Try your luck at question four.

random member · 01-02-2006, 11:25 PM

I'm giving five points to the funniest post.

First question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[ January 11, 2006, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: Catapult Frog ]

Vapor · 01-03-2006, 08:01 PM

The Chicken crossed the road bcause it was following another chicken; who crossed the road because it was allured by a really big cookie.

Everybody Nose · 01-03-2006, 08:14 PM

Booty Call

Codiekitty · 01-03-2006, 08:14 PM

There was a very sexy rooster on the other side.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-04-2006, 04:01 AM

It was in the KFC bucket of a pedestrian.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 01-04-2006, 06:41 AM

Because shutup.

Glyph Phoenix · 01-04-2006, 07:05 AM

Beam clearly wins. Funniest and the most accurate.

Metal Man · 01-04-2006, 04:37 PM

Because Catapult Frog forced us to think a chicken was crossing the road. Of course! ;p

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-04-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

CHICKEN JOKE #63
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the chicken lacks any reasoning or decision-making capabilities, it seems unlikely the chicken's action was spurred by any particular motivation.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-05-2006, 01:02 AM

It was late to The Ultimate Showdown.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Chronos · 01-05-2006, 02:13 AM

because I put a sign on the other side that said "Get across the road and I won't eat you."

DELICIOUS POISON · 01-05-2006, 06:05 AM

*the funniest post*

Magnum · 01-06-2006, 04:36 PM

"It's not a question of whether the chicken crossed the road, but a question of whether the chicken is with us, or with the terrorists... " George Dubbiya Bush

Dark Chaos · 01-06-2006, 11:46 PM

Because it wandered off from Farmer Jones' Chicken Farm. But it didn't get very far, though, because it was hit by a driver in a crash filled with blood and feathers and little rocks on the side of the road.

**Dr. Horrible** · 01-07-2006, 04:07 AM

Damon King · 01-07-2006, 10:32 AM

To Get to the other side dumbass

**NintendoNut** · 01-07-2006, 11:55 AM

To get to the Jokes and Riddles forum?

Vapor · 01-07-2006, 01:50 PM

^Since when did that forum exist?!?

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-07-2006, 06:52 PM

Well, it wasn't there last time you were here, and it's there now, so obviously since sometime in between that.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Tad Venture · 01-07-2006, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cinders of Autumn:
*the funniest post*

omg rofl ai ur so funni that post was the best lol

01-02-2006, 11:25 PM	#1
random member Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 66 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 5,528.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,028.00 Donate	Try your luck at question four. I'm giving five points to the funniest post. First question: Why did the chicken cross the road? [ January 11, 2006, 12:32 AM: Message edited by: Catapult Frog ]

01-03-2006, 08:01 PM	#2
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,205 Thanks: 93 Thanked 125 Times in 85 Posts Points: 3,717.72 Bank: 30,321.70 Total Points: 34,039.43 Donate	The Chicken crossed the road bcause it was following another chicken; who crossed the road because it was allured by a really big cookie.

01-03-2006, 08:14 PM	#3
Everybody Nose All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,221 Thanks: 981 Thanked 669 Times in 388 Posts Points: 47,179.31 Bank: 598,669.29 Total Points: 645,848.60 Donate	Booty Call

01-03-2006, 08:14 PM	#4
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 45,975.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,067,426.46 Donate	There was a very sexy rooster on the other side. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

01-04-2006, 04:01 AM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,498 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,711.05 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,882.65 Donate	It was in the KFC bucket of a pedestrian. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-04-2006, 06:41 AM	#6
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 23,099.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 23,599.39 Donate	Because shutup.

01-04-2006, 07:05 AM	#7
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,779.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,279.00 Donate	Beam clearly wins. Funniest and the most accurate.

01-04-2006, 04:37 PM	#8
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,747 Thanks: 74 Thanked 199 Times in 137 Posts Points: 10,105.63 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 10,105.63 Donate	Because Catapult Frog forced us to think a chicken was crossing the road. Of course! ;p

01-05-2006, 01:02 AM	#10
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,498 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,711.05 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,882.65 Donate	It was late to The Ultimate Showdown. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-05-2006, 02:13 AM	#11
Chronos Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 285 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,640.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,140.00 Donate	because I put a sign on the other side that said "Get across the road and I won't eat you."

01-05-2006, 06:05 AM	#12
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,164 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,332 Times in 688 Posts Points: 4,569.74 Bank: 2,276,668.29 Total Points: 2,281,238.03 Donate	the funniest post

01-07-2006, 04:07 AM	#15
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,501 Thanks: 111 Thanked 405 Times in 274 Posts Points: 2,773.70 Bank: 2,371,430.97 Total Points: 2,374,204.67 Donate

01-06-2006, 04:36 PM	#13
Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,402.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,902.00 Donate	"It's not a question of whether the chicken crossed the road, but a question of whether the chicken is with us, or with the terrorists... " George Dubbiya Bush

01-06-2006, 11:46 PM	#14
Dark Chaos Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,682 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,514.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,014.00 Donate	Because it wandered off from Farmer Jones' Chicken Farm. But it didn't get very far, though, because it was hit by a driver in a crash filled with blood and feathers and little rocks on the side of the road.

01-07-2006, 10:32 AM	#16
Damon King Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: US Posts: 862 Thanks: 2 Thanked 6 Times in 3 Posts Points: 8,045.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 8,045.89 Donate	To Get to the other side dumbass

01-07-2006, 11:55 AM	#17
NintendoNut NinNut Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,256 Thanks: 65 Thanked 35 Times in 28 Posts Points: 45,789.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,789.30 Donate	To get to the Jokes and Riddles forum?

01-07-2006, 01:50 PM	#18
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 3,205 Thanks: 93 Thanked 125 Times in 85 Posts Points: 3,717.72 Bank: 30,321.70 Total Points: 34,039.43 Donate	^Since when did that forum exist?!?

01-07-2006, 06:52 PM	#19
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,498 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,711.05 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,882.65 Donate	Well, it wasn't there last time you were here, and it's there now, so obviously since sometime in between that. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"