Ladies And Gentlemen, Live From Memphis, Tennessee, It's The 8th Annual VGF Awards - Page 3 - VGF

**March of the Covenant** · 07-28-2006, 05:39 PM

I demand a recount for newbie of the year, although this ask for a recount is in vain.

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 08:00 PM

We'll be back up in 35 minutes

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 08:40 PM

We shall be presenting the award for Best Female member in about 10 minutes.

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 08:47 PM

And to present the Best Female Member award:

Ollie!

Toad556 · 07-28-2006, 08:52 PM

Hey everyone, long time no see, I'm here to present the award for best female member, and the nominees are:

Heroine Of The Dragon (HotD)

Saria Dragon (SD)

Zelda Girl

And the winner is

Heroine Of The Dragon (HotD)!!!!!!!

I've got to go now, so I'll see all of you some other time.

Codiekitty · 07-28-2006, 08:54 PM

I knew I wasn't going to win, but I thought I was at least in the running.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Swordmaster Link · 07-28-2006, 08:56 PM

*hugs Codie*

Congrats Hotster!

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 08:58 PM

*sighs*, that's the second time I messed something up today.

Codie, you're always a winner in my heart.

Best mod is up next

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 09:01 PM

And here to present Best Mod, PARAKARRY!

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 09:02 PM

give him a second.

Parrakarry · 07-28-2006, 09:12 PM

So... it's been a while, VGF -- last time I was here, it was still UBB

-- but now I'm here all the way from wherever the hell I've been to present to you... the best mod award! The nominees for this PRESTIGIOUS award are...:

AI!

Koga!

HotD!

Codiekitty!

Aaaanddd... last but CERTAINLY not least... Cravdraa!

Now, who WINS this award? That question is far more difficult to answer. I could certainly simply tell you straight up, but I'd much rather draw it out, since that's the whole point of an award show, right?

So... without a commercial break to leave you biting your nails for 5 minutes, how am I to entertain you in between? This question has kept me up at night. I finally wrote an essay to entertain you:

An essay on Best Mod Award

To delve deeply into Best Mod Award is an exciting adventure. I really, really like Best Mod Award. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Best Mod Award is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably Best Mod Award is often misunderstood by so called 'babies', who form the last great hope for our civilzation. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Best Mod Award to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. No symbol is more potent than Best Mod Award in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Primarily Best Mod Award builds trust among the people. If society has a favourite child, it is Best Mod Award.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Best Mod Award. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case.

Inflation

. . . . . . . .Best Mod Award

What a splendid graph. Seemingly inflation plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0

In the words of style icon Demetrius Skank 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If Best Mod Award be the food of politics, play on.
One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Best Mod Award, and what's more human than politics?

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Best Mod Award is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is always fashionably late.

Let's finish with a thought from star Beyonce Lopez: 'You win some, you loose some, but Best Mod Award wins most often.' [3]

----------------

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Go mad for Best Mod Award - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books

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Alright. Now that you've read that scintillating essay, I believe I can tell you the winner. And the winner is...

*drum roll*
*drum breaks*
*new drum bought*
*re-drum roll*

KOGA!

Congratulations, Koga, and goodnight, VGF.

GRENTLEMEN · 07-28-2006, 09:15 PM

Yo PK! Congrats on winning the duchest mod, Koga.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 07-28-2006, 09:15 PM

Um, I was a nominee for best Mod as well as Tikal for Best Female Member.

Why are there so many errors? koga neatly outlined everything on page 2 of the original topic.

Cravdraa · 07-28-2006, 09:16 PM

I didn't win! Woot! Keep the streak alive!

Congrats Koga!

Codiekitty · 07-28-2006, 09:18 PM

Go Kogasan! You deserve winning this both for your modship abilities, and because you weren't nominated for Best Male Member!

*CK puts on We Are The Champions*

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Swordmaster Link · 07-28-2006, 09:18 PM

Kickass post PK.

Parrakarry · 07-28-2006, 09:19 PM

I just typed the nominees that I was told

Sorry about any errors, I just haven't been on VGF recently so I really have no clue.

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 09:19 PM

Knux, I took what was on my Word Document, based on votes, so if I missed some nominees I'm sorry. I'm trying to do this to the best of my ability, so I'm sorry if anyone is left out...that more than likely means you didn't get any votes.

ADVENTURE BUS · 07-28-2006, 09:28 PM

And to present the last award of the night.

CK

[Sorry CK, see my last post, I'm sooooo sorry]

Codiekitty · 07-28-2006, 09:28 PM

You'd make a great employee on one of those suicide hotlines.

Dude, WTF, I had my post all typed out and was waiting for you to tell me to post it.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

07-28-2006, 08:00 PM	#42
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	We'll be back up in 35 minutes __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

07-28-2006, 08:40 PM	#43
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	We shall be presenting the award for Best Female member in about 10 minutes. __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

07-28-2006, 08:47 PM	#44
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	And to present the Best Female Member award: Ollie! __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

07-28-2006, 08:58 PM	#48
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	sighs, that's the second time I messed something up today. Codie, you're always a winner in my heart. Best mod is up next __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

07-28-2006, 09:01 PM	#49
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	And here to present Best Mod, PARAKARRY! __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

07-28-2006, 05:39 PM	#41
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,538 Thanks: 749 Thanked 313 Times in 219 Posts Points: 12,165.80 Bank: 98,725.98 Total Points: 110,891.78 Donate	I demand a recount for newbie of the year, although this ask for a recount is in vain.

07-28-2006, 08:52 PM	#45
Toad556 Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pffft <insert witty comment here> Gender: Posts: 687 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 28,016.71 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 28,516.71 Donate	Hey everyone, long time no see, I'm here to present the award for best female member, and the nominees are: Heroine Of The Dragon (HotD) Saria Dragon (SD) Zelda Girl And the winner is Heroine Of The Dragon (HotD)!!!!!!! I've got to go now, so I'll see all of you some other time.

07-28-2006, 08:54 PM	#46
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,548.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,999.46 Donate	I knew I wasn't going to win, but I thought I was at least in the running. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

07-28-2006, 08:56 PM	#47
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 29,999 Thanks: 215 Thanked 538 Times in 376 Posts Points: 1,168.85 Bank: 1,205,748.12 Total Points: 1,206,916.97 Donate	hugs Codie Congrats Hotster!

07-28-2006, 09:02 PM	#50
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	give him a second. __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

07-28-2006, 09:12 PM	#51
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,789.81 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 9,387.36 Donate	So... it's been a while, VGF -- last time I was here, it was still UBB -- but now I'm here all the way from wherever the hell I've been to present to you... the best mod award! The nominees for this PRESTIGIOUS award are...: AI! Koga! HotD! Codiekitty! Aaaanddd... last but CERTAINLY not least... Cravdraa! Now, who WINS this award? That question is far more difficult to answer. I could certainly simply tell you straight up, but I'd much rather draw it out, since that's the whole point of an award show, right? So... without a commercial break to leave you biting your nails for 5 minutes, how am I to entertain you in between? This question has kept me up at night. I finally wrote an essay to entertain you: An essay on Best Mod Award To delve deeply into Best Mod Award is an exciting adventure. I really, really like Best Mod Award. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, Best Mod Award is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably Best Mod Award is often misunderstood by so called 'babies', who form the last great hope for our civilzation. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance. Social Factors Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Best Mod Award to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the readers inteligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. Back when Vealinger reamarked �the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold� [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. No symbol is more potent than Best Mod Award in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness. Primarily Best Mod Award builds trust among the people. If society has a favourite child, it is Best Mod Award. Economic Factors Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to Best Mod Award. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case. Inflation . . . . . . . .Best Mod Award What a splendid graph. Seemingly inflation plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years. Political Factors Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0 In the words of style icon Demetrius Skank 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] What a fantastic quote. If Best Mod Award be the food of politics, play on. One thing's certain. The Human species liberally desires Best Mod Award, and what's more human than politics? Conclusion We can conclude that the Best Mod Award is both a need and a want. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and is always fashionably late. Let's finish with a thought from star Beyonce Lopez: 'You win some, you loose some, but Best Mod Award wins most often.' [3] ---------------- [1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ [2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media [3] Go mad for Best Mod Award - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books --------------------------------------- Alright. Now that you've read that scintillating essay, I believe I can tell you the winner. And the winner is... drum roll drum breaks new drum bought re-drum roll KOGA! Congratulations, Koga, and goodnight, VGF.

07-28-2006, 09:15 PM	#52
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,886 Thanks: 456 Thanked 1,151 Times in 628 Posts Points: 6,533.33 Bank: 1,830,360.28 Total Points: 1,836,893.61 Donate	Yo PK! Congrats on winning the duchest mod, Koga.

07-28-2006, 09:15 PM	#53
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,474.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,174.13 Donate	Um, I was a nominee for best Mod as well as Tikal for Best Female Member. Why are there so many errors? koga neatly outlined everything on page 2 of the original topic.

07-28-2006, 09:16 PM	#54
Cravdraa Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: It's round on the sides and high in the middle Gender: Posts: 5,573 Thanks: 49 Thanked 80 Times in 52 Posts Points: 30,562.93 Bank: 661,439.00 Total Points: 692,001.93 Donate	I didn't win! Woot! Keep the streak alive! Congrats Koga!

07-28-2006, 09:18 PM	#55
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 173 Times in 119 Posts Points: 43,548.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,999.46 Donate	Go Kogasan! You deserve winning this both for your modship abilities, and because you weren't nominated for Best Male Member! CK puts on We Are The Champions Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

07-28-2006, 09:19 PM	#57
Parrakarry Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 10,683 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,789.81 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 9,387.36 Donate	I just typed the nominees that I was told Sorry about any errors, I just haven't been on VGF recently so I really have no clue.

07-28-2006, 09:28 PM	#59
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,126 Thanks: 938 Thanked 660 Times in 385 Posts Points: 50,835.14 Bank: 500,939.68 Total Points: 551,774.82 Donate	And to present the last award of the night. CK [Sorry CK, see my last post, I'm sooooo sorry] __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever Last edited by The Member Formerly Known As Andre; 07-28-2006 at 09:34 PM.