the six.

...How did the constipated mathematician make the finals? That joke is older than math itself.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I dunno. The skeleton one is pretty stupid.

**NintendoNut** · 09-10-2005, 07:55 AM

Voted.

Serial Miller · 09-10-2005, 08:26 AM

Done. And yes, the funniest. I wish it were original, though.

Codiekitty · 09-10-2005, 02:00 PM

Frankly, I don't like any of them.

I didn't know who Def Leppard was, so I Googled him, and as it turns out "he" is actually a band of five. I still don't get it. I've never heard any of their music. And is one of the members missing an arm?

I don't know what Deadheads and Perps are.

The constipated mathematician one is old.

The skeleton and poison ones were just lame.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Col. Les Claypool · 09-10-2005, 02:18 PM

Ya know what bugs me? They call it comedy central

PSYCHOKID909 · 09-10-2005, 02:53 PM

Voted for ya. Yes thier drummer lost an arm.

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-10-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CodieKitty:
I didn't know who Def Leppard was, so I Googled him, and as it turns out "he" is actually a band of five. I still don't get it. I've never heard any of their music. And is one of the members missing an arm?

I don't know what Deadheads and Perps are.

Def Leppard's drummer only has one arm.

Deadheads are Grateful Dead fanatics. (so help me if you ask who the Grateful Dead are....)

"Perp", as anyone who has ever watched even one episode of any Law & Order series knows, is cop-slang for perpetrator.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

The Missing Link · 09-10-2005, 04:36 PM

Frankly, I think your joke is the worst of the six because it's merely a matter of opinion and relies strictly upon an plain-faced insult to achieve comedic effect. Thumbs down.

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Tonberry2k · 09-11-2005, 01:19 AM

^ All good jokes offend someone . and besides, I didn't make it up.

A new day! Think you guys could spare a sec and vote again. Thanks, really [img]smile.gif[/img]

Nekoscat · 09-11-2005, 01:25 AM

::does anything for Mr. T-2000::

Neko^^

Tonberry2k · 09-12-2005, 01:06 AM

New day, new voting period. Whoo. Thanks, guys for all the help!

The Missing Link · 09-12-2005, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aero-Dalton Imperial:
^ All good jokes offend someone .

Sadly, the converse is not true. Not all jokes that offend someone are good.

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Serial Miller · 09-12-2005, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Missing Link:
Sadly, the converse is not true. Not all jokes that offend someone are good.

Yeah, but it's not an equation. You read it straight forward, not backwards. At least, that's how we do it up here in Cleveland. I don't know about you southerners.

The Missing Link · 09-12-2005, 06:57 AM

^ I never said it was. I was just debunking his shoddily constructed excuse for the joke.

Never mess with a mathematician.

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09-10-2005, 02:18 PM	#11
Col. Les Claypool PUDDING TIME! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world... Gender: Posts: 10,701 Thanks: 454 Thanked 799 Times in 572 Posts Blog Entries: 9 Points: 9,582.22 Bank: 15,566.11 Total Points: 25,148.33 Donate	Ya know what bugs me? They call it comedy central __________________ "You're the music expert, you're always right" - March

09-09-2005, 02:16 AM	#1
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 15,893.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 16,424.47 Donate	If you watch Comedy Central, you might have seen ads for the "Big joke off". Well, on a whim I submitted a joke... and I made it to the finals! I'm shocked! I'm excited! And if I win I get a weekend in New York City and tickets to Spamalot! Do me a favor and vote for me, guys? Thanks a lot! No ballot stuffing please! My joke is the one about Def Leppard! [img]tongue.gif[/img] http://www.comedycentral.com/events/...ff/index.jhtml Thanks again!

09-09-2005, 03:34 AM	#2
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,094 Thanks: 105 Thanked 177 Times in 119 Posts Points: 103,643.41 Bank: 17,752.41 Total Points: 121,395.82 Donate	Voted.

09-09-2005, 05:40 AM	#3
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 27,442 Thanks: 228 Thanked 246 Times in 182 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 14,569.99 Bank: 1,659,774.23 Total Points: 1,674,344.21 Donate	That's awesome!!! Good luck.... and, you have my vote also...

09-09-2005, 10:03 AM	#4
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,117 Thanks: 151 Thanked 701 Times in 453 Posts Points: 102,533.07 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 103,337.29 Donate	Luckily for you, that actually is the funniest of the six. ...How did the constipated mathematician make the finals? That joke is older than math itself. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-09-2005, 11:20 AM	#5
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09-09-2005, 11:56 AM	#6
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 15,893.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 16,424.47 Donate	Thanks guys!

09-10-2005, 07:55 AM	#8
NintendoNut NinNut Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,222 Thanks: 63 Thanked 32 Times in 26 Posts Points: 42,651.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 42,651.30 Donate	Voted.

09-10-2005, 08:26 AM	#9
Serial Miller Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,724 Thanks: 419 Thanked 1,064 Times in 594 Posts Points: 16,158.39 Bank: 1,619,276.55 Total Points: 1,635,434.94 Donate	Done. And yes, the funniest. I wish it were original, though.

09-10-2005, 02:00 PM	#10
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 175 Times in 120 Posts Points: 42,045.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,063,496.46 Donate	Frankly, I don't like any of them. I didn't know who Def Leppard was, so I Googled him, and as it turns out "he" is actually a band of five. I still don't get it. I've never heard any of their music. And is one of the members missing an arm? I don't know what Deadheads and Perps are. The constipated mathematician one is old. The skeleton and poison ones were just lame. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-10-2005, 02:53 PM	#12
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,210 Thanks: 46 Thanked 29 Times in 25 Posts Points: 2,783.33 Bank: 2,189.50 Total Points: 4,972.83 Donate	Voted for ya. Yes thier drummer lost an arm.

09-10-2005, 04:36 PM	#14
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,573 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 5,725.15 Bank: 52,137.41 Total Points: 57,862.56 Donate	Frankly, I think your joke is the worst of the six because it's merely a matter of opinion and relies strictly upon an plain-faced insult to achieve comedic effect. Thumbs down. Zelda: The Grand Adventures \| Triforce MUCK ザ行方不明リンク悪いユウモアの賢人

09-11-2005, 01:19 AM	#15
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 15,893.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 16,424.47 Donate	^ All good jokes offend someone . and besides, I didn't make it up. A new day! Think you guys could spare a sec and vote again. Thanks, really [img]smile.gif[/img]

09-11-2005, 01:25 AM	#16
Nekoscat Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: http://www.theafterlifels.com/ Gender: Posts: 2,690 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,632.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,132.00 Donate	::does anything for Mr. T-2000:: Neko^^

09-12-2005, 01:06 AM	#17
Tonberry2k Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Pensacola, FL Gender: Posts: 5,177 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 15,893.81 Bank: 530.66 Total Points: 16,424.47 Donate	New day, new voting period. Whoo. Thanks, guys for all the help!

09-12-2005, 06:57 AM	#20
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,573 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 5,725.15 Bank: 52,137.41 Total Points: 57,862.56 Donate	^ I never said it was. I was just debunking his shoddily constructed excuse for the joke. Never mess with a mathematician. Zelda: The Grand Adventures \| Triforce MUCK ザ行方不明リンク悪いユウモアの賢人