VGF Awards: Red Carpet

Cornell J · 07-28-2006, 11:29 AM

*Yeah, I've been asked to make a red carpet topic to see all our "celebrities" walking down the carpet and into the "theater" for the award show. This is an interactive thread to last until Andre returns to begin the awards*

Welcome everyone to the VGF Red Carpet, the countdown has offically begun, with 59 minutes left until the beggining of the show. And who is this pulling up in this smashing limosouine?
*Metal Mario hops out the limo*
It's Metal Mario, MM are you going to be presenting any awards tonight?
MM: No, despite my longevity here, Andre has not asked me to present any awards tonight
CJ (in mind): Wonder why....
CJ: It looks as if you weren't nominated for any category either, does that bug you?
MM: *Gives glare*
CJ: Screw you too.

Well, I wonder what other celebs will be coming down the red carpet to attend these awards.

CJ: IT'S TOM CRUISE, TOM OVER HERE TOM! OVER HERE!
*Cruise walks past*
CJ: F*ck you too buddy.

Do continue

Everybody Nose · 07-28-2006, 12:26 PM

^ Sometimes, it's just hard to believe you're a grown a*s man

.

Anyway, I gotta make a run to the store, when I return, I hope to begin the show.

**March of the Covenant** · 07-28-2006, 12:31 PM

Eh, I'm not talking to the media.

mushroom · 07-28-2006, 12:36 PM

mushroom: so, mushroom, you're up for Best Returning Member. How does that make you feel?

mushroom: well, mushroom, I'm grateful for the nomination, but I have to keep up a humble demeanor. I'll never forget where I came from.

mushroom: thanks, mushroom. *goes home, drinks a bottle of whiskey, shoots self in head*

Golden Ganon · 07-28-2006, 01:10 PM

reporter: ganon is it true you will get most of the votes today for the biggest n00b of the year award?

ganon: why yes it is true.

reporter: why most of the votes?

ganon: Immaturity, bad grammar and spelling and spam

reporter: How will it make you feel to beat saeed?

ganon: It will make me feel like I crushed his work and that is a good feeling.

reporter: One last thing ganon, will you be proud if you win this award?

ganon: Well I freaked at first but I will feel great victory if I win that award.

*ganon walks into the presentation building*

Bomby · 07-28-2006, 01:41 PM

Malik pulls up in a giant purple cadillac.

Reporter: Malik! What are your plans for this evening?

Malik: STFU, I gotta go present the first award.

Reporter: and what award would that be?

Malik: I think its best avatar.

Reporter: are you gonna read the teleprompter?

Malik: No, I never learned how to read. gotta go, bye.

Codiekitty · 07-28-2006, 02:24 PM

*CK arrives in a litter being carried by four lemmings*

Reporter: It's CodieKitty! All dressed up for the occasion in a bow tie instead of a scarf! CodieKitty, may I have a word with you?

CK: Sure!

Reporter: You're in the running for both Best Female Member and Best Mod. How do you feel about your chances of winning?

CK: I'd feel better if I weren't competing against a dragon and a faerie. But getting nominated is sweet enough! Kinda like in Rocky! Except hopefully this doesn't end in punching.

Reporter: Can I ask you one last thing?

CK: Sure.

Reporter: Where can I get a balloon Viking hat?

CK: ...

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Frumie Bandy · 07-28-2006, 02:34 PM

Reporter: Oh look! It's Frumious Bandersnatch!

*Frumious rides in, riding a Giant Kaiju Goose*

Reporter: Mr. Frumious, what are you running for?

*Frumious doesn't stop*

Frumious: Nothing!

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-28-2006, 11:59 PM

*Hayfever leaps over several buildings and lands on the red carpet*

Same reporter as above: ...Huh?

Me: Exactly.

*Throws down smoke bomb and vanishes in the manner of Crouching Pom, Hidden Pom*

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-29-2006, 12:14 AM

*Ace elects to take the side entrance and run up 59 flights of stairs, instead of making a flashy entrance at the main floor*

DELICIOUS POISON · 07-29-2006, 03:03 PM

It was a dark and stormy night. Wait, no, it wasn't. It was all clear skies in the early evening. So sue me.

Heads turned as a dark limo pulled up to the walk, its tinted windows giving no quarter as to who had ridden as its passenger. There, the limo sat for 3 solid minutes. The murmurs in the crowd rose to a great crescendo, and just as security was starting to dial up the tow company... There was a scream. A cry of terror, the blood-curdling variety. The crowd was all a hush. In the midst of that silence, the door opened. From the driver's seat, not the expected passenger door, did A.I. emerge. He was wearing a sleek black suit, and it glistened with dripping blood. He flashed a great grin with his pearly whites, just before he spoke.

"They always say you should go out with a bang, but I think the same applies to making your entrance," he softly told the crowd. As he finished the word "entrance," the rear door to the car swung open, and out slumped the mangled remains of what may have been the limo driver. Mirroring the flash of A.I.'s whites, the cadaver's mouth was agape in some kind of a morbid smile..

The spotlight was stolen, though, when a single stiletto-clad foot ungratiously kick-shoved the rest of the body onto the walk. Saria Dragon daintily stepped over the remains, careful not to get any clashing, dark-red blood on the trail of her beautiful crimson dress. Strangely enough, she was spotless. The crowd began to rumble again, as she cattily took to A.I.'s side, and kissed his cheek. The rumble became quite nearly deafening, as the two finished the walk to the door; denying onlookers of any and all explanation.

**Crazyswordsman** · 07-29-2006, 04:03 PM

Reporter: CSM makes his debut at the VGF awards, pulling up now in his beat up jalopy. How do you feel?

CSM: I wanted a better seat. And more money.

Reporter: What do you mean by that?

CSM: Look, I sit around all day thinking up lame jokes! I get absolutely no credit!

Reporter: Are you up for any awards?

CSM: Hell no! I'm not respectable enough for the good awards, and I'm too respectable for the bad ones! However, I will be performing a rendition of "Fat Bottomed Girls" with Brian May as part of the performances.

Reporter: When will you be eligeable for something?

CSM: Probably never. I hope to be able to present at some point though.

Reporter: So, well, how bout them Yankees?

CSM: I hate the Yankees.

Reporter: How bout them Red Sox?

CSM: I hate the Red Sox.

Reporter: What? You hate BOTH? HOW?

CSM: I don't bandwagon. Bandwagoners are losers who don't know anything about sports.

Reporter: I hear you're campaigning actively for Chrono Break.

CSM: We're overdue. I'm suffering from a lack of Chrono.

Reporter: I also hear you keep Grues as pets/

CSM: WHAT? LIES!

*Reporter promptly gets eaten by a Grue*.

Bystander: Hey, look! A Domo-kun!

CSM: No. That's a Grue. It may look like a Domokun, but it's actually a Grue. Just for that, you get eaten too.

Bystander: LololololOl! I cast Grue immunity. I'm immuen to Gruezzz0rz! LOLOLOLOLOOLL!!!!!

CSM: Fine, so be it. You get eaten by a Eurg.

Lucas · 07-30-2006, 01:10 AM

*FX teleports in like Zero*

Reporter: Who's that?

FX: Before you ask, I was not nominated for anything.

Reporter: Well, it seems like your avatar could've gotten nominated, but why not?

FX: Because I got it after the nominations.

Reporter: Wait, why am I talking to you?

FX: Well... umm--

Crazed Mega Man X Fan: THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!!!

FX: Oh, Crud! Not them! *runs inside building while being chased by lots of Mega Man X fans*

Crazed Mega Man X Fan: Wait, Zero! Come back!

FX (in mind): Why do I have to look like Zero? *Thinks that while accidentally ramming into CodieKitty*

FX: OH, CRAP!!! *Gets trampled by about 84 Mega Man X Fans*

Codiekitty · 07-30-2006, 10:28 AM

CK: My avatar is better because it's not a recolor of a character people for some reason still think it's cool to like.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Crazybirdanimations · 07-30-2006, 11:45 AM

* Crazybirdanimations hides in bushes so crazed fans dont get him

Also, the VGF awards are going to take place in which theater?

Golden Ganon · 07-30-2006, 12:59 PM

They are done. I won biggest n00b of the year award!

Sorry saeed!

Tad Venture · 07-30-2006, 02:29 PM

You do realize that award is not a good thing, right?

Golden Ganon · 07-30-2006, 02:29 PM

Sure do!

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 07-30-2006, 04:40 PM

* Viceroy Nute Gunray bitchslaps saeed

Lucas · 07-30-2006, 06:14 PM

Wow. ?G is very enthusiastic about a shameful award! (?G is all EG, UG, PG, and whatever-G he's going to use.)

FX: I never said that my avatar was better than yours.

07-28-2006, 11:29 AM	#1
Cornell J Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,074 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 11,955.67 Bank: 358.60 Total Points: 12,314.27 Donate	VGF Awards: Red Carpet Yeah, I've been asked to make a red carpet topic to see all our "celebrities" walking down the carpet and into the "theater" for the award show. This is an interactive thread to last until Andre returns to begin the awards Welcome everyone to the VGF Red Carpet, the countdown has offically begun, with 59 minutes left until the beggining of the show. And who is this pulling up in this smashing limosouine? Metal Mario hops out the limo It's Metal Mario, MM are you going to be presenting any awards tonight? MM: No, despite my longevity here, Andre has not asked me to present any awards tonight CJ (in mind): Wonder why.... CJ: It looks as if you weren't nominated for any category either, does that bug you? MM: Gives glare CJ: Screw you too. Well, I wonder what other celebs will be coming down the red carpet to attend these awards. CJ: IT'S TOM CRUISE, TOM OVER HERE TOM! OVER HERE! Cruise walks past CJ: F*ck you too buddy. Do continue

07-29-2006, 12:14 AM	#10
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 18,997 Thanks: 364 Thanked 1,533 Times in 793 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 103,118.07 Bank: 15,171,716.36 Total Points: 15,274,834.43 Donate	STR Ace elects to take the side entrance and run up 59 flights of stairs, instead of making a flashy entrance at the main floor Last edited by Ace Mercury; 07-29-2006 at 04:03 PM. Reason: I can't count.

07-29-2006, 03:03 PM	#11
DELICIOUS POISON Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 16,165 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,332 Times in 688 Posts Points: 4,653.00 Bank: 2,276,668.29 Total Points: 2,281,321.29 Donate	It was a dark and stormy night. Wait, no, it wasn't. It was all clear skies in the early evening. So sue me. Heads turned as a dark limo pulled up to the walk, its tinted windows giving no quarter as to who had ridden as its passenger. There, the limo sat for 3 solid minutes. The murmurs in the crowd rose to a great crescendo, and just as security was starting to dial up the tow company... There was a scream. A cry of terror, the blood-curdling variety. The crowd was all a hush. In the midst of that silence, the door opened. From the driver's seat, not the expected passenger door, did A.I. emerge. He was wearing a sleek black suit, and it glistened with dripping blood. He flashed a great grin with his pearly whites, just before he spoke. "They always say you should go out with a bang, but I think the same applies to making your entrance," he softly told the crowd. As he finished the word "entrance," the rear door to the car swung open, and out slumped the mangled remains of what may have been the limo driver. Mirroring the flash of A.I.'s whites, the cadaver's mouth was agape in some kind of a morbid smile.. The spotlight was stolen, though, when a single stiletto-clad foot ungratiously kick-shoved the rest of the body onto the walk. Saria Dragon daintily stepped over the remains, careful not to get any clashing, dark-red blood on the trail of her beautiful crimson dress. Strangely enough, she was spotless. The crowd began to rumble again, as she cattily took to A.I.'s side, and kissed his cheek. The rumble became quite nearly deafening, as the two finished the walk to the door; denying onlookers of any and all explanation. Last edited by GRENTLEMEN; 07-29-2006 at 03:10 PM.

07-30-2006, 01:10 AM	#13
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 649.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,174.04 Donate	The MMXFC. Figure it out. FX teleports in like Zero Reporter: Who's that? FX: Before you ask, I was not nominated for anything. Reporter: Well, it seems like your avatar could've gotten nominated, but why not? FX: Because I got it after the nominations. Reporter: Wait, why am I talking to you? FX: Well... umm-- Crazed Mega Man X Fan: THERE HE IS!!! GET HIM!!! FX: Oh, Crud! Not them! runs inside building while being chased by lots of Mega Man X fans Crazed Mega Man X Fan: Wait, Zero! Come back! FX (in mind): Why do I have to look like Zero? Thinks that while accidentally ramming into CodieKitty FX: OH, CRAP!!! Gets trampled by about 84 Mega Man X Fans

07-28-2006, 12:26 PM	#2
Everybody Nose All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,221 Thanks: 981 Thanked 669 Times in 388 Posts Points: 47,307.31 Bank: 598,669.29 Total Points: 645,976.60 Donate	^ Sometimes, it's just hard to believe you're a grown a*s man . Anyway, I gotta make a run to the store, when I return, I hope to begin the show.

07-28-2006, 12:31 PM	#3
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,932 Thanks: 804 Thanked 353 Times in 241 Posts Points: 18,447.16 Bank: 127,730.58 Total Points: 146,177.74 Donate	Eh, I'm not talking to the media.

07-28-2006, 12:36 PM	#4
mushroom Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Brandon, MS Gender: Posts: 5,517 Thanks: 43 Thanked 55 Times in 48 Posts Points: 2,489.40 Bank: 24,595.78 Total Points: 27,085.18 Donate	mushroom: so, mushroom, you're up for Best Returning Member. How does that make you feel? mushroom: well, mushroom, I'm grateful for the nomination, but I have to keep up a humble demeanor. I'll never forget where I came from. mushroom: thanks, mushroom. goes home, drinks a bottle of whiskey, shoots self in head

07-28-2006, 01:10 PM	#5
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,396 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 10,809.08 Bank: 103.04 Total Points: 10,912.12 Donate	reporter: ganon is it true you will get most of the votes today for the biggest n00b of the year award? ganon: why yes it is true. reporter: why most of the votes? ganon: Immaturity, bad grammar and spelling and spam reporter: How will it make you feel to beat saeed? ganon: It will make me feel like I crushed his work and that is a good feeling. reporter: One last thing ganon, will you be proud if you win this award? ganon: Well I freaked at first but I will feel great victory if I win that award. ganon walks into the presentation building

07-28-2006, 01:41 PM	#6
Bomby My name is Stereotype with an A Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Searching the city for Sci-Fi Wasabi Gender: Posts: 15,200 Thanks: 210 Thanked 613 Times in 399 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 8,048.27 Bank: 2,506,696.76 Total Points: 2,514,745.04 Donate	Malik pulls up in a giant purple cadillac. Reporter: Malik! What are your plans for this evening? Malik: STFU, I gotta go present the first award. Reporter: and what award would that be? Malik: I think its best avatar. Reporter: are you gonna read the teleprompter? Malik: No, I never learned how to read. gotta go, bye.

07-28-2006, 02:24 PM	#7
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 46,008.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,067,459.46 Donate	CK arrives in a litter being carried by four lemmings Reporter: It's CodieKitty! All dressed up for the occasion in a bow tie instead of a scarf! CodieKitty, may I have a word with you? CK: Sure! Reporter: You're in the running for both Best Female Member and Best Mod. How do you feel about your chances of winning? CK: I'd feel better if I weren't competing against a dragon and a faerie. But getting nominated is sweet enough! Kinda like in Rocky! Except hopefully this doesn't end in punching. Reporter: Can I ask you one last thing? CK: Sure. Reporter: Where can I get a balloon Viking hat? CK: ... Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

07-28-2006, 02:34 PM	#8
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,839 Thanks: 284 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,303.97 Bank: 35,252.09 Total Points: 63,556.06 Donate	Reporter: Oh look! It's Frumious Bandersnatch! Frumious rides in, riding a Giant Kaiju Goose Reporter: Mr. Frumious, what are you running for? Frumious doesn't stop Frumious: Nothing!

07-28-2006, 11:59 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,500 Thanks: 176 Thanked 813 Times in 515 Posts Points: 110,773.54 Bank: 1,171.59 Total Points: 111,945.14 Donate	Hayfever leaps over several buildings and lands on the red carpet Same reporter as above: ...Huh? Me: Exactly. Throws down smoke bomb and vanishes in the manner of Crouching Pom, Hidden Pom And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

07-29-2006, 04:03 PM	#12
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,087 Thanks: 546 Thanked 382 Times in 264 Posts Points: 136,845.76 Bank: 33,856.01 Total Points: 170,701.77 Donate	Reporter: CSM makes his debut at the VGF awards, pulling up now in his beat up jalopy. How do you feel? CSM: I wanted a better seat. And more money. Reporter: What do you mean by that? CSM: Look, I sit around all day thinking up lame jokes! I get absolutely no credit! Reporter: Are you up for any awards? CSM: Hell no! I'm not respectable enough for the good awards, and I'm too respectable for the bad ones! However, I will be performing a rendition of "Fat Bottomed Girls" with Brian May as part of the performances. Reporter: When will you be eligeable for something? CSM: Probably never. I hope to be able to present at some point though. Reporter: So, well, how bout them Yankees? CSM: I hate the Yankees. Reporter: How bout them Red Sox? CSM: I hate the Red Sox. Reporter: What? You hate BOTH? HOW? CSM: I don't bandwagon. Bandwagoners are losers who don't know anything about sports. Reporter: I hear you're campaigning actively for Chrono Break. CSM: We're overdue. I'm suffering from a lack of Chrono. Reporter: I also hear you keep Grues as pets/ CSM: WHAT? LIES! Reporter promptly gets eaten by a Grue. Bystander: Hey, look! A Domo-kun! CSM: No. That's a Grue. It may look like a Domokun, but it's actually a Grue. Just for that, you get eaten too. Bystander: LololololOl! I cast Grue immunity. I'm immuen to Gruezzz0rz! LOLOLOLOLOOLL!!!!! CSM: Fine, so be it. You get eaten by a Eurg.

07-30-2006, 10:28 AM	#14
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 46,008.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,067,459.46 Donate	CK: My avatar is better because it's not a recolor of a character people for some reason still think it's cool to like. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

07-30-2006, 11:45 AM	#15
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,652 Thanks: 233 Thanked 202 Times in 166 Posts Points: 13,639.34 Bank: 9,511.32 Total Points: 23,150.66 Donate	* Crazybirdanimations hides in bushes so crazed fans dont get him Also, the VGF awards are going to take place in which theater?

07-30-2006, 12:59 PM	#16
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,396 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 10,809.08 Bank: 103.04 Total Points: 10,912.12 Donate	They are done. I won biggest n00b of the year award! Sorry saeed!

07-30-2006, 02:29 PM	#17
Tad Venture Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 23,664 Thanks: 545 Thanked 660 Times in 389 Posts Points: 86,836.62 Bank: 108,613.76 Total Points: 195,450.38 Donate	You do realize that award is not a good thing, right?

07-30-2006, 04:40 PM	#19
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 87,476.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 126,176.13 Donate	* Viceroy Nute Gunray bitchslaps saeed

07-30-2006, 06:14 PM	#20
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 649.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,174.04 Donate	Wow. ?G is very enthusiastic about a shameful award! (?G is all EG, UG, PG, and whatever-G he's going to use.) FX: I never said that my avatar was better than yours.