Try your luck at question four. - Page 3

Link2000 · 01-28-2006, 01:30 PM

It was those God-Damn Mongolians!

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-28-2006, 02:10 PM

Well, it was either that, or the Chinese Nose Trap.

Kil'jaeden · 02-03-2006, 10:49 PM

The finger trap is a mind trick used by sages on trainees to teach them to see through deception. It was originally a Jedi trick, so it is one thing the Chinese did not invent.

random member · 02-06-2006, 03:37 AM

The winner:

Quote:

Originally Posted by OcarinaMan I don't remember exactly, but it involved alcohol. And lubricant. Lots of lubricant.

Ace Mercury- 5
OcarinaMan- 5
Psytronic- 5

Five points for the funniest answer to the following:

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-06-2006, 09:40 AM

The Department of Redundancy Department has decreed it in an official decree by the Department of Redunancy Department.

And remember, “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” ~An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde, and that you should remember.

Kil'jaeden · 02-06-2006, 07:15 PM

To prevent head injuries on the chance they might survive.

DJ Ryan · 02-06-2006, 08:47 PM

Communication....duh

Vapor · 02-06-2006, 08:49 PM

Because they can. Or as a disguise.

***Ace Mercury*** · 02-07-2006, 12:32 AM

The question should be: why do helmets wear kamikaze pilots?

OcarinaMan · 02-07-2006, 01:08 AM

They have totally stupid haircuts that they're trying to cover up.

Cataclysmic Paradox · 02-07-2006, 03:10 AM

In case they bump their head on something in the plane, go unconcious, and instead of hitting their target, the plane crashes in the ocean.

01-28-2006, 01:30 PM	#41
Link2000 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Ontario, Canada Gender: Posts: 8,052 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 16,820.15 Bank: 804.22 Total Points: 17,624.37 Donate	It was those God-Damn Mongolians!

01-28-2006, 02:10 PM	#42
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02-03-2006, 10:49 PM	#43
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 19 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts Points: 11,176.92 Bank: 1,345.79 Total Points: 12,522.71 Donate	The finger trap is a mind trick used by sages on trainees to teach them to see through deception. It was originally a Jedi trick, so it is one thing the Chinese did not invent.

02-06-2006, 09:40 AM	#45
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,780 Thanks: 234 Thanked 940 Times in 572 Posts Points: 117,306.90 Bank: 1,811.26 Total Points: 119,118.16 Donate	The Department of Redundancy Department has decreed it in an official decree by the Department of Redunancy Department. And remember, “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” ~An Oscar Wilde quote, that quotes Oscar Wilde, and that you should remember.

02-06-2006, 07:15 PM	#46
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,495 Thanks: 19 Thanked 42 Times in 32 Posts Points: 11,176.92 Bank: 1,345.79 Total Points: 12,522.71 Donate	To prevent head injuries on the chance they might survive.

02-06-2006, 08:47 PM	#47
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02-06-2006, 08:49 PM	#48
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Betwen the Iron Gates of Fate Gender: Posts: 3,773 Thanks: 124 Thanked 189 Times in 131 Posts Points: 8,618.59 Bank: 46,876.74 Total Points: 55,495.33 Donate	Because they can. Or as a disguise.

02-07-2006, 12:32 AM	#49
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,097 Thanks: 368 Thanked 1,568 Times in 811 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,097.93 Bank: 22,102,325.90 Total Points: 22,211,423.83 Donate	The question should be: why do helmets wear kamikaze pilots?

02-07-2006, 01:08 AM	#50
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,481 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 9,395.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,895.77 Donate	They have totally stupid haircuts that they're trying to cover up.

02-07-2006, 03:10 AM	#51
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