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**Crazyswordsman** · 06-22-2006, 08:04 PM

3. My mom's friends' perfume. -CSM

Deviot · 06-22-2006, 08:37 PM

2. Your clothes after working at Burger King for the day.(the longer, the worse the smell)

BrandonTragedy · 06-22-2006, 09:39 PM

1. a bunch of peoples puke all in one trash bag.

Kae · 06-22-2006, 09:47 PM

Top Ten Lines to Get Rid of Telemarketers:

BrandonTragedy · 06-22-2006, 10:04 PM

10. (if your married) My wife is in laber.

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-23-2006, 05:57 AM

9.
"I'm busy. Can we talk this evening at your house? I'll take your home phone number."
"No."
"You don't like being bothered at home?"
"No."
"Well, neither do I. Now get the hell off my phone." -CSM

Tales of CuccoLady · 06-23-2006, 11:18 AM

3.Sewage plants... (my old teacher had us go on a field trip there. I am not joking.)

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-23-2006, 11:47 AM

^ I think you're a bit late.

8. "Hi, are you interested in changing your long-distance plan?"
"Sorry, I don't have a phone."
"O... oh. Okay." *click*

**Dr. Horrible** · 06-23-2006, 12:06 PM

7."Sorry, I'm about to lose you, I'm going through a tunnel."
"But this is a home phone number."
"It's a long story. You see..."*click*

Tales of CuccoLady · 06-23-2006, 01:23 PM

6. I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. *click*

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-23-2006, 07:13 PM

5. "Doo-o dah dee-e - We're sorry. You have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again."

Codiekitty · 06-23-2006, 11:13 PM

4. Yell "WHAT?" after everything the telemarketer says.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

**Dr. Horrible** · 06-24-2006, 12:21 AM

3. "Oh yeah, that's hot. What are you wearing?"
"Uh...so, you're, uh...interested in joining our CD club?"
"Mmmm, I love it when you talk dirty. How big is your "club"?"
"...we...about 40,000 members."
"That's a lot of "members"."

Deviot · 06-24-2006, 01:28 PM

2. The number you have called is disconnected and cannot be reached. Please try again in the next century.

BrandonTragedy · 06-24-2006, 01:46 PM

1. you: Hello you have reached the viagra hot line, you should stop using viagra if *click*

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-24-2006, 01:54 PM

Top ten reasons why CSM isn't posting a title for this Top Ten list.

10. He got amnesia and forgot what he was doing at this very moment. -CSM

Tales of CuccoLady · 06-24-2006, 04:54 PM

He didn't feel like it... leave him alone!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-24-2006, 05:58 PM

8. He did, but he's trying some sort of metahumour on his part.

Rolls-Royce Man · 06-24-2006, 07:01 PM

7. He's eatin' a sandwich

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-24-2006, 07:39 PM

6. He was stuck on a subway for five hours. -CSM

06-22-2006, 08:04 PM	#61
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,342 Thanks: 582 Thanked 432 Times in 283 Posts Points: 151,849.20 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,304.47 Donate	3. My mom's friends' perfume. -CSM

06-22-2006, 08:37 PM	#62
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,687.34 Bank: 11,033.81 Total Points: 16,721.15 Donate	2. Your clothes after working at Burger King for the day.(the longer, the worse the smell)

06-22-2006, 09:39 PM	#63
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 146 Times in 126 Posts Points: 15,551.12 Bank: 101,067.63 Total Points: 116,618.75 Donate	1. a bunch of peoples puke all in one trash bag.

06-22-2006, 09:47 PM	#64
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,715 Thanks: 42 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts Points: 10,591.71 Bank: 3,206.62 Total Points: 13,798.33 Donate	Top Ten Lines to Get Rid of Telemarketers:

06-22-2006, 10:04 PM	#65
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 146 Times in 126 Posts Points: 15,551.12 Bank: 101,067.63 Total Points: 116,618.75 Donate	10. (if your married) My wife is in laber.

06-23-2006, 05:57 AM	#66
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,342 Thanks: 582 Thanked 432 Times in 283 Posts Points: 151,849.20 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,304.47 Donate	9. "I'm busy. Can we talk this evening at your house? I'll take your home phone number." "No." "You don't like being bothered at home?" "No." "Well, neither do I. Now get the hell off my phone." -CSM

06-23-2006, 11:18 AM	#67
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,560 Thanks: 1,216 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,198.78 Bank: 1,108.40 Total Points: 8,307.19 Donate	3.Sewage plants... (my old teacher had us go on a field trip there. I am not joking.)

06-23-2006, 11:47 AM	#68
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,567.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,826.95 Donate	^ I think you're a bit late. 8. "Hi, are you interested in changing your long-distance plan?" "Sorry, I don't have a phone." "O... oh. Okay." click

06-23-2006, 12:06 PM	#69
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,725 Thanks: 126 Thanked 449 Times in 299 Posts Points: 2,694.05 Bank: 3,822,635.27 Total Points: 3,825,329.32 Donate	7."Sorry, I'm about to lose you, I'm going through a tunnel." "But this is a home phone number." "It's a long story. You see..."click

06-23-2006, 01:23 PM	#70
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,560 Thanks: 1,216 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,198.78 Bank: 1,108.40 Total Points: 8,307.19 Donate	6. I'm not supposed to talk to strangers. click

06-23-2006, 07:13 PM	#71
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,567.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,826.95 Donate	5. "Doo-o dah dee-e - We're sorry. You have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again."

06-23-2006, 11:13 PM	#72
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 48,943.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,394.46 Donate	4. Yell "WHAT?" after everything the telemarketer says. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-24-2006, 12:21 AM	#73
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,725 Thanks: 126 Thanked 449 Times in 299 Posts Points: 2,694.05 Bank: 3,822,635.27 Total Points: 3,825,329.32 Donate	3. "Oh yeah, that's hot. What are you wearing?" "Uh...so, you're, uh...interested in joining our CD club?" "Mmmm, I love it when you talk dirty. How big is your "club"?" "...we...about 40,000 members." "That's a lot of "members"."

06-24-2006, 01:28 PM	#74
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,687.34 Bank: 11,033.81 Total Points: 16,721.15 Donate	2. The number you have called is disconnected and cannot be reached. Please try again in the next century.

06-24-2006, 01:46 PM	#75
BrandonTragedy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Some where u dont know Gender: Posts: 8,072 Thanks: 213 Thanked 146 Times in 126 Posts Points: 15,551.12 Bank: 101,067.63 Total Points: 116,618.75 Donate	1. you: Hello you have reached the viagra hot line, you should stop using viagra if click

06-24-2006, 01:54 PM	#76
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,342 Thanks: 582 Thanked 432 Times in 283 Posts Points: 151,849.20 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,304.47 Donate	Top ten reasons why CSM isn't posting a title for this Top Ten list. 10. He got amnesia and forgot what he was doing at this very moment. -CSM

06-24-2006, 04:54 PM	#77
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,560 Thanks: 1,216 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,198.78 Bank: 1,108.40 Total Points: 8,307.19 Donate	He didn't feel like it... leave him alone!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-24-2006, 05:58 PM	#78
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,107 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,574 Times in 814 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,567.08 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,104,826.95 Donate	8. He did, but he's trying some sort of metahumour on his part.

06-24-2006, 07:01 PM	#79
Rolls-Royce Man Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: BE PREPARED FOR YOUR MISSION. Gender: Posts: 8,647 Thanks: 225 Thanked 470 Times in 355 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 15,208.18 Bank: 52,269.67 Total Points: 67,477.85 Donate	7. He's eatin' a sandwich

06-24-2006, 07:39 PM	#80
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,342 Thanks: 582 Thanked 432 Times in 283 Posts Points: 151,849.20 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,304.47 Donate	6. He was stuck on a subway for five hours. -CSM