I know it sounds corny but.... - VGF

wariovswario · 01-12-2007, 08:06 PM

I think everyone and everything needs a montage....I discovered this while watching Captain America and realized how the heck you can improve things with a montage! It's a sad fact of life but true!

The secret is....A MONTAGE!!!!!!!!

The hour's approaching to give it your best,
and you've got to reach your prime
That's when you need to put yourself to the test,
and show us a passage of time

We're gonna need a montage! MONTAGE!
Ooh, it takes a montage! MONTAGE!

Show a lot of things happening at once,
remind everyone of what's going on!
And with every shot show a little improvement,
to show it all would take too long!

That's called a montage! MONTAGE!
Ooh, we want a montage! MONTAGE!

In anything that we want to go,
from just a beginner to a pro
We need a montage! MONTAGE!
Even Rocky had a montage! MONTAGE!

MONTAGE!

MONTAGE!

Anything that we want to go,
from just a beginner to a pro
We need a montage! MONTAGE!
Ooh, it takes a montage! MONTAGE!

Always fade out in a montage
If you fade out it seems like more time has a passed in a montage
Montage

Insert unfunny meme here · 01-12-2007, 09:11 PM

Irby · 01-12-2007, 09:21 PM

Wow that is stupid.

wariovswario · 01-12-2007, 09:23 PM

I stole it off of Planet America...sorry. Thought you guys would've liked it and so I shared it with you. but it really does work!

**March of the Covenant** · 01-12-2007, 09:37 PM

Yu-gi-oh Abridged quote please, someone, I know there's one somewhere... I just don't know the exact wording.

Smarmy Vent · 01-12-2007, 11:06 PM

Wait, what's happening here?

The Missing Link · 01-13-2007, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wariovswario

I stole it off of Planet America...sorry. Thought you guys would've liked it and so I shared it with you. but it really does work!

And herein we find the problem. You thought.

MC Mushi Mo · 01-13-2007, 12:16 AM

^^^ Who do you think you are? Rocky Balboa?

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-13-2007, 12:17 AM

Die wvsw.

See? I know German.

wariovswario · 01-13-2007, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. House

^^^ Who do you think you are? Rocky Balboa?

even rocky had a montage! Okay for all of you who disagree...maybe this video will clear things up!

YouTube - Southpark Montage

and if you think it goes just for that song...your wrong!

YouTube - Southpark WOW Montage

do you guys understand now? Montages make you improve in EVERYTHING quickly!

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-13-2007, 12:34 AM

Rocky needed a montage. Or else he wouldn't have been able to train.

ADVENTURE BUS · 01-13-2007, 12:35 AM

Could've sworn this was on Team America, World Police.

Which makes it even later.

wariovswario · 01-13-2007, 12:43 AM

i'm glad finally you people see it my way! Montages improve your quality of life significantly if you use them in the right way taking many shots day by day of your improvements IN SMALL AMOUNTS! I mean...look at footloose!

Mikhail Gorbachev · 01-13-2007, 01:18 AM

This isn't a bad idea, actually.

Koga · 01-13-2007, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rubber Band Man

Could've sworn this was on Team America, World Police.

Which makes it even later.

It was on Team America (I have no idea what this Captain America or Planet America is wvsw is talking about is), but it first appeared in the season 6 South Park episode Asspen.

Quote:

Die wvsw.

See? I know German.

'Die' can only be used as an article for female or plural objects.

You fail.

vanherrmann · 01-13-2007, 05:25 AM

Lol, yeah, i love that song, i watched team america yesterday or the day before and i remember that song.

wariovswario · 01-13-2007, 11:40 AM

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses when it comes to good television and movies.

LinkManDX... FACE · 01-13-2007, 11:43 AM

I know someone said this already, but "What, I don't even get a training montage?" "Who do you think you are, Rocky Balboa?"

wariovswario · 01-13-2007, 11:45 AM

why doesn't everyone here make themselves a montage to help them improve on things and then post them here? I'm serious here! Here's another montage to keep you guys happy!

YouTube - Footloose Montage

Mikhail Gorbachev · 01-13-2007, 11:50 AM

I can see it all now. A montage of me playing Tetris, drinking ginger ale, and spamming VGF. All I do all day.
Of course, it would be set to Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream.

01-12-2007, 08:06 PM	#1
wariovswario Don't ban me please. :( Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 82 Thanked 54 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 105.31 Bank: 417,082.21 Total Points: 417,187.52 Donate	I know it sounds corny but.... I think everyone and everything needs a montage....I discovered this while watching Captain America and realized how the heck you can improve things with a montage! It's a sad fact of life but true! The secret is....A MONTAGE!!!!!!!! The hour's approaching to give it your best, and you've got to reach your prime That's when you need to put yourself to the test, and show us a passage of time We're gonna need a montage! MONTAGE! Ooh, it takes a montage! MONTAGE! Show a lot of things happening at once, remind everyone of what's going on! And with every shot show a little improvement, to show it all would take too long! That's called a montage! MONTAGE! Ooh, we want a montage! MONTAGE! In anything that we want to go, from just a beginner to a pro We need a montage! MONTAGE! Even Rocky had a montage! MONTAGE! MONTAGE! MONTAGE! Anything that we want to go, from just a beginner to a pro We need a montage! MONTAGE! Ooh, it takes a montage! MONTAGE! Always fade out in a montage If you fade out it seems like more time has a passed in a montage Montage

01-13-2007, 12:16 AM	#8
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wariovswario Don't ban me please. :( Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 82 Thanked 54 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 105.31 Bank: 417,082.21 Total Points: 417,187.52 Donate	I stole it off of Planet America...sorry. Thought you guys would've liked it and so I shared it with you. but it really does work!

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Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 210 Times in 153 Posts Points: 2,329.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,864.89 Donate	Rocky needed a montage. Or else he wouldn't have been able to train.

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wariovswario Don't ban me please. :( Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 82 Thanked 54 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 105.31 Bank: 417,082.21 Total Points: 417,187.52 Donate	i'm glad finally you people see it my way! Montages improve your quality of life significantly if you use them in the right way taking many shots day by day of your improvements IN SMALL AMOUNTS! I mean...look at footloose!

01-13-2007, 01:18 AM	#14
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,481 Thanks: 25 Thanked 60 Times in 45 Posts Points: 20.00 Bank: 23,461.58 Total Points: 23,481.58 Donate	This isn't a bad idea, actually.

01-13-2007, 05:25 AM	#16
vanherrmann Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 164 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,905.61 Bank: 111.57 Total Points: 3,017.18 Donate	Lol, yeah, i love that song, i watched team america yesterday or the day before and i remember that song.

01-13-2007, 11:40 AM	#17
wariovswario Don't ban me please. :( Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 82 Thanked 54 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 105.31 Bank: 417,082.21 Total Points: 417,187.52 Donate	Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses when it comes to good television and movies.

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LinkManDX... FACE Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Some call it slums, some call it nice! Gender: Posts: 3,249 Thanks: 242 Thanked 190 Times in 112 Posts Points: 20,051.70 Bank: 4,258.48 Total Points: 24,310.18 Donate	I know someone said this already, but "What, I don't even get a training montage?" "Who do you think you are, Rocky Balboa?"

01-13-2007, 11:45 AM	#19
wariovswario Don't ban me please. :( Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 82 Thanked 54 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 105.31 Bank: 417,082.21 Total Points: 417,187.52 Donate	why doesn't everyone here make themselves a montage to help them improve on things and then post them here? I'm serious here! Here's another montage to keep you guys happy! YouTube - Footloose Montage

01-13-2007, 11:50 AM	#20
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,481 Thanks: 25 Thanked 60 Times in 45 Posts Points: 20.00 Bank: 23,461.58 Total Points: 23,481.58 Donate	I can see it all now. A montage of me playing Tetris, drinking ginger ale, and spamming VGF. All I do all day. Of course, it would be set to Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream.