Very aggressive gamer (WARNING: Excessive Swearing)

Sim Kid · 12-01-2005, 08:35 PM

WARNING: Contains EXCESSIVE swearing, and I mean excessive

Sad thing is, even if it were a hoax, that shows why you should avoid public Xbox live servers like the plague.

***Ace Mercury*** · 12-01-2005, 10:08 PM

This is surprising. Privilaged upper-middle-class teenage males are reknown for their happy-go-lucky nature.

Anyways, this guy clearly has something else terribly wrong with his life. He expects to go home, crack open some Halo, and control this little pocket of the world. He is not happy that at the other end are people who not cooperative. He is not happy that his perception of his awesomeness somehow doesn't match up in this ersatz contest of power.

For me, watching this was predominantly a source of disgust and pity, with a slight resentment for relating to his anger, just a little bit.

DK · 12-01-2005, 10:11 PM

Lmao.

Shane Sacobie · 12-01-2005, 11:20 PM

If this is a hoax, well, it has to be a hoax.

If this is not a hoax, when this kid blows up a building, I think we know what they'll blame, despite the fact that it's apparent his parents should at some point have addressed his outbursts, of which they are probably too ignorant to be aware.

DK · 12-02-2005, 12:01 AM

WHO THE **** IS DRIVING A WARTHOG?

Codiekitty · 12-02-2005, 12:37 AM

Why did the door take two seconds to make a slam noise?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

DK · 12-02-2005, 01:02 AM

**** YOU, LADY LUCK! SHUT THE **** UP! GO FIST YOURSELF!

Minister of Silly Walks · 12-02-2005, 07:28 AM

old, but still hilarious

Koga · 12-02-2005, 07:40 AM

I must admit I've had outbursts of this nature. But never for this long, and certainly not with people around to hear me (either in the vicinity or via a microphone).

Codiekitty · 12-02-2005, 03:31 PM

I don't think I've ever flipped off the TV in frustration. I often go "What the [random curse here]" under my breath, but the only time I ever flipped off the TV was when some NPC said one of those "You? Go save the world? You suck!" things.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Minister of Silly Walks · 12-02-2005, 03:34 PM

I throw the DS at the couch when I get spike-shelled 4 times in 1 race

Fireyoshi42 · 12-02-2005, 05:53 PM

I used to throw controllers when I got mad at those games, but I learned not to after I broke the R2 button off of my PS2 controller.

Chunky Kong12345 · 12-02-2005, 09:12 PM

Sounds like me. Except I don't have an X-box. But I do occasionally punch my TV when I'm very frustrated. Luckily my TV's a big honkin' thing.

DK · 12-03-2005, 09:03 AM

CHECK YOUR FACE MOTHER****ER

Link2000 · 12-03-2005, 06:33 PM

^^Anger management

I saw this at school a couple of days ago. Pretty funny. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Gumby, dammit · 12-04-2005, 10:53 AM

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGGH! I HAD IT! ****!

DK · 12-04-2005, 10:58 PM

****ING BLUE SCREEN! STANDBY *****!

Nick · 12-04-2005, 11:49 PM

You're pretty much stuck playing public servers if you want to rank up in the ladder system. Or if you don't have 16 friends on at the same time.

Obviously none of you play Xbox Live. That's why I quit playing Halo 2. Except when I would be coming home from a bar at 3am. Or I was busy PWNing Raveneffect/314/whatever the hell he calls himself. Halo 2 and Madden/any other sports game are breeding grounds for crybabies.

If you didn't know: Blue screen refers to when someone lags too much and the game has to reestablish the connection between the players. It usually happens with modem-bumpers (pressing the standby button to create lag and cheat). If this dude lagged out, he had an ass connection or was bumping (neither would shock me).

[ December 04, 2005, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: The Great Tyrant ]

12-01-2005, 08:35 PM	#1
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,941 Thanks: 23 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 43,686.86 Bank: 634.12 Total Points: 44,320.98 Donate	WARNING: Contains EXCESSIVE swearing, and I mean excessive Sad thing is, even if it were a hoax, that shows why you should avoid public Xbox live servers like the plague.

12-01-2005, 10:08 PM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,213 Thanks: 383 Thanked 1,700 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 117,881.72 Bank: 35,550,204.28 Total Points: 35,668,086.00 Donate	This is surprising. Privilaged upper-middle-class teenage males are reknown for their happy-go-lucky nature. Anyways, this guy clearly has something else terribly wrong with his life. He expects to go home, crack open some Halo, and control this little pocket of the world. He is not happy that at the other end are people who not cooperative. He is not happy that his perception of his awesomeness somehow doesn't match up in this ersatz contest of power. For me, watching this was predominantly a source of disgust and pity, with a slight resentment for relating to his anger, just a little bit.

12-01-2005, 10:11 PM	#3
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 4,344.12 Bank: 2,893,210.01 Total Points: 2,897,554.13 Donate	Lmao.

12-01-2005, 11:20 PM	#4
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,414.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,914.00 Donate	If this is a hoax, well, it has to be a hoax. If this is not a hoax, when this kid blows up a building, I think we know what they'll blame, despite the fact that it's apparent his parents should at some point have addressed his outbursts, of which they are probably too ignorant to be aware.

12-02-2005, 12:01 AM	#5
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 4,344.12 Bank: 2,893,210.01 Total Points: 2,897,554.13 Donate	WHO THE **** IS DRIVING A WARTHOG?

12-02-2005, 12:37 AM	#6
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 52,192.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,073,643.46 Donate	Why did the door take two seconds to make a slam noise? Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

12-02-2005, 01:02 AM	#7
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 4,344.12 Bank: 2,893,210.01 Total Points: 2,897,554.13 Donate	** YOU, LADY LUCK! SHUT THE ** UP! GO FIST YOURSELF!

12-02-2005, 07:28 AM	#8
Minister of Silly Walks Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 24,005 Thanks: 709 Thanked 761 Times in 431 Posts Points: 86,754.24 Bank: 230,510.85 Total Points: 317,265.10 Donate	old, but still hilarious

12-02-2005, 07:40 AM	#9
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,095 Thanks: 104 Thanked 186 Times in 117 Posts Points: 109,858.07 Bank: 26,379.15 Total Points: 136,237.22 Donate	I must admit I've had outbursts of this nature. But never for this long, and certainly not with people around to hear me (either in the vicinity or via a microphone).

12-02-2005, 03:31 PM	#10
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 52,192.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,073,643.46 Donate	I don't think I've ever flipped off the TV in frustration. I often go "What the [random curse here]" under my breath, but the only time I ever flipped off the TV was when some NPC said one of those "You? Go save the world? You suck!" things. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

12-02-2005, 03:34 PM	#11
Minister of Silly Walks Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 24,005 Thanks: 709 Thanked 761 Times in 431 Posts Points: 86,754.24 Bank: 230,510.85 Total Points: 317,265.10 Donate	I throw the DS at the couch when I get spike-shelled 4 times in 1 race

12-02-2005, 05:53 PM	#12
Fireyoshi42 Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: All I know is that I was made in China. Posts: 1,822 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,696.57 Bank: 796.33 Total Points: 7,492.90 Donate	I used to throw controllers when I got mad at those games, but I learned not to after I broke the R2 button off of my PS2 controller.

12-02-2005, 09:12 PM	#13
Chunky Kong12345 Purveyor of Useless Knowledge Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,623 Thanks: 80 Thanked 377 Times in 273 Posts Points: 201.91 Bank: 317,388.12 Total Points: 317,590.03 Donate	Sounds like me. Except I don't have an X-box. But I do occasionally punch my TV when I'm very frustrated. Luckily my TV's a big honkin' thing.

12-03-2005, 09:03 AM	#14
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 4,344.12 Bank: 2,893,210.01 Total Points: 2,897,554.13 Donate	CHECK YOUR FACE MOTHER****ER

12-03-2005, 06:33 PM	#15
Link2000 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Ontario, Canada Gender: Posts: 8,052 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 17,596.15 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 18,400.37 Donate	^^Anger management I saw this at school a couple of days ago. Pretty funny. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

12-04-2005, 10:53 AM	#16
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 16,560.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 17,194.96 Donate	GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGGH! I HAD IT! ****!

12-04-2005, 10:58 PM	#17
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 4,344.12 Bank: 2,893,210.01 Total Points: 2,897,554.13 Donate	**ING BLUE SCREEN! STANDBY ***!

12-04-2005, 11:49 PM	#18
Nick Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 11,450.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,950.00 Donate	You're pretty much stuck playing public servers if you want to rank up in the ladder system. Or if you don't have 16 friends on at the same time. Obviously none of you play Xbox Live. That's why I quit playing Halo 2. Except when I would be coming home from a bar at 3am. Or I was busy PWNing Raveneffect/314/whatever the hell he calls himself. Halo 2 and Madden/any other sports game are breeding grounds for crybabies. If you didn't know: Blue screen refers to when someone lags too much and the game has to reestablish the connection between the players. It usually happens with modem-bumpers (pressing the standby button to create lag and cheat). If this dude lagged out, he had an ass connection or was bumping (neither would shock me). [ December 04, 2005, 10:51 PM: Message edited by: The Great Tyrant ]