Ask a Member a Question - Page 25 - VGF

CuccoLady · 01-02-2008, 01:18 PM

S'more questions:

NomyT: Imagine you are a gopher, and an evil gardener has put a trap at the entrance to your tunnel abode. What do you do?

UN: If a man-eating pumpkin were heading towards you from the South, evil pirates were coming from the East, rabid Santa was attacking from the North, llamas with acid spit were emerging from the West, and evil ninjas were dropping from above, what would you do?

ZG: An assassin tries to strangle you with a Fruit-By-The-Foot that won't break. How do you survive?

M_K: You are standing between Link and a herd of rabid fangirls. How do you escape???

Cap'n: There are three pies on the counter. One is poisoned. There is an apple, a pumpkin, and a berry pie. The only pie you know is NOT poisoned is the berry pie. Do you eat that one, or take your chances with one of the others?

Tad Venture · 01-02-2008, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CuccoLady

S'more questions:

NomyT: Imagine you are a gopher, and an evil gardener has put a trap at the entrance to your tunnel abode. What do you do?

UN: If a man-eating pumpkin were heading towards you from the South, evil pirates were coming from the East, rabid Santa was attacking from the North, llamas with acid spit were emerging from the West, and evil ninjas were dropping from above, what would you do?

ZG: An assassin tries to strangle you with a Fruit-By-The-Foot that won't break. How do you survive?

M_K: You are standing between Link and a herd of rabid fangirls. How do you escape???

Cap'n: There are three pies on the counter. One is poisoned. There is an apple, a pumpkin, and a berry pie. The only pie you know is NOT poisoned is the berry pie. Do you eat that one, or take your chances with one of the others?

What is this, a Goosebumps choose-your-own-adventure story?

User Name · 01-02-2008, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CuccoLady

UN: If a man-eating pumpkin were heading towards you from the South, evil pirates were coming from the East, rabid Santa was attacking from the North, llamas with acid spit were emerging from the West, and evil ninjas were dropping from above, what would you do?

The evil ninjas would say, "UN, hop on, we've come to save you." (Because I'm a ninja so I'm one of them.) I'd say, "Awesome guys, let's get 'em!" So then we'd use our super awesome ninja moves and trap the llama's in a huge net. Then, dangling them from above, they would act as acid bombs and we'd bomb the pirates from above because they're too drunk to see it coming. Then, we'd fling our awesome ninja stars at the pumpkin, making it fly into pieces all over. Of course, that would mean that we'd make salted pumpkin seeds and pumpkin pie and we'd throw a Halloween party in January.

CuccoLady · 01-02-2008, 01:33 PM

^^Well, I like answering questions that are fun to answer, so I decided to give other members the opportunity to answer some such questions.

Would you rather answer one of those or 'apple or pear'?

***ZeldaGirl*** · 01-02-2008, 02:03 PM

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ZG: An assassin tries to strangle you with a Fruit-By-The-Foot that won't break. How do you survive?

I would eat the Fruit-By-The-Foot, then use my awesome martial arts skills (ala Dwight Shrute) to disable him.

PF believes in H. Dent · 01-02-2008, 02:07 PM

You have the martial arts skill of Dwight Shrute? Impossible.

***ZeldaGirl*** · 01-02-2008, 02:07 PM

False. It is not impossible.

PF believes in H. Dent · 01-02-2008, 02:12 PM

Fact: Nobody has the skill of Dwight. He is the best.

The Doctor · 01-02-2008, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CuccoLady

NomyT: Imagine you are a gopher, and an evil gardener has put a trap at the entrance to your tunnel abode. What do you do?

A. My Gopher hands are made of unbreakable metal, so I'll dig straight through that trap. Then probably slash his man bits.

**March of the Covenant** · 01-02-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by UN-ited

He's a stalker. You're a stalker.

Well excuuuuuuuuse me princess.

GRENTLEMEN · 01-02-2008, 06:17 PM

See the next thread, this one is overdue for closing.

Swordmaster Link · 01-02-2008, 06:20 PM

Is it just me, or did nobody make a new one yet?

GRENTLEMEN · 01-02-2008, 10:53 PM

Your imagination.

01-02-2008, 02:07 PM	#486
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01-02-2008, 02:12 PM	#488
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01-02-2008, 01:18 PM	#481
CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: insert something awkward here Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 898 Thanked 223 Times in 181 Posts Points: 13,036.21 Bank: 7.98 Total Points: 13,044.19 Donate	S'more questions: NomyT: Imagine you are a gopher, and an evil gardener has put a trap at the entrance to your tunnel abode. What do you do? UN: If a man-eating pumpkin were heading towards you from the South, evil pirates were coming from the East, rabid Santa was attacking from the North, llamas with acid spit were emerging from the West, and evil ninjas were dropping from above, what would you do? ZG: An assassin tries to strangle you with a Fruit-By-The-Foot that won't break. How do you survive? M_K: You are standing between Link and a herd of rabid fangirls. How do you escape??? Cap'n: There are three pies on the counter. One is poisoned. There is an apple, a pumpkin, and a berry pie. The only pie you know is NOT poisoned is the berry pie. Do you eat that one, or take your chances with one of the others?

01-02-2008, 01:33 PM	#484
CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: insert something awkward here Gender: Posts: 4,012 Thanks: 898 Thanked 223 Times in 181 Posts Points: 13,036.21 Bank: 7.98 Total Points: 13,044.19 Donate	^^Well, I like answering questions that are fun to answer, so I decided to give other members the opportunity to answer some such questions. Would you rather answer one of those or 'apple or pear'?

01-02-2008, 02:07 PM	#487
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01-02-2008, 06:20 PM	#492
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01-02-2008, 10:53 PM	#493
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