This is so sad :( (READ THE WHOLE THING)

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-11-2006, 06:58 PM

7th grade

stared at the girl next to me.

She was

my so called "best friend".

I

stared

at her

long, silky hair,

and wished she was

mine.

But she didnt notice me like that, I

knew it.

After class she

walked up to me and asked

me for the notes she had missed the day

before and

handed them to

her. She said "thanks"

and gave me a kiss on

the cheek. I wanna

tell her, I

want her to

know that I don`t

wanna Be just friends, I love her but I`m

just too shy,

and I don`t know

why...

11th Grade

The phone rang. on

the other end

it was

her. She was

in tears,

mumbling on

and on

about how her love had broke her heart.

She asked

me to come over

because she didn't want to be alone, so I

did. As I sat

next to her on

the sofa, I stared at

her soft eyes, wishing

she was mine.

after 2

hours,

a drew barrymore movie,

& 3 bags of

chips, she decided to go

to sleep. She

looked

at me,

said "thanks" and

gave me a kiss on the

cheek. I wanna tell her,

I want her to

kno

that I don`t

wanna be just

friends, I love her but

I'm just too shy, and idk wHy

Senior Year

The day before prom she walked to my

locker. "My date is Sick"

she said; he`s not qonna

go. well I didnt

have a dAte and

in 7th qrade we

made a promise that if

neither of us had dates we would go

together

just as "best

friends". So

we did.

Prom niqht

After everything was over I was standing

at her

front

door step. I stared

at her, She smiled at me

I want her

to be mine,

but she

doesn`t

think of me like that

and I kno it.

then she said "I Had the

best time,

thanks!" and gave me a kiss

on the cheek. I wanna

tell her,

I want her to kno that I don`t

want to be just

friends, I love her

but I`m just too shy,

and I

don`t kNow why

Graduation Day

a

day passed, then a week, then a month.

before I could blink, it

was graduation day. I watched as her

perfect

body

floated like an anqel

up on staqe to qet her

diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she

didnt notice

me like that, and I knew

it. Before everyone

went home, she came to me in her smock

and

hat, and

cried as I hugged her.

then she lifted

her

head from my shoulder and said, you`re

my

best friend,

thanks!" and gave

me a kiss on the Cheek.

I wanna tell her, I want her to know that

I

don`t wanna

be just friends, I

love her but I`m just

too shy, and I don`t know why

A Few Years Later

now I sit in the pews of the church. that

girl is gettinq married

now. I watched her say "i do" and drive

off

to her new

life, married to another man.

I wanted her

to be mine, but she didn`t see me like

that

and I knew

it. But before she

Drove away, she came to

me n said you came!" She said. "thanks!"

and kissed me

on the cheek. I

wanna tell her, I want

her to

know that i dont wanna be just

friends, I love

her but I`m just too

shy, and i don`t

know why }]|

Years

passed,

I looked

down at the coffin

of a qirl who used to

be my "best friend". at the service they

read a diary

entry she had wrote in

her hiqh school years.

This is what it

read: I stare at him wishing

he was

mine, but he doesn`t notice

me like that, and I

know it. i wanna tell him, i want him to

kno

that I

don`t wanna be just friends,

I love him but I'm

just too shy, and I don`t know why. I wish

he

would tell

me he loved me...I wish I

did too. I

thought to myself, and I cried

and inbetween those tears

i whistled for a cab

and when it came near

The liscense plate said FRESH

and there were dice in the mirror

if anything I could say this cab was rare

but I thought "no, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and

I said

to the cabby

"Yo homes, smell ya later!"

Looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

to sit on my throne

as the prince of Bel-air

Kain Highwind · 07-11-2006, 07:35 PM

Swordmaster Link · 07-11-2006, 07:35 PM

You totally got that from MySpace.

Codiekitty · 07-11-2006, 07:45 PM

...why's it written in those itty bitty lines?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-11-2006, 07:45 PM

Here is my analysis.

It's a meta-shamanistic reinterpretation of Marxist ethnoeconomic theory and its place in post-9/11 cyberlandscapes. The artist has transformed the man's catalogue of failure and suffering into an accountant's ledger, wherein painful human learning experiences are given monetary value, and recompense is demanded from either society or deity. Education, recreation, and tradition are all presented as costly, frivolous ventures which do not lead to happiness, but to anguish and regret. In the end, the only thing that has brought the man happiness is the voiding of her bowels, suggesting that the human condition revolves primarily around the basic biological needs of the human body. As humans try to forget their mammalian ancestry and elevate themselves to the status of cold, sterile gods, they find less fulfillment and more conflict in their lives. Only the acceptance of what we are can lead us to become more, and only then will our lives truly be "priceless".

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-11-2006, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Here is my analysis.

It's a meta-shamanistic reinterpretation of Marxist ethnoeconomic theory and its place in post-9/11 cyberlandscapes. The artist has transformed the man's catalogue of failure and suffering into an accountant's ledger, wherein painful human learning experiences are given monetary value, and recompense is demanded from either society or deity. Education, recreation, and tradition are all presented as costly, frivolous ventures which do not lead to happiness, but to anguish and regret. In the end, the only thing that has brought the man happiness is the voiding of her bowels, suggesting that the human condition revolves primarily around the basic biological needs of the human body. As humans try to forget their mammalian ancestry and elevate themselves to the status of cold, sterile gods, they find less fulfillment and more conflict in their lives. Only the acceptance of what we are can lead us to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled out at the cabby "Yo Homes, smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on the throne as the prince of Bel-air.

Fixed.

And SML, I got the bulletin from Myspace and Bel-Air'd it. It's really fun to do to stories like that.

Swordmaster Link · 07-11-2006, 08:47 PM

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-11-2006, 08:58 PM

^^ The funny thing is, where I stole it from, the exact same thing happened.

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-11-2006, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

^^ The funny thing is, where I stole it from, the exact same thing happened.

It got Bel-aired in the same spot?

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-11-2006, 09:08 PM

The end? Yes.

**March of the Covenant** · 07-11-2006, 09:19 PM

This is my future.

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-11-2006, 09:20 PM

Yeah, except she-who-shall-remain-unnamed actually knows you like her.

**March of the Covenant** · 07-11-2006, 09:22 PM

True, true.

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-11-2006, 09:23 PM

She'll just get married to Spurg and then realize that you were way better than him.

Actually, if she dates him for any longer than a month after this point, I will be completely and utterly shocked. Seriously.

But let's not bring our personal lives here. Again.

**March of the Covenant** · 07-11-2006, 09:24 PM

I agree entirely, on both parts.

**Dylan** · 07-12-2006, 12:01 AM

She was probably talking about someone else. Like me. I'm a total heartbreaker.

-Dylan

Crazybirdanimations · 07-12-2006, 12:40 AM

The story was sad...
BEFORE everybody started commenting it.

Koga · 07-12-2006, 04:50 AM

When I read the first bit, it reminded me of William Shatner.

The last bit reminded me of Will Smith, oddly enough...

**NintendoNut** · 07-12-2006, 05:53 AM

That's like the Naked Gun series.

Minister of Silly Walks · 07-12-2006, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koga

When I read the first bit, it reminded me of William Shatner.

The last bit reminded me of Will Smith, oddly enough...

Haha. "This is better than the time we saw Fiddler on the Roof with William Shatner!"

"A...

Fiddler...

On the roof.

Sounds...

Crazy, no?

But here

In our little

Town of...

Anatevka...

You might say we...

all are...

........KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA N!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by saeed

The story was sad...
BEFORE everybody started commenting it.

Did you even read the ending?

07-11-2006, 06:58 PM	#1
Minister of Silly Walks Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,821 Thanks: 635 Thanked 725 Times in 407 Posts Points: 78,347.77 Bank: 161,394.34 Total Points: 239,742.11 Donate	This is so sad :( (READ THE WHOLE THING) 7th grade stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didnt notice me like that, I knew it. After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to know that I don`t wanna Be just friends, I love her but I`m just too shy, and I don`t know why... 11th Grade The phone rang. on the other end it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. after 2 hours, a drew barrymore movie, & 3 bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to kno that I don`t wanna be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and idk wHy Senior Year The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is Sick" she said; he`s not qonna go. well I didnt have a dAte and in 7th qrade we made a promise that if neither of us had dates we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom niqht After everything was over I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her, She smiled at me I want her to be mine, but she doesn`t think of me like that and I kno it. then she said "I Had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to kno that I don`t want to be just friends, I love her but I`m just too shy, and I don`t kNow why Graduation Day a day passed, then a week, then a month. before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an anqel up on staqe to qet her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didnt notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, you`re my best friend, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the Cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to know that I don`t wanna be just friends, I love her but I`m just too shy, and I don`t know why A Few Years Later now I sit in the pews of the church. that girl is gettinq married now. I watched her say "i do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that and I knew it. But before she Drove away, she came to me n said you came!" She said. "thanks!" and kissed me on the cheek. I wanna tell her, I want her to know that i dont wanna be just friends, I love her but I`m just too shy, and i don`t know why }]\| Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a qirl who used to be my "best friend". at the service they read a diary entry she had wrote in her hiqh school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn`t notice me like that, and I know it. i wanna tell him, i want him to kno that I don`t wanna be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don`t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me...I wish I did too. I thought to myself, and I cried and inbetween those tears i whistled for a cab and when it came near The liscense plate said FRESH and there were dice in the mirror if anything I could say this cab was rare but I thought "no, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I said to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air

07-11-2006, 07:45 PM	#5
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,844.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,104.70 Donate	Very entertaining. Here is my analysis. It's a meta-shamanistic reinterpretation of Marxist ethnoeconomic theory and its place in post-9/11 cyberlandscapes. The artist has transformed the man's catalogue of failure and suffering into an accountant's ledger, wherein painful human learning experiences are given monetary value, and recompense is demanded from either society or deity. Education, recreation, and tradition are all presented as costly, frivolous ventures which do not lead to happiness, but to anguish and regret. In the end, the only thing that has brought the man happiness is the voiding of her bowels, suggesting that the human condition revolves primarily around the basic biological needs of the human body. As humans try to forget their mammalian ancestry and elevate themselves to the status of cold, sterile gods, they find less fulfillment and more conflict in their lives. Only the acceptance of what we are can lead us to become more, and only then will our lives truly be "priceless".

07-11-2006, 08:58 PM	#8
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,844.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,104.70 Donate	Kismet. ^^ The funny thing is, where I stole it from, the exact same thing happened.

07-11-2006, 07:35 PM	#2
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07-11-2006, 07:35 PM	#3
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,881 Thanks: 234 Thanked 769 Times in 544 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,112.76 Bank: 2,078,289.05 Total Points: 2,079,401.81 Donate	You totally got that from MySpace.

07-11-2006, 07:45 PM	#4
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07-11-2006, 08:47 PM	#7
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 30,881 Thanks: 234 Thanked 769 Times in 544 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 1,112.76 Bank: 2,078,289.05 Total Points: 2,079,401.81 Donate	^

07-11-2006, 09:08 PM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,844.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,104.70 Donate	The end? Yes.

07-11-2006, 09:19 PM	#11
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,532.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,088.44 Donate	This is my future.

07-11-2006, 09:20 PM	#12
Minister of Silly Walks Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,821 Thanks: 635 Thanked 725 Times in 407 Posts Points: 78,347.77 Bank: 161,394.34 Total Points: 239,742.11 Donate	Yeah, except she-who-shall-remain-unnamed actually knows you like her.

07-11-2006, 09:22 PM	#13
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,532.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,088.44 Donate	True, true.

07-11-2006, 09:23 PM	#14
Minister of Silly Walks Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,821 Thanks: 635 Thanked 725 Times in 407 Posts Points: 78,347.77 Bank: 161,394.34 Total Points: 239,742.11 Donate	She'll just get married to Spurg and then realize that you were way better than him. Actually, if she dates him for any longer than a month after this point, I will be completely and utterly shocked. Seriously. But let's not bring our personal lives here. Again.

07-11-2006, 09:24 PM	#15
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,532.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,088.44 Donate	I agree entirely, on both parts.

07-12-2006, 12:01 AM	#16
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,386 Thanks: 1,016 Thanked 1,008 Times in 463 Posts Points: 38,902.07 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 38,902.07 Donate	She was probably talking about someone else. Like me. I'm a total heartbreaker. -Dylan

07-12-2006, 04:50 AM	#18
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,095 Thanks: 104 Thanked 183 Times in 117 Posts Points: 107,813.07 Bank: 21,640.09 Total Points: 129,453.16 Donate	When I read the first bit, it reminded me of William Shatner. The last bit reminded me of Will Smith, oddly enough...

07-12-2006, 05:53 AM	#19
NintendoNut NinNut Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,286 Thanks: 84 Thanked 37 Times in 30 Posts Points: 48,007.56 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 48,007.56 Donate	That's like the Naked Gun series.