Ladies And Gentlemen, Live From Memphis, Tennessee, It's The 8th Annual VGF Awards

DJ Ryan · 07-28-2006, 01:38 PM

Welcome everyone to the 8th Annual VGF awards, we've got a great show for you tonight. Entertainment, and random appearances from forgotten people, so sit back and enjoy cause we're about to get started.

Let's go over a little bit of rules first:

1. You have 9 minutes to make your speech, that is from the time the award winner is posted to 9 minutes later. After 9 minutes, we move to the next category.

2. Please keep it fun in here, this is for entertainment purposes, be a good sport.

DJ Ryan · 07-28-2006, 01:40 PM

Now, here to present the award for Best Avatar, welcome MALIK!

Bomby · 07-28-2006, 01:48 PM

*loud applause, followed by a deafening silence*

Avatars... they're what we imagine other members look like, unless they post their picture in the Relationships forum... Tonights nominees have risen above and beyond the standard avatars that most of us choose to display, inspiring creativity and competitive spirit in the rest of us to step our avatar game up.

And the nominees are:

*cue to giant screen behind podium displaying avatars*

Joker
Bender
Marmite Man
Boos

*camera cue back to Malik standing at podium*

And the winner is....

*Malik begins to rip open envelope*
*Malik cuts himself on envelope*
*Malik runs home to get a bandage for cut*
*Malik gets hit by a car*
*Malik gets surgery at the hospital*
*Malik is discharged*
*Malik runs back to award ceremony*
*Malik finishes opening envelope*

... MARMITE MAN!!!!!

*loud applause is heard from audience as spotlight searches for award recipient to step forth*

DJ Ryan · 07-28-2006, 01:52 PM

*waits for Shane to accept award*

Golden Ganon · 07-28-2006, 01:54 PM

He's not here.

Bomby · 07-28-2006, 01:55 PM

*Malik stands at podium, sweating like crazy from the stage lights and holding the heavy trophy*

mushroom · 07-28-2006, 01:56 PM

someone bring in the robot replica.

Golden Ganon · 07-28-2006, 01:56 PM

* Golden Ganon goes up on stage and hands Malik a facecloth and a drink of water.

DJ Ryan · 07-28-2006, 01:57 PM

Shane: Thank You.

And we'll be right back, after this short break

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM9LV...e%20Foolosophy

mushroom · 07-28-2006, 01:59 PM

Spoiler Below

SPATULA CITY, SPATULA CITY, SPATULA CITY

Cornell J · 07-28-2006, 02:06 PM

And now back to the show

*Announcer-man-guy* Here to present the award for Arcade GAme of the Year and Best New/Returning Forum, is CJ!

*CJ walks from backstage*

CJ: Thank you, thank you. Since the beggining of the new board, we've all been provided with fun, addicting and entertaining games. Tonight, we give honor to those games that have kept us entertained the most.

And the nominees for best Arcade game are:

TETRIS

Curveball

Donkey Kong

*cues back to CJ*

CJ: And, the winner is

Curveball!!!!

*Crowd applause*

CJ: Unfortunately, curveball could not join us tonight, so I shall accept the award on his behalf.

And now, for best new and returning forum, these forums have returned for one more go, and have done a good job at it. I ask that the mod of the winning forum please step up to accept the award.

And the nominees are:

*cue to giant screen behind podium displaying Forum images*

Venting
VGF RPG
l33t
Big Brother

*camera cue back to CJ standing at podium*

CJ: What the? l33t? Can we nominate non-existing forums? Anyway.

The winner is.

THE L33T FORUM?! Well, I guess we should have ML come accept this award.

ML?

**March of the Covenant** · 07-28-2006, 02:11 PM

ML isn't here either, nor will he be for a few days.

DJ Ryan · 07-28-2006, 02:15 PM

give me a minute, I'm geting the next segment together

mushroom · 07-28-2006, 02:19 PM

*Jeopardy music*

**March of the Covenant** · 07-28-2006, 02:20 PM

DJ Ryan · 07-28-2006, 02:21 PM

ML: Thank You

And now, here to present the award for n00b of the year, ANDRE

*quick applause that soon fades out*

Andre: Thank you, Thank you. I've been told that it was perfect for me to present the n00b of the year award for various reasons.
For one, I was one, and two, we ran out of presenters.

So let's get to it, the nominees for n00b of the year are:

Ultimate Ganon

Saeed

WariovsWario

Shane

And the winner is:

ULTIMATE GANON!

*Stupid computer wouldn't load photobucket so I could put the pictures up

**March of the Covenant** · 07-28-2006, 02:23 PM

Haha, he's gonna be ticked whe he comes on seeing that you gave out that award.

Golden Ganon · 07-28-2006, 02:23 PM

I will now accept my award! I will make a short speech.

I am honored to get this award! It shows that I beat saeed!

Have a good night everyone!

mushroom · 07-28-2006, 02:23 PM

Wow. I had so much confidence in wariovswario.

Golden Ganon · 07-28-2006, 02:24 PM

I win hands down.

07-28-2006, 01:38 PM	#1
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,425 Thanks: 1,069 Thanked 719 Times in 416 Posts Points: 39,137.51 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 983,178.67 Donate	Ladies And Gentlemen, Live From Memphis, Tennessee, It's The 8th Annual VGF Awards Welcome everyone to the 8th Annual VGF awards, we've got a great show for you tonight. Entertainment, and random appearances from forgotten people, so sit back and enjoy cause we're about to get started. Let's go over a little bit of rules first: 1. You have 9 minutes to make your speech, that is from the time the award winner is posted to 9 minutes later. After 9 minutes, we move to the next category. 2. Please keep it fun in here, this is for entertainment purposes, be a good sport. Last edited by The Member Formerly Known As Andre; 07-28-2006 at 01:47 PM.

07-28-2006, 01:40 PM	#2
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,425 Thanks: 1,069 Thanked 719 Times in 416 Posts Points: 39,137.51 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 983,178.67 Donate	Now, here to present the award for Best Avatar, welcome MALIK! Last edited by The Member Formerly Known As Andre; 07-28-2006 at 01:46 PM.

07-28-2006, 01:48 PM	#3
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,725.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,790.32 Donate	loud applause, followed by a deafening silence Avatars... they're what we imagine other members look like, unless they post their picture in the Relationships forum... Tonights nominees have risen above and beyond the standard avatars that most of us choose to display, inspiring creativity and competitive spirit in the rest of us to step our avatar game up. And the nominees are: cue to giant screen behind podium displaying avatars Joker Bender Marmite Man Boos camera cue back to Malik standing at podium And the winner is.... Malik begins to rip open envelope Malik cuts himself on envelope Malik runs home to get a bandage for cut Malik gets hit by a car Malik gets surgery at the hospital Malik is discharged Malik runs back to award ceremony Malik finishes opening envelope ... MARMITE MAN!!!!! loud applause is heard from audience as spotlight searches for award recipient to step forth

07-28-2006, 01:52 PM	#4
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,425 Thanks: 1,069 Thanked 719 Times in 416 Posts Points: 39,137.51 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 983,178.67 Donate	waits for Shane to accept award

07-28-2006, 01:54 PM	#5
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,398 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 12,739.56 Bank: 105.10 Total Points: 12,844.66 Donate	He's not here.

07-28-2006, 01:55 PM	#6
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,725.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,790.32 Donate	Malik stands at podium, sweating like crazy from the stage lights and holding the heavy trophy

07-28-2006, 01:56 PM	#7
mushroom Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Brandon, MS Gender: Posts: 5,517 Thanks: 43 Thanked 55 Times in 48 Posts Points: 3,139.40 Bank: 24,595.78 Total Points: 27,735.18 Donate	someone bring in the robot replica.

07-28-2006, 01:57 PM	#9
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,425 Thanks: 1,069 Thanked 719 Times in 416 Posts Points: 39,137.51 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 983,178.67 Donate	Shane: Thank You. And we'll be right back, after this short break http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM9LV...e%20Foolosophy

07-28-2006, 01:59 PM	#10
mushroom Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Brandon, MS Gender: Posts: 5,517 Thanks: 43 Thanked 55 Times in 48 Posts Points: 3,139.40 Bank: 24,595.78 Total Points: 27,735.18 Donate	Spoiler Below SPATULA CITY, SPATULA CITY, SPATULA CITY

07-28-2006, 02:06 PM	#11
Cornell J Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1,074 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,652.67 Bank: 358.60 Total Points: 13,011.27 Donate	And now back to the show Announcer-man-guy Here to present the award for Arcade GAme of the Year and Best New/Returning Forum, is CJ! CJ walks from backstage CJ: Thank you, thank you. Since the beggining of the new board, we've all been provided with fun, addicting and entertaining games. Tonight, we give honor to those games that have kept us entertained the most. And the nominees for best Arcade game are: TETRIS Curveball Donkey Kong cues back to CJ CJ: And, the winner is Curveball!!!! Crowd applause CJ: Unfortunately, curveball could not join us tonight, so I shall accept the award on his behalf. And now, for best new and returning forum, these forums have returned for one more go, and have done a good job at it. I ask that the mod of the winning forum please step up to accept the award. And the nominees are: cue to giant screen behind podium displaying Forum images Venting VGF RPG l33t Big Brother camera cue back to CJ standing at podium CJ: What the? l33t? Can we nominate non-existing forums? Anyway. The winner is. THE L33T FORUM?! Well, I guess we should have ML come accept this award. ML?

07-28-2006, 02:11 PM	#12
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,533.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,089.44 Donate	ML isn't here either, nor will he be for a few days.

07-28-2006, 02:15 PM	#13
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,425 Thanks: 1,069 Thanked 719 Times in 416 Posts Points: 39,137.51 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 983,178.67 Donate	give me a minute, I'm geting the next segment together

07-28-2006, 02:19 PM	#14
mushroom Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Brandon, MS Gender: Posts: 5,517 Thanks: 43 Thanked 55 Times in 48 Posts Points: 3,139.40 Bank: 24,595.78 Total Points: 27,735.18 Donate	Jeopardy music

07-28-2006, 02:20 PM	#15
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,533.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,089.44 Donate	^

07-28-2006, 02:21 PM	#16
DJ Ryan http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/359805 Vote for your favorite songs Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Shhhh, it's a secret right now Gender: Posts: 13,425 Thanks: 1,069 Thanked 719 Times in 416 Posts Points: 39,137.51 Bank: 944,041.16 Total Points: 983,178.67 Donate	ML: Thank You And now, here to present the award for n00b of the year, ANDRE quick applause that soon fades out Andre: Thank you, Thank you. I've been told that it was perfect for me to present the n00b of the year award for various reasons. For one, I was one, and two, we ran out of presenters. So let's get to it, the nominees for n00b of the year are: Ultimate Ganon Saeed WariovsWario Shane And the winner is: ULTIMATE GANON! *Stupid computer wouldn't load photobucket so I could put the pictures up

07-28-2006, 02:23 PM	#17
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,533.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,089.44 Donate	Haha, he's gonna be ticked whe he comes on seeing that you gave out that award.

07-28-2006, 02:24 PM	#20
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,398 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 12,739.56 Bank: 105.10 Total Points: 12,844.66 Donate	I win hands down.