Vin Diesel...

Minister of Silly Walks · 09-23-2005, 07:05 PM

Vin Diesel is a wise and benevolent giant, endlessly traveling the world to help the less fortunate. However, this wisdom comes at a terrible price. A gypsy's curse has kept him moving without respite for the past 400 years, and he can never sleep or stay in one place longer than seven days until he has learned the true secret of the Unicorns, received a kiss from a Goddess Queen (or Kim Deal), and finally discovered and finished off the man destined to destroy him - Jack Black. This is doubly difficult because Sam Neill is hunting Vin Diesel down to remove his own curse, which can only be removed by ramming The Unicorn's Horn through Vin Diesel's huge heart. With the help of his faithful steed - the black dragon Leseid - Vin Diesel hopes to complete his quest ... or die trying.

Minister of Silly Walks · 09-23-2005, 07:07 PM

Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital.

(http://www.4q.cc/vin/thoughts.txt)

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-23-2005, 07:35 PM

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Vin Diesel owns a piece of the Agro Cragg...a glowing piece of the radical rock.

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And remember, "D-D-D-Do you have it? GUTS!"

Cham Zord · 09-23-2005, 08:31 PM

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Billie Jean is not Vin Diesel's lover. She's just a girl who claims that he is the one, but the kid is not his son.

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Vin Diesel built this city. He built this city on rock and roll.

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He doesn't actually walk anywhere, rather his feet hover a millimeter off the ground.

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Priceless.

imported_Andrew · 09-23-2005, 10:49 PM

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Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Vin Diesel owns a piece of the Agro Cragg...a glowing piece of the radical rock.

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And remember, "D-D-D-Do you have it? GUTS!" </font>[/quote]

I want a shirt so bad that says "I climbed Agro Cragg"

[ September 23, 2005, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: ShyGuy727 ]

DELICIOUS POISON · 09-24-2005, 03:28 PM

And thus the greater traits of our former members return - without the pompous rhetoric.

Encore.

**Dr. Horrible** · 09-28-2005, 06:59 PM

Vin Diesel doesn't read in the conventional sense. Rather, the words form into gladiators within his psyche, drawing upon the powers of their respective meanings, and battle until only the strongest survive in an arena of fire.

Vin Diesel's 1969 paper on quantum mechanics is the reason why Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair.

[ September 28, 2005, 07:01 PM: Message edited by: Deku Tree ]

Minister of Silly Walks · 10-02-2005, 06:22 AM

give a man a fish and it will feed him for a day, give vin diesel a fish and he'll stuff it up your ass and skull **** your daughter.

09-23-2005, 07:05 PM	#1
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09-23-2005, 07:07 PM	#2
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10-02-2005, 06:22 AM	#8
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