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**Crazyswordsman** · 06-18-2006, 07:40 AM

1. Just ignore him completely and give him a day without your annoyance. -CSM

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-18-2006, 11:33 AM

Top Ten Lazy Ways to Mow Your Lawn
10. Dynamite.

Codiekitty · 06-18-2006, 11:37 AM

9. Cows

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Irkenwarrior12 · 06-18-2006, 11:38 AM

8.Fire

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-18-2006, 03:47 PM

7. Earthquake.

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-18-2006, 04:01 PM

6. Just put something over it. -CSM

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-19-2006, 12:05 AM

5. Mexicans.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 06-19-2006, 02:22 AM

4. Pour concrete over it.

Leinad · 06-19-2006, 02:51 AM

Codiekitty · 06-19-2006, 09:24 AM

2. Just don't water it in the first place.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-19-2006, 12:09 PM

1. Buy a new house.

Swordmaster Link · 06-19-2006, 12:15 PM

Top Ten Pick-up lines

10. "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

BrandonTragedy · 06-19-2006, 12:16 PM

oh sorry. posted to late.

☎☃☢ · 06-19-2006, 12:19 PM

9. "I believe you have my stapler. Can I have it back?"

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-19-2006, 08:49 PM

8. Hey, what time is it? I lost my watch." -CSM

**Dr. Horrible** · 06-19-2006, 08:57 PM

7. Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

Codiekitty · 06-19-2006, 09:18 PM

6. "I bet I can drink more than you."

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-19-2006, 10:48 PM

5. "Hey there. Can I reimburse you for that drink you have?"

BrandonTragedy · 06-19-2006, 10:57 PM

4. *walk up to some random girl* WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

**Dr. Horrible** · 06-19-2006, 10:57 PM

3. Do you mind if I hit on your for a while?

06-19-2006, 12:05 AM	#27
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,119 Thanks: 371 Thanked 1,583 Times in 820 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,269.39 Bank: 23,924,268.37 Total Points: 24,034,537.76 Donate	Ooh, topical 5. Mexicans.

06-19-2006, 12:09 PM	#31
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,119 Thanks: 371 Thanked 1,583 Times in 820 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,269.39 Bank: 23,924,268.37 Total Points: 24,034,537.76 Donate	I'm recycling jokes. 1. Buy a new house.

06-19-2006, 12:16 PM	#33
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 147 Times in 127 Posts Points: 15,757.12 Bank: 103,088.98 Total Points: 118,846.10 Donate	oh sorry. posted to late. Last edited by Deathscythe; 06-19-2006 at 12:42 PM.

06-18-2006, 07:40 AM	#21
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,367 Thanks: 586 Thanked 437 Times in 287 Posts Points: 153,586.36 Bank: 56,655.27 Total Points: 210,241.62 Donate	1. Just ignore him completely and give him a day without your annoyance. -CSM

06-18-2006, 11:33 AM	#22
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,119 Thanks: 371 Thanked 1,583 Times in 820 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,269.39 Bank: 23,924,268.37 Total Points: 24,034,537.76 Donate	Top Ten Lazy Ways to Mow Your Lawn 10. Dynamite.

06-18-2006, 11:37 AM	#23
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,243.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,694.46 Donate	9. Cows Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-18-2006, 11:38 AM	#24
Irkenwarrior12 Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Your mother's face. SNAP! Gender: Posts: 1,138 Thanks: 26 Thanked 23 Times in 18 Posts Points: 15,251.32 Bank: 2,472.45 Total Points: 17,723.77 Donate	8.Fire

06-18-2006, 03:47 PM	#25
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,164 Thanks: 77 Thanked 341 Times in 243 Posts Points: 5,327.00 Bank: 192,756.25 Total Points: 198,083.25 Donate	7. Earthquake.

06-18-2006, 04:01 PM	#26
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,367 Thanks: 586 Thanked 437 Times in 287 Posts Points: 153,586.36 Bank: 56,655.27 Total Points: 210,241.62 Donate	6. Just put something over it. -CSM

06-19-2006, 02:22 AM	#28
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 28,062 Thanks: 311 Thanked 386 Times in 298 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 123,369.86 Bank: 4,127,213.33 Total Points: 4,250,583.18 Donate	4. Pour concrete over it.

06-19-2006, 02:51 AM	#29
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: right behind you, b*tch! Gender: Posts: 1,669 Thanks: 34 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Points: 20,589.00 Bank: 0.81 Total Points: 20,589.81 Donate	3. the lothar way.

06-19-2006, 09:24 AM	#30
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,243.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,694.46 Donate	2. Just don't water it in the first place. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-19-2006, 12:15 PM	#32
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,915 Thanks: 235 Thanked 775 Times in 548 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 298.18 Bank: 2,121,302.31 Total Points: 2,121,600.49 Donate	Top Ten Pick-up lines 10. "I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

06-19-2006, 12:19 PM	#34
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,676.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,384.83 Donate	9. "I believe you have my stapler. Can I have it back?"

06-19-2006, 08:49 PM	#35
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,367 Thanks: 586 Thanked 437 Times in 287 Posts Points: 153,586.36 Bank: 56,655.27 Total Points: 210,241.62 Donate	8. Hey, what time is it? I lost my watch." -CSM

06-19-2006, 08:57 PM	#36
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,738 Thanks: 127 Thanked 460 Times in 303 Posts Points: 3,165.05 Bank: 4,056,611.13 Total Points: 4,059,776.18 Donate	7. Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?

06-19-2006, 09:18 PM	#37
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,243.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,694.46 Donate	6. "I bet I can drink more than you." Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-19-2006, 10:48 PM	#38
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,119 Thanks: 371 Thanked 1,583 Times in 820 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 110,269.39 Bank: 23,924,268.37 Total Points: 24,034,537.76 Donate	5. "Hey there. Can I reimburse you for that drink you have?"

06-19-2006, 10:57 PM	#39
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 147 Times in 127 Posts Points: 15,757.12 Bank: 103,088.98 Total Points: 118,846.10 Donate	4. walk up to some random girl WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?