Weird/Funny Dreams Thread

Meowmaster · 01-27-2008, 07:02 PM

This should be good for a laugh, post any funny or weird dreams here.Here is one of mine: I was reading was a storybook about a taco gangster, a pineapple old lady, and a strawberry young woman.The taco was giving them a stick-up on a subway and tried to forcibly kiss the strawberry and then the pineapple blocked the way.At the end I ate them all.But the pineapple tasted old and bad.

KittenTheSmitten · 01-27-2008, 07:20 PM

Haha, I love the end of your dream... X3

Last night, I dreamt that I was with Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton, plus her two children and some old guy who looked like one of my Sims, and we were all escaping from Dante's Peak in this crowded car. I sort of knew that, like in the movie, we'd get trapped on the mountain and have to struggle through terrifying predicaments until we got home--but luckily, we managed to get out of there in time. The little girl was sadistically happy that she got out of there in spite of the fact that thousands of others did not.

Anyway, we got out of the car and went into our new, Sim-like Euro house. Some friends of mine inside were just getting done watching the DVD Dante's Peak. Since I wanted to see the very beginning for weird purposes, I took the remote and tried to turn it back to the menu, but I simply triggered a "trailer" for porn that starred two cats that looked like Itchy, but moved like he was a Bugs Bunny character. My friend was really pissed off at me because I couldn't get the porn off, so she called my mom to take me home.

As mom and I were heading back, a mountain in the distance erupted like in Dante's Peak, and it felt so real that I woke up. xD

Meowmaster · 01-27-2008, 07:31 PM

wow!

Being able to have dreams like that may actually make me want to go to bed so i can laugh as soon as I wake up.

Demonic Lemonade · 01-27-2008, 08:37 PM

I had a dream that I was attacked by red and white pinstripe crocodile aliens.

***Ace Mercury*** · 01-27-2008, 09:29 PM

I had this dream where I was eating this enormous marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was missing. =\

Colin Greenwood · 01-27-2008, 09:36 PM

Peggle was in my dream last night.

My sickness turned out to be Extreme Fever.

**Perrin Aybara** · 01-27-2008, 10:26 PM

I rarely dream. And when I do, it's never very detailed and I never remember them for longer than a couple minutes after I wake up.-jay

MC Mushi Mo · 01-27-2008, 10:40 PM

I had a dream where a bunch of my friends and I hijacked Wonder Woman's invisible Jet.

Jigsaw · 01-27-2008, 11:22 PM

I've had odd dreams before. Once I dreamed that I was at a truck stop (What the ****?) and I was eating a barbecue sandwich. As soon as I finished, a man with no nose and a redneck outfit came out and greeted me. I asked for another barbecue sandwich. Because it had all gotten on my face for some reason, he said "YOOS YO FACE" with an almost William Shatner style delivery and a voice akin to my youngest nephew's. I was weirded out for day's afterward.

User Name · 01-28-2008, 06:02 AM

Last year, for about 3 months, all of my dreams were underwater. Significance? *shrug*

Marx · 01-28-2008, 09:19 AM

Right after the Sticker Power-Ups update on the Smash Bros. Dojo, I had a dream that I was putting a Sonic sticker on a trophy, and it got stuck to my face and I couldn't breathe.

**Booyakasha** · 01-28-2008, 09:20 AM

I always get people telling me about their weird dreams. Last time someone asked me what his dream might have meant, I told him it meant he was a sexual predator. He hasn't spoken to me since. I call that a victory.

Last night I had a dream that was just swirling colours and spaceships flying around, all set to an eternal loop of 'You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet' by BTO. I don't have to tell you that it was the awesomest thing ever.

X-3 · 01-28-2008, 04:23 PM

I had this dream, long ago. That there was this blue-haired anime chick. But she had the power of Falzar from MMBN6 in her, making her a target of the government. I was her bodyguard of sorts. Something like that.

Yeah, I didn't know what the hell either.

I am nobody · 01-28-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perrin Aybara

I rarely dream. And when I do, it's never very detailed and I never remember them for longer than a couple minutes after I wake up.-jay

This.

Mush Face · 01-28-2008, 05:21 PM

Falling over a waterfall because I was chasing a butterfly.

I've had that dream three times.

KittenTheSmitten · 01-28-2008, 06:56 PM

Okay--last night, I dreamt that this forum and the tiny one which I come from and reign were duking it out, Mortal Combat style. We turned the fight into a huge courtroom battle over the good and bad properties of abortion, and then I found out that everyone from VGF were birth practitioners, and I felt like an idiot.

I **** YOU NOT.

Dr. Furball · 01-28-2008, 08:47 PM

Oh man, where to start? In the productions of my subconscious, I have been married to a famous voice actress I've never heard of, acted in a remake of the Mario Bros. film, transformed into a vampire and killed by Blade, among other things.

Last night, I dreamed that I was dry-humped by a hot girl in glasses at some sort of party. That was definitely one of the better ones.

Tales of CuccoLady · 01-28-2008, 11:14 PM

ODD DREAMS:

-I dreamed that I was driving around illegally after watching a movie with my best friend's little brother while she saw another one. I got pulled over because I forgot to do 'double-stops', and instead I only stopped ONCE per stop sign. My mom was not angry that I was driving.

-Last night I dreamed that my neighborhood was flooding. The water pressure made our roof cave in. I had an action-hero moment when the loose part of our house almost fell out of my head and I very acrobatically dodged it JUST in the nick of time. XD

- I once had a VERRY weird dream about TotA. It was like, Tear got kidnapped by Legretta and Asch (who was a weird spider plastic toy thing. XDD) and we had to go save her. When she got kidnapped, someone shot her in the back with a bow... but they shot her with a SWORD out of that bow. Also, Van was there too and he got shot similarly. He then rode away on a dragon with the sword in his back.

THEN, my dream was re-enacted that same night in real life. My best friend was Tear, and I had to go save her from... THE EVIL CAMPOS AT SCHOOL. XDDDD

When we got to go save her, she was randomly shouting out Tales of Symphonia spells (like she'd say INDIGNATION!!) and the officials would fall down, as if they were having a little kid pretend fight.

XDDD

Oh, and at one point when my friend was kidnapped, she ran away. I couldn't call her because I forgot my cell phone, so I had pizza with a random kid.

Also, when we were trying to save Alexa, people kept stalling us. Like, my other friend's dance teacher dragged us into lessons. We had to escape... also, there was this little chanting kid cult who, after asking me for a chip and I gave it to them, chanted in unison:

YOU GAVE US SOMETHING. WE MUST GIVE YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN. (FMA much? XD)

So they gave me a Quaker snack bar.

XDDD

MC Mushi Mo · 01-28-2008, 11:56 PM

Ok, make of it what you will...

I once dreamed that I was in my Dad's old office, wearing a life-jacket. Nothing was inside the office save for a small sealed box. The only opening on the box was a small hole, like, the size of a pin-hole. I put my finger on the hole and sucked me through, making me very small inside the box.

It also turned me into a polarbear. A very small polar bear. Inside a sealed box.

Now for another...

I once dreamed that I was bitten by a spider, which for some reason turned me into a spider/werewolf thing. The only thing I remember about this dream was me shouting "SAVE YOURSELVES" while ripping my shirt open. Then, I realized I was dreaming, and started begging people to pinch me.

Three!

I also once dreamed that my grandmother owned a statue's foot that she kept outside her front door, on the stoop. I'm guessing she was a witch in this dream, because for some reason a Woopie Goldberg look-alike replaced the statue foot with an undead foot then hid in the bush to ambush her. I walked past the foot, and she jumped out and shouted, "YOU WILL DISAPPEAR!" then everything went black and I woke up. Or so I thought, I woke up to what I usually saw back then, my mom getting ready to go to work. It was actually another dream, however, because soon after a tornado came raging through our living room.

FOUR MORE... DREAMS.

Another one I had was one where I was simply lazing about in my Grandmother's living room. Then, an angry bull came through and started smashing everything. The source of the bull? My Dad's snoring.

That's all for now.

Demonic Lemonade · 01-29-2008, 12:06 PM

I also had a dream that EVERYTHING FREAKING EXPLODED. I'm not kidding.

01-27-2008, 07:02 PM	#1
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01-27-2008, 10:40 PM	#8
MC Mushi Mo Look Into My Eyes, You Blood-Thirsty Thing... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,660 Thanks: 124 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 14,448.51 Bank: 73,813.58 Total Points: 88,262.09 Donate	I had a dream where a bunch of my friends and I hijacked Wonder Woman's invisible Jet. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

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Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,001 Thanks: 84 Thanked 456 Times in 263 Posts Points: 14,380.01 Bank: 40,462.61 Total Points: 54,842.62 Donate	I always get people telling me about their weird dreams. Last time someone asked me what his dream might have meant, I told him it meant he was a sexual predator. He hasn't spoken to me since. I call that a victory. Last night I had a dream that was just swirling colours and spaceships flying around, all set to an eternal loop of 'You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet' by BTO. I don't have to tell you that it was the awesomest thing ever. __________________ Boo--the only dude bad enough to rescue the president

01-28-2008, 11:56 PM	#19
MC Mushi Mo Look Into My Eyes, You Blood-Thirsty Thing... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,660 Thanks: 124 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 14,448.51 Bank: 73,813.58 Total Points: 88,262.09 Donate	Ok, make of it what you will... I once dreamed that I was in my Dad's old office, wearing a life-jacket. Nothing was inside the office save for a small sealed box. The only opening on the box was a small hole, like, the size of a pin-hole. I put my finger on the hole and sucked me through, making me very small inside the box. It also turned me into a polarbear. A very small polar bear. Inside a sealed box. Now for another... I once dreamed that I was bitten by a spider, which for some reason turned me into a spider/werewolf thing. The only thing I remember about this dream was me shouting "SAVE YOURSELVES" while ripping my shirt open. Then, I realized I was dreaming, and started begging people to pinch me. Three! I also once dreamed that my grandmother owned a statue's foot that she kept outside her front door, on the stoop. I'm guessing she was a witch in this dream, because for some reason a Woopie Goldberg look-alike replaced the statue foot with an undead foot then hid in the bush to ambush her. I walked past the foot, and she jumped out and shouted, "YOU WILL DISAPPEAR!" then everything went black and I woke up. Or so I thought, I woke up to what I usually saw back then, my mom getting ready to go to work. It was actually another dream, however, because soon after a tornado came raging through our living room. FOUR MORE... DREAMS. Another one I had was one where I was simply lazing about in my Grandmother's living room. Then, an angry bull came through and started smashing everything. The source of the bull? My Dad's snoring. That's all for now. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

01-27-2008, 07:20 PM	#2
KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 142 Thanks: 41 Thanked 22 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,770.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,770.70 Donate	Haha, I love the end of your dream... X3 Last night, I dreamt that I was with Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton, plus her two children and some old guy who looked like one of my Sims, and we were all escaping from Dante's Peak in this crowded car. I sort of knew that, like in the movie, we'd get trapped on the mountain and have to struggle through terrifying predicaments until we got home--but luckily, we managed to get out of there in time. The little girl was sadistically happy that she got out of there in spite of the fact that thousands of others did not. Anyway, we got out of the car and went into our new, Sim-like Euro house. Some friends of mine inside were just getting done watching the DVD Dante's Peak. Since I wanted to see the very beginning for weird purposes, I took the remote and tried to turn it back to the menu, but I simply triggered a "trailer" for porn that starred two cats that looked like Itchy, but moved like he was a Bugs Bunny character. My friend was really pissed off at me because I couldn't get the porn off, so she called my mom to take me home. As mom and I were heading back, a mountain in the distance erupted like in Dante's Peak, and it felt so real that I woke up. xD

01-27-2008, 07:31 PM	#3
Meowmaster Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: The most dangoureus place on earth.....BRONX,NEW YORK!!!!X_X Gender: Posts: 199 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 988.60 Bank: 1,377.48 Total Points: 2,366.08 Donate	wow! Being able to have dreams like that may actually make me want to go to bed so i can laugh as soon as I wake up.

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01-27-2008, 09:36 PM	#6
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01-28-2008, 06:02 AM	#10
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Some say hell, I say paradise. Gender: Posts: 6,310 Thanks: 236 Thanked 300 Times in 217 Posts Points: 3,575.73 Bank: 64,317.03 Total Points: 67,892.76 Donate	Last year, for about 3 months, all of my dreams were underwater. Significance? shrug

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01-28-2008, 04:23 PM	#13
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,660 Thanks: 342 Thanked 396 Times in 288 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,980.88 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,980.88 Donate	I had this dream, long ago. That there was this blue-haired anime chick. But she had the power of Falzar from MMBN6 in her, making her a target of the government. I was her bodyguard of sorts. Something like that. Yeah, I didn't know what the hell either.

01-28-2008, 05:21 PM	#15
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Turning death into a fighting chance to live. Gender: Posts: 4,893 Thanks: 200 Thanked 279 Times in 219 Posts Points: 155.28 Bank: 1,509.03 Total Points: 1,664.31 Donate	Falling over a waterfall because I was chasing a butterfly. I've had that dream three times.

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KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 142 Thanks: 41 Thanked 22 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,770.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,770.70 Donate	Okay--last night, I dreamt that this forum and the tiny one which I come from and reign were duking it out, Mortal Combat style. We turned the fight into a huge courtroom battle over the good and bad properties of abortion, and then I found out that everyone from VGF were birth practitioners, and I felt like an idiot. I **** YOU NOT.

01-28-2008, 08:47 PM	#17
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 607 Thanks: 63 Thanked 40 Times in 31 Posts Points: 5,073.63 Bank: 10,121.91 Total Points: 15,195.54 Donate	Oh man, where to start? In the productions of my subconscious, I have been married to a famous voice actress I've never heard of, acted in a remake of the Mario Bros. film, transformed into a vampire and killed by Blade, among other things. Last night, I dreamed that I was dry-humped by a hot girl in glasses at some sort of party. That was definitely one of the better ones.

01-28-2008, 11:14 PM	#18
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,573 Thanks: 1,221 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,808.41 Bank: 1,153.18 Total Points: 8,961.59 Donate	ODD DREAMS: -I dreamed that I was driving around illegally after watching a movie with my best friend's little brother while she saw another one. I got pulled over because I forgot to do 'double-stops', and instead I only stopped ONCE per stop sign. My mom was not angry that I was driving. -Last night I dreamed that my neighborhood was flooding. The water pressure made our roof cave in. I had an action-hero moment when the loose part of our house almost fell out of my head and I very acrobatically dodged it JUST in the nick of time. XD - I once had a VERRY weird dream about TotA. It was like, Tear got kidnapped by Legretta and Asch (who was a weird spider plastic toy thing. XDD) and we had to go save her. When she got kidnapped, someone shot her in the back with a bow... but they shot her with a SWORD out of that bow. Also, Van was there too and he got shot similarly. He then rode away on a dragon with the sword in his back. THEN, my dream was re-enacted that same night in real life. My best friend was Tear, and I had to go save her from... THE EVIL CAMPOS AT SCHOOL. XDDDD When we got to go save her, she was randomly shouting out Tales of Symphonia spells (like she'd say INDIGNATION!!) and the officials would fall down, as if they were having a little kid pretend fight. XDDD Oh, and at one point when my friend was kidnapped, she ran away. I couldn't call her because I forgot my cell phone, so I had pizza with a random kid. Also, when we were trying to save Alexa, people kept stalling us. Like, my other friend's dance teacher dragged us into lessons. We had to escape... also, there was this little chanting kid cult who, after asking me for a chip and I gave it to them, chanted in unison: YOU GAVE US SOMETHING. WE MUST GIVE YOU SOMETHING IN RETURN. (FMA much? XD) So they gave me a Quaker snack bar. XDDD

01-29-2008, 12:06 PM	#20
Demonic Lemonade You cannot resist the lemonade Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Kingston, Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 5,408 Thanks: 176 Thanked 281 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 531.61 Bank: 1,650.97 Total Points: 2,182.58 Donate	I also had a dream that EVERYTHING FREAKING EXPLODED. I'm not kidding.