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Codiekitty · 08-30-2006, 08:49 PM

2. He broke his brain watching the Weird Al show.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-30-2006, 09:53 PM

1. He's been busy chatting with girls online. -CSM

Bomby · 08-30-2006, 09:58 PM

Top ten reasons to wear thick lead underwear.

10. Nuclear fallout that's only 3 feet high.

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-30-2006, 11:05 PM

9. Just in case Superman wants to check you out.

☎☃☢ · 08-31-2006, 12:05 PM

8. You can Butt Stomp something and not break your butt. (How else do you think Mario survived all that butt stomping in his games?)

**Crazyswordsman** · 08-31-2006, 12:19 PM

7. You can pretty much skydive without protection and not worry. -CSM

***Ace Mercury*** · 08-31-2006, 12:52 PM

6. Together with your asbestos vest, uranium helmet, and cadmium/mercury energy drink, you're be practically invulnerable!

Sarai and Samiel · 08-31-2006, 02:08 PM

5. All that stuff about 'lead poisoning' is just a government plot to hide the secrets of alchemy from us.

Bomby · 08-31-2006, 05:45 PM

4. Hey, testicular cancer helped Lance Armstrong get famous, so why won't it help me?

**Dr. Horrible** · 08-31-2006, 05:53 PM

3. You could carve a P in the front and a b in the back and it would make sense on two levels.

Codiekitty · 09-02-2006, 04:00 PM

2. And if you're female, you can treat it like that thing the princess in Robin Hood: Men in Tights wore.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Bomby · 09-02-2006, 05:11 PM

(^ A chastity belt. It's called a chastity belt.)

1. You're married to Lorena Bobbett.

☎☃☢ · 09-02-2006, 05:49 PM

Top Ten worst things to bump into.

10. A Bear on a unicycle.

**Dr. Horrible** · 09-02-2006, 06:02 PM

9. A glass door.

☎☃☢ · 09-02-2006, 08:16 PM

8. Baby Wyvern

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-02-2006, 10:07 PM

7. A Fish within a Fish within a Fish within a Fish within another Fish -CSM

Bomby · 09-02-2006, 10:33 PM

6. Hungry supermodels.

***Ace Mercury*** · 09-02-2006, 10:45 PM

5. Cacti.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-02-2006, 11:02 PM

4. Qwerty. -CSM

Koga · 09-03-2006, 06:27 AM

3. An evil and suspicious looking man.

08-30-2006, 08:49 PM	#161
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,040.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,491.46 Donate	Frozen Waffles, Sardines, Nacho Cheese, and Motor Oil 2. He broke his brain watching the Weird Al show. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

08-31-2006, 12:52 PM	#167
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,854.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,114.70 Donate	Behold ye mighty, and despair! 6. Together with your asbestos vest, uranium helmet, and cadmium/mercury energy drink, you're be practically invulnerable!

08-31-2006, 02:08 PM	#168
Sarai and Samiel Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,285 Thanks: 163 Thanked 124 Times in 86 Posts Points: 3,461.97 Bank: 94,171.35 Total Points: 97,633.32 Donate	Sure it is. 5. All that stuff about 'lead poisoning' is just a government plot to hide the secrets of alchemy from us.

08-31-2006, 05:53 PM	#170
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,730 Thanks: 127 Thanked 453 Times in 300 Posts Points: 2,879.37 Bank: 3,899,087.98 Total Points: 3,901,967.35 Donate	3. You could carve a P in the front and a b in the back and it would make sense on two levels. Last edited by Koga; 09-01-2006 at 05:23 AM.

08-30-2006, 09:53 PM	#162
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,359 Thanks: 585 Thanked 435 Times in 286 Posts Points: 152,484.97 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,940.24 Donate	1. He's been busy chatting with girls online. -CSM

08-30-2006, 09:58 PM	#163
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,755.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,820.32 Donate	Top ten reasons to wear thick lead underwear. 10. Nuclear fallout that's only 3 feet high.

08-30-2006, 11:05 PM	#164
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,854.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,114.70 Donate	9. Just in case Superman wants to check you out.

08-31-2006, 12:05 PM	#165
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,568.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,276.83 Donate	8. You can Butt Stomp something and not break your butt. (How else do you think Mario survived all that butt stomping in his games?)

08-31-2006, 12:19 PM	#166
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,359 Thanks: 585 Thanked 435 Times in 286 Posts Points: 152,484.97 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,940.24 Donate	7. You can pretty much skydive without protection and not worry. -CSM

08-31-2006, 05:45 PM	#169
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,755.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,820.32 Donate	4. Hey, testicular cancer helped Lance Armstrong get famous, so why won't it help me?

09-02-2006, 04:00 PM	#171
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 49,040.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,491.46 Donate	2. And if you're female, you can treat it like that thing the princess in Robin Hood: Men in Tights wore. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-02-2006, 05:11 PM	#172
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,755.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,820.32 Donate	(^ A chastity belt. It's called a chastity belt.) 1. You're married to Lorena Bobbett.

09-02-2006, 05:49 PM	#173
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,568.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,276.83 Donate	Top Ten worst things to bump into. 10. A Bear on a unicycle.

09-02-2006, 06:02 PM	#174
Dr. Horrible PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,730 Thanks: 127 Thanked 453 Times in 300 Posts Points: 2,879.37 Bank: 3,899,087.98 Total Points: 3,901,967.35 Donate	9. A glass door.

09-02-2006, 08:16 PM	#175
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,568.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,276.83 Donate	8. Baby Wyvern

09-02-2006, 10:07 PM	#176
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,359 Thanks: 585 Thanked 435 Times in 286 Posts Points: 152,484.97 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,940.24 Donate	7. A Fish within a Fish within a Fish within a Fish within another Fish -CSM

09-02-2006, 10:33 PM	#177
Bomby Condescending Film Jerk Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,389 Thanks: 231 Thanked 679 Times in 431 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 5,755.35 Bank: 3,818,064.96 Total Points: 3,823,820.32 Donate	6. Hungry supermodels.

09-02-2006, 10:45 PM	#178
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,112 Thanks: 370 Thanked 1,576 Times in 815 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 109,854.83 Bank: 22,995,259.87 Total Points: 23,105,114.70 Donate	5. Cacti.

09-02-2006, 11:02 PM	#179
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,359 Thanks: 585 Thanked 435 Times in 286 Posts Points: 152,484.97 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,940.24 Donate	4. Qwerty. -CSM

09-03-2006, 06:27 AM	#180
Koga Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: The Netherlands Gender: Posts: 17,095 Thanks: 104 Thanked 183 Times in 117 Posts Points: 107,817.07 Bank: 21,640.09 Total Points: 129,457.16 Donate	3. An evil and suspicious looking man.