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 06-30-2006, 07:17 AM | #121 | |
 Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender:  Posts: 8,267 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts      | Quote:
Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat | |
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| 06-30-2006, 05:13 PM | #122 |
| You see, my father was a drunk and fiend.....  Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Arkham Ayslum for the Criminally Insane Gender: Posts: 10,129 Thanks: 2,377 Thanked 273 Times in 195 Posts         | The Tlatelolco Massacre, also known as The Night of Tlatelolco (from a book title by the Mexican writer Elena Poniatowska), took place on the afternoon and night of October 2, 1968, in the Plaza de las Tres Culturas in the Tlatelolco section of Mexico City, ten days before the 1968 Summer Olympics celebrations in Mexico City. The death toll remains uncertain: some estimates place the number of deaths in the thousands, but most sources report 200-300 deaths, and government sources say "4 Dead, 20 Wounded". Many more were wounded, and several thousand arrests occurred. The massacre was preceded by months of political unrest in the Mexican capital, echoing student demonstrations and riots all over the world during 1968. The Mexican students wanted to exploit the attention focused on Mexico City for the 1968 Summer Olympics. President Gustavo Díaz Ordaz, however, was determined to stop the demonstrations and, in September, he ordered the army to occupy the campus of the National Autonomous University of Mexico, the largest university in Latin America. Students were beaten and arrested indiscriminately. Rector Javier Barros Sierra resigned in protest on September 23. Student demonstrators were not deterred, however. The demonstrations grew in size, until, on October 2, after student strikes lasting nine weeks, 15,000 students from various universities marched through the streets of Mexico City, carrying red carnations to protest the army's occupation of the university campus. By nightfall, 5,000 students and workers, many of them with spouses and children, had congregated outside an apartment complex in the Plaza de las Tres Culturas in Tlatelolco for what was supposed to be a peaceful rally. Among their chants were México – Libertad – México – Libertad ("Mexico – Liberty – Mexico –Liberty"). Rally organizers attempted to call off the protest when they noticed an increased military presence in the area. The massacre began at sunset when army and police forces — equipped with armored cars and tanks — surrounded the square and began firing live rounds into the crowd, hitting not only the protestors, but also other people who were present for reasons unrelated to the demonstration. Demonstrators and passersby alike, including children, were caught in the fire; soon, mounds of bodies lay on the ground. The killing continued through the night, with soldiers carrying out mopping-up operations on a house-to-house basis in the apartment buildings adjacent to the square. Witnesses to the event claim that the bodies were later removed in garbage trucks. The official government explanation of the incident was that armed provocateurs among the demonstrators, stationed in buildings overlooking the crowd, had begun the firefight. Suddenly finding themselves sniper targets, the security forces had simply returned fire in self-defense. In October 1997, the Mexican congress established a committee to investigate the Tlatelolco massacre. The committee interviewed many political players involved in the massacre, including Luis Echeverría Álvarez, a former president of Mexico who was Díaz Ordaz's minister of the interior at the time of the massacre. Echeverría admitted that the students had been unarmed, and also suggested that the military action was planned in advance, as a means to destroy the student movement. In October 2003, the role of the U.S. government in the massacre came to light when the National Security Archive at George Washington University published a series of records from the CIA, the Pentagon, the State Department, the FBI and the White House which were released in response to Freedom of Information Act requests. However these claims do not show direct involvement in massacres of the students. Some suggest that the documents just show that the U.S. was concerned with security during the Olympics. The documents detail: that in response to Mexican government concerns over the security of the Olympic Games the Pentagon sent military radios, weapons, ammunition and riot control training material to Mexico before and during the crisis. that the CIA station in Mexico City produced almost daily reports tracking developments within the university community and the Mexican government from July to October. Six days before the confrontation at Tlatelolco, both Echeverría and head of Federal Security (DFS) Fernando Gutiérrez Barrios told the CIA that "the situation will be under complete control very shortly". that the Díaz Ordaz government "arranged" to have student leader Sócrates Campos Lemus accuse dissident PRI politicians such as Carlos Madrazo of funding and orchestrating the student movement. __________________ How about a Magic Trick?? I'm going to make this pencil dissapear ! |
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| 06-30-2006, 05:16 PM | #123 |
 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender:  Posts: 12,078 Thanks: 514 Thanked 853 Times in 582 Posts        | I enjoy bitchslapping SML ... * ZeldaGirl bitchslaps SML |
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| 07-01-2006, 05:08 PM | #128 |
| Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit  Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts | I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!" Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda So I used the Force I lifted a box I lifted some rocks Well, I stood on my head But I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side "And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your giude." Oh, my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed, "But remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed." Oh, my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray A lifetime contract I have signed And I'll be making these movies until the end of time with my Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda  Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! |
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| 07-01-2006, 06:40 PM | #130 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In front of my computer with my games and my guitars. Gender: Posts: 2,576 Thanks: 97 Thanked 88 Times in 80 Posts |  The VGF girls are HOT Morpheus and Cowboy Curtis are the same Miromi and Lil' Slugger are the same |
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| 07-01-2006, 07:19 PM | #131 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender:  Posts: 5,713 Thanks: 7 Thanked 183 Times in 118 Posts  | Chuck Norris sucks |
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| 07-01-2006, 08:00 PM | #132 |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In front of my computer with my games and my guitars. Gender: Posts: 2,576 Thanks: 97 Thanked 88 Times in 80 Posts |  ^  BLASPHEMY CHUCK NORRIS WILL KILL AURON WITH HIS BEARD HAIR |
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| 07-02-2006, 04:53 AM | #134 |
 | My name is not Anna. Nor is it Britney. I've never been called Chloe. I wasn't christened Dorothy. I like Elizabeth, but that's not it, either. Fiona is a Princess in Shrek... not me. I never answer to Grace... Eh, I certainly am not a Helen. Nor do I suit the name Isabella. My parents didn't consider Judy. I never thought I'd be a Kylie. I think Lily is cool, but that's not it. I don't fit Marcie. And I never act like Nicole. I don't answer to Olga. I like Poppy, but I wasn't named that. And Queenie is certainly not me. I wasn't baptised Roberta. Stevie is a name I've used, but not mine I never thought about being a Tracey. I suddenly got lazy... U, V, W, X, Y, Zee... Hi.  |
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| 07-02-2006, 03:49 PM | #139 |
| Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts | The final boss of Castlevania is Dracula. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there! |
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